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Plot: The story deals with the characters Pistolero, the Gent and Comanche and the deadly, unfinished business among them.
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MCT:September 5, 2008you can see that Tarantino had hes hands involved in this movie,
it's something like parody on some old 60's 70's motro gang movies, but nothing special, stroy is confusing like always is with Tarantino, even if he haven't directed movie, u can feel him from first till last minute
and cast well no stars beside Madsen i would say, but all that crew in movie worked very well
and at end just to don't forget say a word about those how topless girl, dancing runing around
so Bikes, Booze and Girls ... -
MCT:September 1, 2008Hell Ride Directed and Starring Larry Bishop is suppose to be one of those old school grindhouse biker movies that was so good back in the 70's but this one falls kinda flat and trys really hard to be cool. The story follows members of the six six six biker gang lead by Vinnie jones and the Victors Biker gang lead by Larry Bishop and the unfinished business between them also stars Micheal Madsen playing his usual old school cool character and small roles by Dennis Hopper and David Carradine. All in all worth a watch for the B movie lover just not for some lookin for that old 70's feel i would check it out again.
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MCT:September 1, 2008
This one was kinda good.
hadn't heard much about this one, but it was entertaining enough to watch...
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MCT:August 31, 2008You can tell Tarantino had a say in this film.....plot is chopped up and it doesn't really make sense till near the end, even then its kinda loose. Guys getting gunned down by other guys and your not sure who is on who's side :(
Although I like girlie's hehe this film just seems to be an excuse for lots of topless girls groping themselves, kissing each other and screwing bikers lol in between there's a feud between two bikers gangs thats all mixed up and of no interest really.
The cast is the usual Tarantino crew of Muppet's doing their usual spiel, Marsden being Marsden like he is in every film he's ever made. In this he wears a tucks like he's just stepped out of a wedding.....but it has the bikers gang badge n name on the back which is really hilarious cos he looks like a gas station attendant hahaha
As for Vinnie Jones hmmmm should of stuck to football coaching I reckon lol
he wore out his cockney tough guy persona afew films ago now, its been done, its over Vinnie.
A case of the poster and idea being waaaaay better than the actual film I'm afraid, and Tarantino is just out of it now, he's just a name that everyone associates with good films but that was along time ago. -
MCT:August 30, 2008Went to see thing in hopes that it would be an old grindhouse biker movie. The names Madsen, Tarantino, Carradine so I was "sold".
I think Dennis Hopper lost his coolness eons ago and simply is a 'talker' doing financial responsibility commercials...what a joke!...let's not forget his 'hip hop' lingo in The Crow 4 or whatever number it was...yeah, admit it, you know what I'm talking about...Terminator2 dude as "Jimmy Cuervo"...
Larry Bishop shows exactly how NOT to do it. My biker, retro movie should have the following:
1) Blood and chunks of something flying...not here, only at the very end
2)Nudity...but not from bad strippers you just pulled off the pole, Mr. Bishop...there is a beauty to 70's looking breasts that silicon hasn't been able to achieve!!!
3)Dialog that reflects the attitude...not simply cursing ramblings with cliche phrases I see scrawled in a bus stop..the dialog was simply written by an un-laid, can't-get-a-girl, frustrated man.
Bishop, your fake goatee and look came across as a bad Al Pacino...lose the George Hamilton tan while you are at it...and your posture and swagger was nothing short of Axl Rose trying to move his hips at age 80 in a walker. -
MCT:August 28, 2008
A biker movie with a few famous actors like Dennis Hopper , Michael Madson and Vinnie Jones. Q.Tarantino have actually produced this one and there are a bit Tarantino feeling throughout the movie like the characters , music and how the story are being told etc. But the movie are still a B flick and not to good in some areas and way to short aswell. Its watchable for sure and overall decent if you dont have to much expectations.
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MCT:August 27, 2008
Before I even more saw it, I knew Hell Ride simply reeked B-Movie, even if Dennis Hopper was in it and Quentin Tarrantino was involved with it. Every time I go into a movie, I go with an open mind, because it really doesn't justify a movie when you already know what you're going to say about it, that wouldn't even be fair to the guys who made Meet the Spartans, but there are petitions all over the web telling them to end their careers before they destroy film as we know it. Anyways, Hell Ride, while looking a little on the cheap side, looked like a time where fun could be had, watching crazy bike stunts, an attractive array of girls every scene and some cool mobster killing scenes. No such luck here, Hell Ride turns out to be something along the lines of watching the elderly trying to do a wheely, failing miserably, being a part of a story that simply doesn't make sense and scenes that make sex look.......... weird?
Hell Ride doesn't have a great cast, well a cast that doesn't have anyone really talented besides Hopper or Carradine, but Carradine's character gets killed in the second scene he's in and all that Hopper gets his his shoes pissed on and him falling off his motorcycle. Everyone else here can't seem to realize that they're butt ugly and think harpoons are more affective than bullets. They suck at riding their bikes too and never stop making out with prostitutes. They try at least, especially Larry Bishop, who does everything in this film, acting in it, directing it, producing it and writing it, he doesn't seem to be good at any of those. They're like old people who are going through their mid-life crisis, trying to impress themselves and others, when they aren't impressing anyone, not even themselves. I've been using ?they? too much at the beginning of every sentence, I'm sorry for that but this so called movie doesn't even deserve anything beautiful and bright said about it, it isn't a beautiful and bright film to begin with. What's even worse than the actors, is the story and how it's portrayed.
The story is worse than trying to understand abstract art that was never meant to be understand in the first place. Perhaps a 100 piece puzzle put together by a retarded kindergardner would be even better. It completely is a bag of mixed pieces of mixed up pieces of mixed up pieces. Horrid things like: People are getting killed around every corner, we don't know who the heck they were, there are flashbacks that are never truly explained, a mysterious box that we really didn't know about, the odd fact that this movie was made and some random sex scenes that make sex look weird. Yeah, that's right, sex looking weird, to the point where you may never look at it the same way again. It doesn't even make it look fun, even if it's weird, looks like something painful and unappealing. Luckily, I saw a film called Elegy which cleaned that up a bit for me, but for many of you who won't have Elegy around to wash the images away, stay away from it if you desire your sanity. And Hell Ride is completely the enemy of the guilty pleasure kind of fun, because there's simply nothing eye catching, while the makers branded it a stunt extravaganza. Please, Hot Rod is more of a stunt extravaganza than this, heck Hot Rod is a masterpiece compared tom this. I love Hot Rod, man you can tell that I'm simply having trouble talking about this movie, I'm talking about a completely different, much better film.
Hell Ride is simply hell to get through a waist of my time and should not be a waist of yours. Please take this review to heart, I'm really trying to save you from watching this piece of complete horse sh**! It should have never been released or made for that matter It simply can't make sense of itself and its existence. And to all you virgins, I'm one of you, but I know that sex can't be like that, it simple can't. There wouldn't be a whole lot of people on the planet if it were that case, or that other scenes with this kind of subject matter wouldn't be labeled "gross". -
MCT:August 26, 2008
Not a bad attempt at a biker movie, but too many dumb lines and an anticlimactic ending made this just another movie.
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MCT:August 21, 2008Hell Ride to be honest reminded me of the Bucket List. All that it was about was a bunch of old geezers going through a mid-life crisis. Hell ride was one of the worst movies, if you can even call it a movie. The way it was shot was horrible, no really good gore. Not to mention theres little to no plot. For over half the movie all that you get to see is people talking thats it just people talking. I dont even see the point to movies like this beeing made. The only reson that this movie will make any money is because Quentin Tarantinos name is on it. This is one of the worst pieces of crap I have ever seen been braught to the cinima world, and any one who likes this film needs to have their eyes and brains checked. Because all it was, was a piece of garbage. STAY AWAY from this movie at all costs.
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