I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1989)

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Bad taste slasher-movies never had it so good. In this horror/comedy movie, the film's hero purchases an antique motorcycle. Somehow, the bike gets a taste for blood, and behaves in every respect just like a traditional vampire (shunning crucifixes, etc.). It also has a taste for human and animal… More Bad taste slasher-movies never had it so good. In this horror/comedy movie, the film's hero purchases an antique motorcycle. Somehow, the bike gets a taste for blood, and behaves in every respect just like a traditional vampire (shunning crucifixes, etc.). It also has a taste for human and animal flesh, and is given to dismembering its victims. ~ Clarke Fountain, Rovi

Rating, Runtime: Unrated, 1 hr. 30 min.
Directed By: Dirk Campbell
Genres: Horror, Comedy

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AJ V

First of all, I'm annoyed that Blockbuster.com told me this was from 1989 when it's really from 1990. This has happened before, it seems I can't trust them when it comes to release years. Second, I was surprised to see that Star Wars star Anthony Daniels has a small… More
First of all, I'm annoyed that Blockbuster.com told me this was from 1989 when it's really from 1990. This has happened before, it seems I can't trust them when it comes to release years. Second, I was surprised to see that Star Wars star Anthony Daniels has a small role in this movie. He was actually very funny as a priest who rode motorcycles (not the title one) and performed exorcisms. This movie is from England, by the way. The premise of a motorcycle becoming a "vampire" sounds outlandish, and really this movie is very over the top, so don't expect everything to be explained to you. Most of the time this movie is really stupid, as it tries to find a balance between black comedy and gory horror, it fails at both. Overall, this movie isn't worth watching. That's probably why it was so hard to find.
Barry L

My God I had forgotten this even existed. For a twelve year old this was fantastic. For a grown man with the mental age of twelve this is just as good...lol....It isnt as bad as you might think and Morrisey plays his part really well.