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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 19%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"Making romance a big part of the mix dooms a movie already saddled with one of the worst titles in recent memory."
‑ John DeFore, Hollywood Reporter
"Not a great movie, but satisfying enough to hold attention and win your affection -- a rare blue-plate combo on today's overcrowded menu of movie chaos that sticks to your ribs and stays there."
‑ Rex Reed, New York Observer
"Violent redemption tale has mature themes, profanity."
‑ Renee Schonfeld, Common Sense Media
"Far from perfect, but just smart enough to keep you plugged in and not make you regret investing time."
‑ Marshall Fine, Hollywood & Fine
""Loosies" are what you call single cigarettes you can buy in New York bodegas, and that is about all you'll really learn from this strenuously rambunctious effort."
‑ David Noh, Film Journal International
"Romantic comedies are often as contrived and irritating as "Loosies," but few feature a lead character so lacking in appeal."
‑ Kyle Smith, New York Post
"Loosies has a bevy of colorful character actors -- from Michael Madsen and William Forsythe to Vincent Gallo and Joe Pantoliano -- but little character."
‑ Nick Schager, Village Voice
"a very transparent vehicle for Facinelli"
‑ James Luxford, The National
"So ham-fisted...it's hard to take seriously."
‑ Ethan Alter, Television Without Pity
"Facinelli, alias well behaved bloodsucker Dr. Carlisle Cullen, has moves on screen that display a notable talent for extending that previous narrow range. But the unremarkable romance in the story could have definitely benefited from a lot more bite."
‑ Prairie Miller, NewsBlaze
"Facinelli's transformation from feckless charmer to committed caretaker seems contrived, leaving the film feeling like a series of stitched-together scenes with little internal drive."
‑ Ronnie Scheib, Variety
"An amorphous, laugh-flecked drama about a New York City pickpocket that mostly comes across as a feature-length advertisement for its likable star and writer, Peter Facinelli."
‑ Manohla Dargis, New York Times
"Facinelli brings charisma to his lead role, but the script is an unconvincing series of contrivances."
‑ Todd Jorgenson, Cinemalogue.com
"The film's aggressively low-budget aesthetic is meant to be lively and rife with integrity."
‑ Chuck Bowen, Slant Magazine
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