Recent Reviews for Kindergarten Cop

  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 18, 2008
    I only saw part of it, and it was 1/2 funny, 1/3 innapropriate, 1/6th pretty good. So, it's a toss-up.
  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 10, 2008
    I usually don't watch Arnold Schwarzennegger films because they are so full of action and violence, but this was a different kind of film for him. It was amusing and though unrealistic, refreshing because it showed Arnie's softer side.
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 1, 2008
    A shi*ing performance from Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's on his worst performance and everything's just terrible.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 21, 2008
    Outside of the Terminator movies,this is the movie I like Schwarzenegger best.He really is funny surrounded by all those kids.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 10, 2008
    This movie is just great because it is full of one liners from Arnold Schwarzenegger. Plus this is the type of movie that both an adult and a child could enjoy. You would never think that Arnold could pull this off, but he did.
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    June 2, 2008
    Good movie. Arnold Schwarzenegger did great in this film. This movie has good moments, however I would not add it to my movie collection although I would watch it at least once more in my lifetime.
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    May 21, 2008
    Hilarious movie, you would never picture Arnold Schwarzenegger in a role like this, especially when you think of him in Conan the Barbarion or Terminator. It was a good role change, very entertaining.
  • 4.5 Stars
    MCT:
    May 19, 2008
    This movie was cute. "Boys have penises and girls have vaginas" that line will always be funny when it's said by a 5 year old.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    May 10, 2008
    Schwarzenegger stars as John Kimble, a cop who goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher to track down a drug dealer.

    This was the second movie Schwarzengger did with Ivan Reitman. They would team up again later for Junior (1994)
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    May 9, 2008
    As an undercover cop posing as a kindergten teacher in order to catch a dangerous criminal. Once he wrangles his young charges, as well as the affections of a beautiful teacher, he prepares for a final showdown with his intended pery in this "totaly enjoyable" movie.
  • 4.5 Stars
    MCT:
    May 9, 2008
    I am a big Arnold Schwarzenegger fan and I thought this was one of his finest. I am such a big fan, I can spell his last name without thinking about it and I have a bobble head of Terminator 3 on my computer.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    May 4, 2008
    Tough cop is landed undercover in Kindergarten as a substitute teacher. It's not a majorly unique idea but it has some quirks that render it really enjoyable; for starters the kids are all given their own individual and diverse characters which is such a predominant attribute of the comedy value of this one. Far cuter than should be allowed, even though it doesn't leave much of a lasting impression and the plot is kind of a nothing...
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    May 1, 2008
    He has battled a 'Predator' in the jungle, been a twin to Danny DeVito, killed people as a 'Terminator' but in "Kindergarten Cop" Arnold Schwarzenegger takes on his hardest mission to date, to become a kindergarten teacher. Arnold is John Kimble, a police detective that goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher to find the ex-wife of a drug dealer and have her testify against him. The movie starts off kinda violent, but becomes a pretty fun (family) comedy with some memorable moments. Very entertaining and worth watching.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    April 22, 2008
    not too bad, thankfully Schwarzanegger left his terminator parts and weaponry at home! Cute, not what I expected.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    April 12, 2008
    OK Ahnold and little kids should be a complete disaster but it really isn't that bad. The first glimmering that Schwarzy is enough of an actor to get elected to office.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    March 17, 2008
    Arnie's accent is wayyyyy strong in this movie. Sarah Rose Karr is oh so cute in this movie, it was good seeing her in something other than Beethoven.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    March 10, 2008
    Loved it. Can't for the life of me remember what it was about, but I remember the coment. Boys have a penis, Girls have vaginas Still gets me in stitches LOL
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    February 7, 2008
    "It could be a tumor. How do you know it's not a tumor?" A very fun movie. Don't expect award nomination quality just a good laugh.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    February 6, 2008
    this film is gret becaus eits something different that arnie is doing and he is really good at playing a teacher in the kindergarten.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    February 3, 2008
    And oldie, but a goodie. Schwarzenegger can do comedy sometimes, especially if he has funny kids to back him up.

    You got a tumor!
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    February 3, 2008
    These kids with funny quotes - i love kids - and with Schwarzenegger in a vacation movie, but this you can forgive, just think about the kids and will be a good movie.
  • 4.5 Stars
    MCT:
    January 25, 2008
    omg love laughing and taking the piss out of arnie.watch this film for comical effects.hes so fucking funny "i dont want to read stories about bears going shopping" sounding like "i dont want to read stories about beers going shopping" when he gets angry.Made me laugh so much.and as for the evil dude.LOL. and the mr kimbell kid.so fucking hillarious.how fake.how hollywood.great to take the piss out off.
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    January 21, 2008
    Entertaining comedy, nice to see Arnie trying out a different role away from the stereotypical Schwarzenegger role.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    January 20, 2008
    Super cute movie that shows the softer side of Arnie. The kids were adorable and the story was good. Overall, pretty decent movie.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    January 20, 2008
    It's got some really funny jokes, but overall...get it from the library if you can, and watch it once or twice. Don't spend money on it.

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