I Love You Don't Touch Me
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I Love You Don't Touch Me
In this independent comedy about the pitfalls of romance in the 1990s, Katie (Marla Schaffel) is a 25-year-old aspiring songwriter living in Los Angeles. Katie is also a virgin; she's been saving herself for the perfect man, but with the passage of time, she's becoming more firmly convinced that he doesn't actually exist. Katie frequently commiserates about the sad state of her love life with her friend Janet (Meredith Scott Lynn), who left her virginity behind a long time ago in the pursuit of a good orgasm but isn't having any more luck in landing her dream man. Katie is good… More

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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 40%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"This woman is so grating, so self-absorbed, and so without a sense of humor, you can't be sympathetic to her self-inflicted chastity. Katie deserves to be alone. Sadly, she's wound up on the screen."
‑ Brandon Judell, Critics Inc./America Online
"Seems longer than the rough cut of Titanic."
‑ Bob Satuloff, Film Journal International
"Comes billed as a progressive, eccentric romantic comedy, but at its heart, it's a pessimistic, cynical, and very traditional."
‑ Michael W. Phillips, Jr., Goatdog's Movies
"Provides a clever and comic survey of the dating scene and the complicated nature of sexual politics."
‑ Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat, Spirituality and Practice
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