I can't seem to make myself give this movie a 00%, but I will say, while the movie itself sucked hardcore ass, I still think it isn't one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Now, this movie sucked, yes, & undeniably one of the worst movies ever made, but it's… More
I can't seem to make myself give this movie a 00%, but I will say, while the movie itself sucked hardcore ass, I still think it isn't one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Now, this movie sucked, yes, & undeniably one of the worst movies ever made, but it's not the worst I've seen, & believe it or not, I was actually able to sit through it without any problems & I can actually watch it again, & again without getting pissed off at it (not that I would watch it again). The major problem with this movie other than the fake-looking "Bruce" (the shark), is how BORING it is! Now, I have yet to see the other two, mainly because every time I watched any of the Jaws sequels, I never got passed the first 10 minutes of them.
Plot/Story: The story is cheesy, the plot is just referencing the first film & also seems to be pasting other stuff from other movies, & there are so many plot holes. And as the others have said, the plot is about the shark stalking & murdering the Brody family. Yes, the shark actually stalks the family that has killed it in the previous movies. But that's the least of this movie's problems.
The plot & story is also both illogical & makes little sense. Now, the one illogical thing this movie has is how the shark traveled from New York, all the way to the Bahamas. That's almost what...2000 km? The shark not only would have never made at the same time as the characters did, but it would have never even have had to make it in the first place, because, great whites don't like warm water! Now, I know some of you may know me for the fact that I'll take realism in a film, rub it in my ass cheeks & then toss it aside, but this film tries to portray a man-eating shark in a realistically fictional way, which doesn't work so well.
Then there's the problem with Ellen. But that part I'll save for later, so don't forget it. And then there's the part where the shark follows Michael through an entire sunken ship labyrinth. A great white shark is too damn stupid to do such a thing. But that won't get in the shark's brain because apparently this shark now grew a brain that of a human intelligence! It THINKS of what to do next if it doesn't seem to get to it's victim!
Cast/Acting: Lorraine Gray came back to reprise her role as the wife of Martin Brody, & then we have Michael Caine, the supporting actor. But everyone else in this movie is forgettable. And the acting is extremely questionable. There are points where the actors play their parts right, but then they are in another scene where they seem to be acting like they've been doing some drugs.
Characters: Remember when I said above to not forget about the problem with Ellen Brody? Well here it is now. Ellen now became the more heroic character of the movie, but that's not her problem, the problem she has is how she is always paranoid, & worse of all, she is haunted by flashbacks of events that she was never present in! Such as the scene where her husband shot the shark dead in the first movie & where her son was murdered in the beginning of the movie. Her character is also boring, not doing much but freaking out & pretending to be fine. I don't even wanna get to the other pointless characters.
Music/Score: The score is just fine, almost as great as the first one's score, but the problem with it was that it sometimes got a little too dramatic & loud.
Special effects: They sucked, ass. The shark looked way too fake, especially compared to how it was used in the first movie. And don't get me started on the scenes where the shark began to 'rise' out of the water. And the scene where the shark was finally killed, for that one frame of that second of the movie, you can see the cheap, primitive tool used. Don't even get me started on the idiotic scenes of how the shark began to roar. Yes, the damn shark roars like a lion or some other beast, which is completely illogical.
Chemistry: I felt lots of chemistry between Lorraine Gary & Michael Caine, that's pretty much it.
Dialogue: The dialogue in this movie is so poorly written & executed that I seriously wondered if the actors themselves questioned if they were supposed to be saying what they read in their scripts. It's just bad, plain out bad.
Final summation, this movie sucks, is boring, & one of the worst movies ever made, but not that I've seen. It was an unnecessary sequel.