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MCT:August 3, 2008NOT INTERESTED
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MCT:October 11, 2008Oh dear... the acting, the action, the story... It's all shockingly crap. I'm not sure what the director was trying to make. It's half porno and half action. Yet it fails at both! The sex scenes are far too long, and the sword fighting scenes are so mind numbingly awful it's hard to put it into words.
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MCT:May 13, 2008
At the beginning of this film there is an advertisement for the production company/distributor Junk Films. That is exactly what this film is, depending on how you view it. For a soft core porn it is descent, but as a regular female ninja movie, it is JUNK.
I don't know if I can call this movie a B-film. Everything about it is so amateurish. The story is rather sloppy and its main use is to fill in the time between the sex scenes. This film runs at about 70 minutes and the total sex time is about 15 of those minutes, which leaves just about an hour for the rest of the film. Crap. You find yourself waiting for the next love scene to come along because everything else is pretty bad.
There is quite a bit of action in here, but like everything else, it is lame. It is just quick slashes for quick kills. NONE of the characters show any hint of martial arts training. It's like kids with toys. Kind of like In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.
Even the sex scenes aren't all that great, except for the fact that the lead, Yonmi is cute. The scenes aren't passionate at all and the camera work is once again iffy. Most of the time it is long shots of the upper half of the female with quick cuts of the boobs. Still, these scenes are the best part of this film.
The acting is atrocious. Right from the very beginning you can tell how this film will go and all you will care about is the nudity and sex. The lead, Yonmi, provides a bunch of cleavage and has a couple of sex scenes, but she seems out of it, even in these parts.
As a soft core porn this is 2 stars at best, but as a female ninja assassin film it is 1/2 a star. The 1-star rating is because of the erotic material. You are better off thinking of this as a soft core porn, but either way it is disappointing. If a sexy female ninja having sex turns you on, then this is the ONLY reason to consider this.
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