Miss Cast Away
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In this frantic satiric comedy, Maximus Powers (Eric Roberts) and Mike Saunders (Charlie Schlatter) are a pair of airline pilots who are flying a chartered jet to Japan, booked for the contestants in the Miss Galaxy Beauty Pageant. Bad luck is following them and the pilots crash-land on a deserted island, where they struggle to find a way to ferry themselves and the glamour girls back to civilization. However, things on the island are hardly as quiet as they might imagine, as they soon discover its home to a gigantic half-pig, half-dinosaur; a tribe of intelligent ape people; and the remnants… More

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"It's fish in a barrel. Just trust me when I warn you never to rent, buy, or even discuss this mindless cinematic abomination."
‑ Scott Weinberg, DVDTalk.com
"It is one of the most excruciating cinematic experiences of my life."
‑ David Cornelius, Hollywood Bitchslap
"This is a complete and utter disaster all around, one that should be avoided at all costs..."
‑ David Nusair, Reel Film Reviews
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