Miss March
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Directors Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore collaborate on this comedy centering on the bizarre experiences of a man who awakens from a four-year coma to discover that his girlfriend has become a Playboy centerfold. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 5%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy."
‑ Nigel Floyd, Time Out
"Forget waterboarding -- just show Guantanamo detainees Miss March and they'll say anything."
‑ James Berardinelli, ReelViews
"Definitely worth seeing if you like a good gross-out film/ sex comedy."
‑ Chris Bumbray, JoBlo's Movie Emporium
"Some of the lewdest, unfunniest jokes ever made, and at the end one feels in need of a stiff drink, a hot shower and a lesson in selective amnesia."
‑ Philip French, Observer [UK]
"A whiff of what I can only describe as pure evil billows off the screen while this comedy is playing: a buddy grossout picture with zero laughs and a persistent, chilling misogyny."
‑ Peter Bradshaw, Guardian
"Hugh Hefner shows up to give an addled lecture after Eugene and Tucker make it to the Playboy Mansion, and you think: Wasn't it just last summer that he so sweetly played himself in The House Bunny?"
‑ Melissa Anderson, Village Voice
"Forget March, this one misses by a mile."
‑ Kirk Honeycutt, Hollywood Reporter
"The movie's over-use of poop and pee is further evidence of its desperation."
‑ Eric D. Snider, EricDSnider.com
"If this film were as racist as it is sexist (which it very nearly is), it would be a buddy movie about the madcap antics of two Klan members on a lynching spree. Appalling. If we could give it zero out of five, we would."
‑ Hannah Forbes Black, Film4
"An almost perfect atrocity. It is a towering K2 of bobbins... the most mangy, noxious, charmless, sexist, racist, unfunny, infantile, stomach-turning, grotesque, clueless, inept and stupid film of the year."
‑ Tim Robey, Daily Telegraph
"The resultant stinker imposes a scary silence on audiences. In the wake of last year's raunchy yet sweet Sex Drive, sophomoric-humor stakes are much higher."
‑ Joshua Rothkopf, Time Out New York
"Anyone who goes to see Miss March hoping for a voyeuristic, '80-flavored T&A smutfest will be sorely disappointed."
‑ Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly
"At its best, this lewder, cruder spin on last year's "Sex Drive" has a disarmingly daffy shaggy-dog touch a la "Half-Baked" or "The Brothers Solomon." But by the time a woman enjoys champagne spiked with dog urine, "Miss March" is all turn-offs."
‑ Nick Rogers, Suite101.com
"Miss March must be a contender for worst film of the year. It's so poor that you begin to suspect it's a pastiche."
‑ Toby Young, Times [UK]
"Nothing works. Nothing comes close to working. Even other people's ideas that work in their own films don't work here."
‑ Tim Evans, Sky Movies
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