Ashley Mulheron, Emer Kenny, Emma Clifford

When Jimmy is dumped by his girlfriend and his best mate Fletch gets fired, they decide to put their troubles behind them by embarking on a debauched weekend away in Wales. It all starts swimmingly as...( read more  read more... ) they arrive in a small Welsh village teeming with Swedish female students and not much else. After finding accommodation in a cottage at the edge of the hamlet, the boys unearth an ancient curse that turns all the girls in the village into--yep--lesbian vampires. It's now up to Jimmy and Fletch to fight off the bloodthirsty pack and break the curse.

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R, 1 hr. 26 min.

Directed by: Phil Claydon

Release Date: March 16, 2009

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  • August 6, 2009
    Shameless exploitation aimed squarely at teenage boys fantasies saved by the winning banter from Corden. Knows it is rubbish and has a laugh with the scenario. Not scary or sexy but at least amusing if you like Corden.
  • July 26, 2009
    It may not be smart, but under the right circumstances, it sure can be fun.
  • June 11, 2009
    Nonsense
  • May 25, 2009
    Not as good or as funny as I had hoped it would be, the premise is really good with great lampoonery, hammer horror style blood and settings, skimpy clad vampires and naughty jokes possibilities but I just didn't feel they hit any of those marks enough. The whole thing was clearl...( read more)y done on dodgy sets which isn't bad but its too obvious, the effects are pretty terrible and there just isn't much sexy vampire stuff going on atall really, it all seems so tame, a missed opportunity for a really naughty, funny, spooky, romp.

    The odd giggle and smirk was raised but in all I was disappointed.
  • April 7, 2009
    Ummm.

    Don't ask me why I saw this. I might regret having to justify myself.

    It is quite clearly cashing in on the success of the far superior Shaun of the Dead - and not only does it preserve the laddish duo from it, and open with a coarse pub scene, it even goes so far ...( read more)as to mimick the rapid editing techniques, and the habit of overlaying titles on backgrounds, from it.

    The trouble is, that in Lesbian Vampire Killers, the CG characters are better actors than the real ones, and the script is in drastic need of a rewrite. There are one or two set-ups here that could have been funny. But they aren't because the script opts for courseness and wordiness, where subtlety and stunned quietness would have worked better.

    What I couldn't work out for the longest time was why the man near me was laughing his butt off for most of the film. He was the only one in the theatre who actually laughed at any time during the proceedings. At first I thought he was the writer or director of this travesty. But then I noticed the empty whisky bottle.

    Still, even if totally rat-faced, I cannot imagine finding this remotely funny.

    One of the best lines in it comes from a secondary character, who when discovered to be having an affair by hie wife, says:

    In my defence, I didn't want you to find out.

    Says it all.
  • November 22, 2009
    pretty much 'shaun of the deads' little brother. not to say it isnt ok as corden has the expected funny lines and horne plays the whipped pussy... the trouble i have with corden and horne is that they have been rushed into the pegg/frost type fame, similar to mitchell/webb. pegg ...( read more)and frost were on a low budget cult tv show for years and then hit the writing trail while the others were taken by the tv big shots and given 2 seasons and expected to be world hits. corden/horne are definatly no exception... what you gotta ask yourself though... would you watch this for the first time or just watch shaun of the dead for the 10th time?... zombies win.
  • November 14, 2009
    funny trash well done. Fun movie to watch
  • November 14, 2009
    Shameless exploitation. But vampires AND lesbians? What more can you ask for? Oh yeah, naked vampire lesbian Nazi girls. Hey, that gives me an idea!
  • November 3, 2009
    Brilliant! Fantastic! Fletch freakin' ROCKS! This is a must see for all fans of british comedy.
  • October 28, 2009
    Really terrible and even the scarce funny moments couldn't save it.

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  • slawcookin4u1
    March 25, 2009
    This movie seems to be ................................... STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • stevewyllie1
    March 20, 2009
    some of the above comments maybe be harsh yet to a certain extent i agree,this is a made-for-tv film...big mistake for the cinemas and i think open weekend in the uk could be seeing it's first admissions slump of 2009 as if your not a comedy horror fan,fan of bbc tv then many will sadly avoid this film!!!

    this is all down to personal taste and will not please all!!

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