April 30, 2008
From my "So Bad It's GOOD" list. This film is hilarious.
Phil Caracas, Josh Grace, Jeff Moffet
Jesus Christ has finally returned to Earth--but before he can judge the living and
the dead, he must contend with a nearly indestructible army of vampires! Luckily, he
has sidekicks--the foxy Mary M...( read more
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DVD Release Date: January 28, 2003
Stats: 917 reviews
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July 6, 2007Gosh, what a terrible flick. It feels very amateurish and home-made. Jesus isn't traditionally potrayed, which was disappointing. It's just a lot of kung-fu battles with different suited baddies. They failed to create any interesting atmosphere or story. Technically, it isn't the...( read more)
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July 21, 2006This is something that has to be seen to be believed. I don't know why anyone would want to re-create the hideous set design, colour palette and sound infidelity of cheesy 1970s movies, but here it is, back in all its glory. The cheese aside, this movie was kind of fun to watch, ...( read more)
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December 9, 2007A musical dance number about the second coming, god talks to his son through a bowl of ice cream... uh, and Jesus teams up with the Mexican God of Wrestling to take out a a gang of lesbian vampires who walk around during the day with a second coating of grafted skin.
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July 8, 2008I love this movie. It's probably the most fucked up thing ever released. I mean, there's a stop-motion kick, God talks through an ice-cream and even El Santo appears!!! A must-see for those who find this kind of cheap parodic crap funny.
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November 9, 2009Oh my... XD. This b movie is so seriously bad, it's seriously good. It's one of the funniest weirdest film I've ever watched. It seriously made me laugh so I have decided to make it a 3 star film. This film was made in 2000 but the set design, film quality was of the '70s. That I...( read more)
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September 28, 2009Yep, JC is a short, long-haired, Honda ridin Goth lesbian vamp hunter lol. It looks like a film students final project & Troma fans will love it.
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September 23, 2009Cheesy and hilarious. 3 stars because, yes, this definitely is better than the average Hollywood movie.
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August 16, 2009This movie made me accept Jesus Christ as my slayer. It's hilarious! It has everything Jesus Christ, lesbian vampires, and Mexican Luchadors. I'd recommend it to anyone over the age of 7, so that they could truly learn about our lord.
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August 6, 2009Oh my gosh what a trash! I loved the trailer!!! I will love this movie hahahahahahhahaha
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