Machete Kills
Machete Kills (2013)

In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man - he must take down a madman revolutionary and an… More

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Rated: R
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Release Date: January 21, 2014
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Critic Score: 29% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews

Consensus: While possessed with the same schlocky lunacy as its far superior predecessor, Machete Kills loses the first installment's spark in a less deftly assembled sequel.

David Hiltbrand
Philadelphia Inquirer

Machete Kills is a film in which style sardonically routs substance, a cloying gag built around the iconic quality of Trejo's matchlessly craggy face, which resembles a plate of sundried corned beef.

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Adam Graham
Detroit News

"Machete Kills" is barely a movie. It's an inside joke wrapped in a fanboy fantasy, pieced together through a haze of ironic detachment.

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Jeffrey Lyles
Lyles' Movie Files

An absolutely absurd action extravaganza. It's doubly crazy, chaotic and all kinds of ridiculous fun.

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James Berardinelli

Machete Kills plays like a joke that's been told a few times too often.

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Stephen Whitty
Newark Star-Ledger

Endless assault weapons, exploding helicopters, crashing cars and floors splattered with blood, limbs and entrails, all adding up to nothing.

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Stephen Carty
Flix Capacitor

Machete don't do new jokes.

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Joe Williams
St. Louis Post-Dispatch

When a celebrity chef like Rodriguez is just going through the motions, we can smell that the grindhouse fad is way past its expiration date. It's time to put a fork in it.

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Dave McGinn
Globe and Mail

Machete kills, sure. Unfortunately, he overkills.

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Brian D. Johnson
Maclean's Magazine

The meta parody of Machete Kills is a self-congratulating exercise in overkill. Its onslaught of gags try so hard to be outrageous they become banal. It looks like it was way more fun to make than to watch.

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Flixster Audience Score: 35% Flixster User Reviews
Spencer S.
Exploitation films are good when they're over the top. The cheesier, the more outrageous, the sleazier the content, the better the exploitation film. If… More
KJ Proulx
"Machete Kills" continues the trend of dumb grind house action that the first film was so good at, but this had got to be the biggest pile of shit… More
Phil Hubbs
Hey I just realised something that I forgot to mention in the original movie review. You all remember Rodriguez's film 'Desperado' right. Well… More
Everett Johnson
*** Let me start by saying if you don't like over the top violence, crazy/goofy action, then just don't even bother at all with this. Actually, if… More
Stuart Brooks
stupid and overtly violent, loved it.
Manu Gino
Trained to kill. Left for dead. Back for more. Decent Movie! Machete Kills is the sequel to 2010's Machete. Even more star studded than Machete's… More