Well this was on tv the other night so I decided to watch it even though I knew it was a terrible movie. Did they spend the whole budget on paying the big name actors and didn't hire a writer or costume designer? Could have been so much better and I bet those actors hate it when ...( read more)
wow, this movie was pretty lame, wanted to turn it off half-way through but stuck it out till the end in the hope that some good would come of it, but alas no...LAME
"In my kingdom there will be no word for 'madness.' We will simply call it 'power.'"
A farcical, over-the-top, poorly acted attempt to copy the epic Lord of the Rings. Ule Boll clearly overestimated his abilities as well as the quality of the script, as what transcends to...( read more)
Jason Statham made his worst movie, anyway he isn't a real actor, he is a kind of wrestler.
Embarrassing rip-off of Lord of the rings, and Burt Reynolds as an acient king..um..
The aussie saves the day...like straight out the neighbours
A strange waste of money and the end credits do tell about thousands of cgi artists that took part of this. and you ask yourself: why?
Well, where to start? This laughable fantasy film stars the wooden as ever Jason Statham as a guy named Farmer, a simple farmer (you guessed correct!). But when a troup of orc-like things attack his home and abduct his wife for no apparent reason, Farmer goes on a quest of monste...( read more)
Good movie, but lame ending. Actually there was no ending what happened everyone go on strike?
Ahahahaha, sooooo lame. It is, however, entertaining, and contains Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, and ninjas, which are three reasons to see it anyways. Also? BURT REYNOLDS AS JASON STATHAM'S FATHER. IT DOES NOT GET FUNNIER THAN THAT.
Worst movie I've seen in years. Horrible concept, terrible script, and bad bad bad special effects. Really though, how did they score so many stars to act in this film? Too many heads getting cut off and slow motion following them flying away for no reason. It was like a child's ...( read more)
This is a terrible film all the way. God knows how they got such a good cast. It rips of so many good, bad and old fantasy films and not in a good way. The story is the usual old rubbish, the effects are poor and the acting is real cheese.
They also manage to stick in some martia...( read more)
Quite a bit better than anticipated. Some of the war scenes had ridiculous elements, but other fights scenes were rather interesting. The movie wasn't carried by Statham, but it wasn't horribly hurt by him either. It was carried by Gimi (sorry, don't know the actors name) and so...( read more)
just an average medieval film but still good. it has some weird green forrest-dwelling fairy people or something that fly on vines which made it kinda odd
I enjoy Jason Statham's action films. This one is set with swords and magic. A good movie for a Saturday afternoon.
This movie had great star power and great actors but a bad option on the director pick... the story had too many unnecessary parts of the story don't make sense almost all the characters feel like their stories are half assed
it doesn't have any substance to it all!! it feels l...( read more)
typical uwe boll shit, that rips off everything with poor scrpit, effects, dialougle, direction and casting. what were you thinking jason statham you are so so above this pile of utter piss.
jason statham always gives me me a good reason to go to the movies and also ad the movie to my collection..can't wait!!
A yes... another epic movie on war taken up into fantasy land? no...but i wonder how does an ordinary farmer know how to fight let alone use a sword?? And i'm not too happy about Ray Liotta having a part in this movie, he just doesn't fit into the whole fantasy vibe. Who was the ...( read more)
Bland. Couple of really cool fight scenes. Beginning was hard to understand.
Such a low budget movie. If it wasnt for Jason Statham pulling of a great peromance this would have only been a 2 star movie, and even he had some shocking one liners in the film
A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.
i really enjoyed this film and it surprsed me that it got such a bad write up but i really enjoyed it and its different it surprised me that it was like a magical fairytale sort of thing and it surprised me pleasantly though
I was expecting a lot less from this movie due to other reviews but it was actually ok to watch overall. There were a few areas that could have been cut out and actually improve the movie. It seemed longer than its actual length due to excessive length of some scenes.
Fulfills all expectations of an Uwe Boll film.
Horrible dialogue, two-dimensional characters, lousy cinematography, cheesy effects and a plot which is nearly impossible to care about makes this one worth skipping. I have sworn that I won't watch a Boll movie again, they've pr...( read more)
How could a movie with such an awesome cast suck so much? Honestly if your going to make a movie that's going to appeal to LORD OF THE RINGS fans then at least come up with some original ideas for it!
I liked all the actors involved but few of them could fit into their roles wel...( read more)
jason statham i am dissapointed in you. surely you can do better than this. i'd say the same for ray liotta but hes only been in one decent movie
Ok just, big cast but it looked like a shit version of lord of the rings and the story no where near as good.
People are usually blind in rating this type of story. This was great underrated movie. It got a very good story and very good plot. The sad thing was that, it had unsuitable actor(although they had good actors), not very good FX and just bad directing I guess. It should be good,...( read more)
This film made me laugh a lot, and NOT because it's funny. So so SOOOO awful.
it had a great story but the actors could have been picked better although Jason Stathom played the role well
I wasn't sure I wanted to see this until I looked at the cast. I just might have to give it a go
Corny, unimaginative tale. If you combined Lord of the Rings, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon,The Matrix, and Troy-- this is the movie you'd get. The whole thing felt like a cheap LOTR knock off. I couldn't believe how many scenes and themes were actually identical to Lord of the R...( read more)
Much to my surprise this move wasn't a total failure. Certainly not a masterpiece but it does it's job. I think that Uwe Boll's name does more damage than the quality of the film itself. Nevertheless I actually enjoyed this film quite a lot. The plot is very simple, yes, but that...( read more)
