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• Lady D

  
  This was a role Footballer turned Actor Vinnie Jones was meant to play. Mean Machine is full of known British faces, perhaps topping the film off with Jason Flemyng's banter and commentary of the game. This is prison polictics versus Team tactics. Predictable, yet none the… More
  This was a role Footballer turned Actor Vinnie Jones was meant to play. Mean Machine is full of known British faces, perhaps topping the film off with Jason Flemyng's banter and commentary of the game. This is prison polictics versus Team tactics. Predictable, yet none the less entertaining

• Anthony L

  
  A cross between The Longest yard and Escape to Victory (Without the escape). Its crap. I couldn't stop laughing at the dodgy set. Skolnick gets carried away with the editing and repeats the same shots too much and although it?s a likable cast, none of them can act very well… More
  A cross between The Longest yard and Escape to Victory (Without the escape). Its crap. I couldn't stop laughing at the dodgy set. Skolnick gets carried away with the editing and repeats the same shots too much and although it?s a likable cast, none of them can act very well (apart from the wasted Kelly & Hemmings) and the mix of 'Drama' and 'Comedy' is poorly executed. It makes the British film industry look amateurish and quite frankly it?s an embarrassment.

• Al S

  
  A laugh out loud and gritty action-packed good time. A film with an unlikely heart that you wouldnt expect brings out solid entertainment pleasure. Colorful characters, hard hitting action, outragious comedy and a great story. A solid enjoyment that will not let up till the end of… More
  A laugh out loud and gritty action-packed good time. A film with an unlikely heart that you wouldnt expect brings out solid entertainment pleasure. Colorful characters, hard hitting action, outragious comedy and a great story. A solid enjoyment that will not let up till the end of this awsome movie. Wickedly entertaining and cool. A field goal of laughs and drama. Vinnie Jones is teriffic. David Kelly is excellent. Jason Statham is wildly intentive and fun.

• Film C

  
  this is a very british film and if you have seen the longest yard its exactly like it but americian style but reli reli gd jason statham is gawjus

• Khris N

  
  The Brit humor in this one is tops - the best are the two gaolbirds commentating the 'match' in all its hilarity!! The goal keeper is 'psychotcially' funny!!!

• Deb S

  
  Before acting Vinnie Jones was actually a tough football player playing for the English Football League in the U.K who leapt to fame when a photographer caught him grabbing Paul Gascoigne by his testicles. It will therefore come to no surprise then how totally believable he is here as… More
  Before acting Vinnie Jones was actually a tough football player playing for the English Football League in the U.K who leapt to fame when a photographer caught him grabbing Paul Gascoigne by his testicles. It will therefore come to no surprise then how totally believable he is here as Danny Meehan, a former professional player who gets busted for fixing an international soccer game and then assaulting police. Predictably he lands in prison. Whilst there he accepts an offer from the gambling warden to stage a football match between the prisoners and the officers. I had a blast watching this one. It's a no brainer for sure but all of the characters were very amusing and I was thoroughly entertained and absolutely loved Jason Statham as psychotic goalie "Monk." It's a tad repetitive but I guess I never tire of seeing guys getting kneed in the groin oops my bad... <a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=2iuc02g" target="_blank"><img src="http://i54.tinypic.com/2iuc02g.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a> <a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=30j4dqu" target="_blank"><img src="http://i53.tinypic.com/30j4dqu.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a> <a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=2uxwx95" target="_blank"><img src="http://i52.tinypic.com/2uxwx95.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a> <a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=24yv05k" target="_blank"><img src="http://i53.tinypic.com/24yv05k.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a> <a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=2jbl83b" target="_blank"><img src="http://i51.tinypic.com/2jbl83b.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a> <a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=2wexx8i" target="_blank"><img src="http://i51.tinypic.com/2wexx8i.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a> <a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=wh00zq" target="_blank"><img src="http://i53.tinypic.com/wh00zq.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>

• Jonny C

  
  This is the British version of the Longest Yard. Vinnie Jones is the ex-footballer who puts together a team of inmates to compete against the guards. I prefer this to the Adam Sandler version, as I thought this had a bit more heart.

• Adam M

  
  A british version of The Longest Yard that is probably better that the Adam Sandler version of the same name!Its ok,nothing special.Vinnie Jones plays a footballer in jail for assault and forms a football team with some of his fellow inmates in order to play a match against the… More
  A british version of The Longest Yard that is probably better that the Adam Sandler version of the same name!Its ok,nothing special.Vinnie Jones plays a footballer in jail for assault and forms a football team with some of his fellow inmates in order to play a match against the prisons guards and obviously,theres some trouble along the way.Pretty good,some funny moments.

• Barry L

  
  The original will always be better but I loved this. British humour at its best.

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