Recent Reviews for Kaw

  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 26, 2008
    Extremely stupid...a waste of time and I wish I knew that I could have watched my grass grow and would have enjoyed that more.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    April 28, 2008
    Caught this on SCI FI channel, glad I did not bother renting it. It was a poor attempt to re-create Alfred Hitchcock's movie "The Birds".
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    April 26, 2008
    The plot sounds interesting, people getting attacked by Ravens, like in "The Birds", but this movie seems to drag on forever. It honestly didn't feel like a horrormovie, it felt more like I was a birdwatcher or something.

    I also was surprised at how stupid some of the characters were. I mean, it's not like the Ravens attack for no reason what-so-ever, it was some guy who kept throwing rocks and shouting over and over, literally begging for them to kill him.
    I also thought the scene where the dog walks to the Ravens and just stands there and waits for them to kill it was stupid. Why would it go there and I'm pretty sure a dog could outrun the birds and hide in a hole or something. It just didn't seem scary at all, it seemed like the characters/ the dog asked for being killed.

    The plot... if there was one moved slow and I didn't find the characters interesting. You don't really get introduced to them, who they are and what they do or what they like. You kind of have to guess as the movie goes.

    The acting was bad!

    Basically un-scary and after a while I lost track of the characters, so It was just seeing random people getting attacked by ravens. And the characters were constantly getting into dangerous situations to the point where it becomes annoying!
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    February 23, 2008
    I would give it -5 stars if I could. Lesson learned: never accidentally kill a crow with a tractor. It's bad for you.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    December 20, 2007
    Eh. There's better to be seen from the straight-to-DVD horror flick crowd. Notable scenes: the oddly fecal appearance of some of the facial wounds, the part where the birds start throwing rocks at a stranded bus, the hilarious fake beards, and the fact that the ravens are going crazy because they've contracted MAD COW DISEASE.

    Let's think about that one for a second, guys. We don't even know if mad cow disease can get to humans, let alone omnivorous birds. What would possess a bird to eat dead bovine, anyway? Plot devices suck!
  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    December 13, 2007
    Wasn't too bad but failed to create any real suspense it was good to see T Bag from Prison Break in a movie though.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    December 10, 2007
    dis was like 'the breed' except for birds. i've never seen alfred hitchcock's 'the birds' so i can't say if it's anyting like dat. the only similar thing i saw between both movies is da fact dat birds are attacking peoiple. da ravens in kaw are like insane. i love dis one.
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    December 2, 2007
    Story is terrible! The ravens are not even scary. And how come the kid isn't even attacked by the ravens? So silly. Ending is stupid - the ravens "just die".
  • 1.5 Stars
    MCT:
    October 28, 2007
    More or Less a Modern remake of the Birds by Alfred Hitchcock. Enjoyed the Rental, but will not own this one.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    September 15, 2007
    FUNNY AS ALL FUCK
    do not assume this is a normal horror movie.....it may have been intended to be a horror but realy its just a comedie
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 5, 2007
    Wanna know why there is no poster?
    Its frickin scary, the birds are attacking the birds are attacking!!
  • 1.5 Stars
    MCT:
    June 26, 2007
    This movie is one hell of a Hitchcock wannabe. The only difference between this and The Birds... the latter was actually good. Even though one of the interesting things of the Hitchcock masterpiece was that we don't really know what is going on, this one decides to give an explanation... and what a crappy one it is. Not worth your time.
  • Want To See
    MCT:
    June 9, 2007
    Hahaha oh I wanna c this so bad! I mean just reading the cover (whilest adding the claw and Janice´s voice) "Ka(aaaa)w! don't look up!" gives u high expectations on the movie.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    May 25, 2007
    As the music came on and an image of the first scenes started to show I didnt know what to expect... a monster, a killer, an animal?... no a kaw! this movie so lame, "fear the ravens". I have two words for this movie: "Come On!!"

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