Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
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Forget that hack Van Helsing, for true extermination of the fanged undead believers turn to the one and only sandaled slayer, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Having returned to Earth for the eagerly anticipated Second Coming, Jesus finds his bid to judge the living interrupted by a horde of angry bloodsuckers who possess the ability to walk in daylight. Of course even Jesus needs a hand now and then when it comes to battling the legions of the undead, and Mexican wrestling hero El Santo is more than eager to pitch in and do his part to ensure a safe Judgment Day. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 78%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"It will offend those who are offended by the very title; it will probably thrill those who take one look at the title and immediately want to see the film."
‑ Rob Gonsalves, eFilmCritic.com
"And what, pray tell, is the Big JC doing wasting his time helping Canadians?"
‑ Jon Popick, Planet Sick-Boy
"The results are uneven and occasionally mind-bogglingly bad (which is partly the point), but they're never what you'd call dull."
‑ Ken Hanke, Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
"The basic premise alone is worth the price of admission for this one."
‑ Eric Campos, Film Threat
"[B]izarre and funny and full of the good Jesus stuff that no one could argue with..."
‑ MaryAnn Johanson, Flick Filosopher
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