Midgets vs. Mascots
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Midgets vs. Mascots
His ungrateful preppy son competing against his unfaithful, gold-digging wife for his sizable fortune, a deceased mascot turned porn mogul pits the sniveling pair against one another by having them coach competing teams of midgets and mascots in this comedy starring Gary Coleman. As the competition gets underway, the little people discover that size doesn't always matter while their cartoonish counterparts attempt to stay sober long enough to take the top prize. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"The biggest problem with this movie is its caustic bad temper, which while funny, bummed me out."
‑ Kevin Carr, 7M Pictures
"It has neither the comic invention of Borat nor the genuine daredevil likability of the Jackass crew. Just depressing."
‑ Peter Bradshaw, Guardian [UK]
"The unbearable and atrocious Midgets vs. Mascots can now be included in that select group of films that makes prostate exams seem appealing."
‑ Adam Tobias, Watertown Daily Times
"A gross-out comedy to make the Jackass posse look like clergyman. If only it was actually funny."
‑ Nick De Semlyen, Empire Magazine
"Barrel-scraping non-PC laughs are all this crude and increasingly tedious mockumentary has to offer."
‑ Sloan Freer, Radio Times
"Watchoo thinkin' 'bout, Willis?"
‑ Robbie Collin, News of the World
"Some films are good, some are bad. Some are like watching the end of civilisation in slow motion."
‑ Jamie Russell, Total Film
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