Klown Kamp Massacre (2008)

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Fifteen years after a failed clown viciously murdered his classmates at clown camp before vanishing without a trace, an attempt to reopen the camp yields predictably gruesome results. All Edwin ever wanted was to spread laughter and cheer to the masses, though upon graduating from clown camp he was… More Fifteen years after a failed clown viciously murdered his classmates at clown camp before vanishing without a trace, an attempt to reopen the camp yields predictably gruesome results. All Edwin ever wanted was to spread laughter and cheer to the masses, though upon graduating from clown camp he was so humiliated by his fellow classmates that something snapped deep inside, sending him on a blood-soaked rampage of bitter revenge. Now fifteen years have passed since that notorious night, and old man Bonzo is looking to get the get the camp reaccredited. But the old town drunk knows that Edwin's legend lives on, and wages a futile campaign change Bonzo's mind. As the new recruits waddle in and lessons begin, everything goes well until Sgt. Funnybone is found face down in a pool of blood and cream pie. Edwin is back, and he's disemboweling every red-nosed goofball that gets in his way. Should Edwin's trusty array of sharp implements fail in doing his victims in, his awful jokes will most certainly send them screaming into the hereafter. With the body count rising, the only one capable of protecting Bonzo's beloved granddaughter Valerie is Philbert, a friendly balloon-twister from Boston. Fleeing into the woods in hopes of cheating death, Valerie and Philbert discover that the worst is yet to come when they stumble directly into Edwin's lair, and learn the bloody truth about his diabolical plan. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi