Loosies (2012)
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20% of critics liked it
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33% of users liked it
(582 ratings)
A young New York pickpocket Bobby (Peter Facinelli) is confronted by a woman (Jamie Alexander) with whom he has a passionate one-night affair. She tells him she's pregnant, and Bobby is forced to reevaluate a lifetime of missteps, take responsibility for his new child and win over the girl who… More A young New York pickpocket Bobby (Peter Facinelli) is confronted by a woman (Jamie Alexander) with whom he has a passionate one-night affair. She tells him she's pregnant, and Bobby is forced to reevaluate a lifetime of missteps, take responsibility for his new child and win over the girl who might just be perfect for him. -- (C) IFC
- Directed By
- Michael Corrente
- Written By
- Peter Facinelli
- Genres
- Drama, Romance, Comedy
- In Theaters
- Jan 11, 2012 Limited
- Studio
- IFC Films
Critic Reviews
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John DeFore, Hollywood Reporter
Making romance a big part of the mix dooms a movie already saddled with one of the worst titles in recent memory.
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Kyle Smith, New York Post
Romantic comedies are often as contrived and irritating as "Loosies," but few feature a lead character so lacking in appeal.
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Ronnie Scheib, Variety
Facinelli's transformation from feckless charmer to committed caretaker seems contrived, leaving the film feeling like a series of stitched-together scenes with little internal drive.
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Rex Reed, New York Observer
Not a great movie, but satisfying enough to hold attention and win your affection -- a rare blue-plate combo on today's overcrowded menu of movie chaos that sticks to your ribs and stays there.
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Nick Schager, Village Voice
Loosies has a bevy of colorful character actors -- from Michael Madsen and William Forsythe to Vincent Gallo and Joe Pantoliano -- but little character.
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Cast
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Peter Facinelli
as Bobby
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Jaimie Alexander
as Lucy
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Vincent Gallo
as Jax
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Michael Madsen
as Lt. Nick Sullivan
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William Forsythe
as Captain Tom Edwards
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Marianne Leone
as Rita
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Christy Carlson Romano
as Carmen
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Joe Pantoliano
as Carl
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Eric Phillips
as Donny
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Tom DeNucci
as Officer Jeffrey
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Tom Paolino
as Detective Verdi
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Ara Boghigian
as Officer
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Anthony Paolucci
as Officer
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Glenn Ciano
as Gomer
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Johnny Cicco
as Stoner Adam
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Stella Schnabel
as Girl with Fish
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Travis Atwood
as Mickey
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Tyler Atwood
as Nicky
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Peter Berkerot
as Waiter
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Anne Mulhall
as Nurse
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Sera Verdi
as Girl in Train Station
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Chad A. Verdi
as Bar Guy 4, Father in Train Station
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Jeannine Light
as Subway Patron
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Benny Salerno
as Man on Subway
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David Goggin
as Policeman
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Rebecca Forsythe
as Pretty Girl in Bar
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Billy Vigeant
as Goon #1
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Barry Blair
as Goon #2
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Rob DeFranco
as Bar Guy 1
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Robert Tarini
as Bar Guy 2
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Michael Tang
as Bar Guy 3
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Ray Brooks
as Bartender
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Daniel Boneville
as Man on Phone



