Loosies

Loosies (2012)

  • 20% of critics liked it
    (15 reviews)

  • 33% of users liked it
    (582 ratings)

A young New York pickpocket Bobby (Peter Facinelli) is confronted by a woman (Jamie Alexander) with whom he has a passionate one-night affair. She tells him she's pregnant, and Bobby is forced to reevaluate a lifetime of missteps, take responsibility for his new child and win over the girl who… More

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PG-13,
Directed By
Written By
Peter Facinelli
Genres
Drama, Romance, Comedy
In Theaters
Jan 11, 2012 Limited
IFC Films

Critic Reviews

  • John DeFore, Hollywood Reporter

    Making romance a big part of the mix dooms a movie already saddled with one of the worst titles in recent memory.

  • Kyle Smith, New York Post

    Romantic comedies are often as contrived and irritating as "Loosies," but few feature a lead character so lacking in appeal.

  • Ronnie Scheib, Variety

    Facinelli's transformation from feckless charmer to committed caretaker seems contrived, leaving the film feeling like a series of stitched-together scenes with little internal drive.

  • Rex Reed, New York Observer

    Not a great movie, but satisfying enough to hold attention and win your affection -- a rare blue-plate combo on today's overcrowded menu of movie chaos that sticks to your ribs and stays there.

  • Nick Schager, Village Voice

    Loosies has a bevy of colorful character actors -- from Michael Madsen and William Forsythe to Vincent Gallo and Joe Pantoliano -- but little character.

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Featured Audience Ratings

  • Cynthia S


    Considering that this movie had the two biggest B-movie kings (Michael Madsen, and William Forsythe), should have been my first clue that is was going to be just so-so. ...and it was.

  • MisterYoda ?


    two stars

  • Jeffrey M


    It's not the worst romantic comedy out there, but it's too familiar, stupid, and cliched to really make it worth watching. We know where the film's going to go, the entire premise is distractedly silly, and it's just not that funny. The acting is all pretty… More

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