Critic Reviews
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Nigel Floyd, Time Out
A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy.
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Melissa Anderson, Village Voice
Hugh Hefner shows up to give an addled lecture after Eugene and Tucker make it to the Playboy Mansion, and you think: Wasn't it just last summer that he so sweetly played himself in The House Bunny?
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Joshua Rothkopf, Time Out New York
The resultant stinker imposes a scary silence on audiences. In the wake of last year's raunchy yet sweet Sex Drive, sophomoric-humor stakes are much higher.
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James Berardinelli, ReelViews
Forget waterboarding -- just show Guantanamo detainees Miss March and they'll say anything.
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Kirk Honeycutt, Hollywood Reporter
Forget March, this one misses by a mile.
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Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly
Anyone who goes to see Miss March hoping for a voyeuristic, '80-flavored T&A smutfest will be sorely disappointed.
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Kevin Carr, 7M Pictures
I had a chance to interview Cregger and Moore, and they let me know that it wasn't even on the menu for Alessi to do a nude scene. I call shenanigans!
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Chris Bumbray, JoBlo's Movie Emporium
Definitely worth seeing if you like a good gross-out film/ sex comedy.
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Eric D. Snider, EricDSnider.com
The movie's over-use of poop and pee is further evidence of its desperation.
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Nick Rogers, Suite101.com
At its best, this lewder, cruder spin on last year's "Sex Drive" has a disarmingly daffy shaggy-dog touch a la "Half-Baked" or "The Brothers Solomon." But by the time a woman enjoys champagne spiked with dog urine, "Miss March" is all turn-offs.
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Philip French, Observer [UK]
Some of the lewdest, unfunniest jokes ever made, and at the end one feels in need of a stiff drink, a hot shower and a lesson in selective amnesia.
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Hannah Forbes Black, Film4
If this film were as racist as it is sexist (which it very nearly is), it would be a buddy movie about the madcap antics of two Klan members on a lynching spree. Appalling. If we could give it zero out of five, we would.
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Toby Young, Times [UK]
Miss March must be a contender for worst film of the year. It's so poor that you begin to suspect it's a pastiche.
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Peter Bradshaw, Guardian [UK]
A whiff of what I can only describe as pure evil billows off the screen while this comedy is playing: a buddy grossout picture with zero laughs and a persistent, chilling misogyny.
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Tim Robey, Daily Telegraph
An almost perfect atrocity. It is a towering K2 of bobbins... the most mangy, noxious, charmless, sexist, racist, unfunny, infantile, stomach-turning, grotesque, clueless, inept and stupid film of the year.
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Tim Evans, Sky Movies
Nothing works. Nothing comes close to working. Even other people's ideas that work in their own films don't work here.
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Ken McIntyre, Total Film
Pure eye-poking, boob-baring raunch that will tickle your inner idiot and wind up everyone else something rotten.
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Mark Ramshaw, Filmstar Magazine
A teen sex comedy that isn't sexy or comic - talk about dumb and dumber...
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, Daily Mail [UK]
Cregger is so dull that it might be an improvement if he slipped back into a coma.
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, Sun Online
So moronic that even plankton would tut at its ignorance.
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Featured Audience Ratings
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This is up there with Harold and Kumar,dumb and dumber and dude weres my car,so its swich off your brain and go into natural.The film as many funny and gross out moments but is let down by a unknown double act which are so so on the acting.But with the movie moving like a feight train… More
This is up there with Harold and Kumar,dumb and dumber and dude weres my car,so its swich off your brain and go into natural.The film as many funny and gross out moments but is let down by a unknown double act which are so so on the acting.But with the movie moving like a feight train you let that go and enjoy there slap stick hurmour.Its one of those movies that will enjoy repeat viewing....
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This reminds me a lot of a comedy that come out a while back called "Eurotrip." It's a perverted road trip movie that isn't nearly as funny as it should/could have been. The funniest character in the movie is Craig Robinson who plays a rapped called "Horse… More
This reminds me a lot of a comedy that come out a while back called "Eurotrip." It's a perverted road trip movie that isn't nearly as funny as it should/could have been. The funniest character in the movie is Craig Robinson who plays a rapped called "Horse Dick.mpeg" He is also the only other actor in the movie that I have seen in anything else, if that tells you anything. There are a couple funny parts, but they are few and far between. Most the time the movie tries too hard to be something that it isn't. I've seen worse, but I've also seen a lot better.
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Unless your a horny freak, there is no way to like this movie.
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There is really no plot here and the humor is overly stale. Miss March begins with a promising premise and comedy, but when there are no new plot interests and the same jokes are repeated throughout the entire movie, it gets to be pointless. It is not the worst film of all time, but… More
There is really no plot here and the humor is overly stale. Miss March begins with a promising premise and comedy, but when there are no new plot interests and the same jokes are repeated throughout the entire movie, it gets to be pointless. It is not the worst film of all time, but when the entire plot of a movie is when 2 guys want to get to the playboy mansion to win back a girl, it's pretty over-the-top and farfetched on how the outcome occurs. The end is extremely predictable, but the acting of the leads make up for most of the stupidity. This film is completely dumb fun, and in no way is it recommendable, but I would only watch it again if I were hanging out with a bunch of guys and wanted a cheap laugh. Miss March is far below the standards of an average comedy!
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I watch The Whitest Kids U'Know all the time. So I watched this the other night because I'm a die hard Cregger fan. It was pretty funny, not as funny as I know they can be. Everything was over the top, which I think was good and bad. It kept everything interesting, but… More
I watch The Whitest Kids U'Know all the time. So I watched this the other night because I'm a die hard Cregger fan. It was pretty funny, not as funny as I know they can be. Everything was over the top, which I think was good and bad. It kept everything interesting, but sometimes it was so over the top it just wasn't funny.
Some of the acting was pretty bad. Like the girl who played Eugene's girlfriend. She was a pretty bad actress as well as the girl who played Tucker's girlfriend. Not sure what the deal was there, but their acting got on my nerves just a little bit.
The whole movie is fun, and was pretty good. If you're not a Whitest Kids U'Know fan, and if you take things too seriously, this movie is not for you.
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I love The Whitest Kids U Know, and Cregger is perfect as usual, but it's too raunchy and overdramatic to be a good frat boy comedy.
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Miss March is the worst comedy I have ever seen. There is no redeeming quality to this piece of shit film, the jokes are bad, the acting sucks, the film is very unfunny. A very uninspired film that rellies only on toilette humour to make you laugh, pure shit and an epic fail.
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Who the f#@% are these guys? They wrote, directed, and cast themselves as the leads, yet they suck at all of the above.
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<br/>I'm all for a good mindless comedy. I mean, ten years ago <i>American Pie</i> came along and basically brought back the… More
Who the f#@% are these guys? They wrote, directed, and cast themselves as the leads, yet they suck at all of the above.
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<br/>I'm all for a good mindless comedy. I mean, ten years ago <i>American Pie</i> came along and basically brought back the sex comedy genre. But what I didn't realize then is just how good the writing, acting, and directing was (for the genre, that is). But after seeing a parade of sad wanna-be's stinking up the theaters, you fully appreciate what an achievement it was - balancing laughs with gross-outs with character with heart. MISS MARCH, on the other hand, is just a feeble "comedy" with a total of about 3 laughs. And yes, the blame is entirely on its two leads/writers/directors. Who the hell gave these two the money and opportunity to make a movie?
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100% of Miss March is crude, gross, and stupid. That can't be denied. But about 25% of the time, the crude, gross, and stupid things that are happening are funny. I genuinely laughed at Miss March a few times, and that might mean that I'm easily amused, but it also means… More
100% of Miss March is crude, gross, and stupid. That can't be denied. But about 25% of the time, the crude, gross, and stupid things that are happening are funny. I genuinely laughed at Miss March a few times, and that might mean that I'm easily amused, but it also means that the watching the movie wasn't a complete waste of time.
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Silly, crass tripe with a couple of good laughs here and there. Nothing original. You'll want to kill Trevor Moore within a few minutes.
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Umm ok... some funny scenes some just plain stupid, to conclude its a teen/sex/boobies movie!
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Guys in sex comedies are always running into obstacles when they're about to get laid. Remember Pee Wee's problem when he was about to meet Cherry Forever? How about Judge Reinhold being caught in the beating it moment by Phoebe Cates? What about humping an apple pie? Miss… More
Guys in sex comedies are always running into obstacles when they're about to get laid. Remember Pee Wee's problem when he was about to meet Cherry Forever? How about Judge Reinhold being caught in the beating it moment by Phoebe Cates? What about humping an apple pie? Miss March opens with our hero Eugene (Zach Cregger) downing some shots as he plans to bed his high school sweet heart for the first time. Of course he runs to an obstacle which is falling down a flight of stairs and going into a four year coma. When he wakes up he finds out that sweet, innocent Cindi (Raquel Alessi) is Playboy magazine's Miss March. Spurred on by his horny friend Tucker (Trevor Moore) he begins his quest to... well, we really have no idea.
This movie wouldn't have been half bad if it had actually been funny. Yes, the guy defecates on himself from the coma, but how many times are we going to use that in the movie. On that note how in the hell can a guy in a coma go road tripping in the matter of days? What's up with the killer firemen? Why is the script as flimsy as toilet paper on chili night? And finally what is up with the current trend of having the ugliest looking guys being players? I have to harken back to Sex Drive where a guy that looks like a young Roger Ebert and dresses like Borat is the heir apparent to Wilt Chamberlain. Sure Tucker is shot down at the Playboy Mansion, but you would have to be some kind of masochist to even spend five minutes alone with this guy.
Miss March seems to try to strike the Girl Next Door lightning, with Fox going so far as mimicking the packaging of that original release. As I said earlier Miss March would have been a good sex comedy if it had actually been funny. It's not even a stupid funny, it's just like a bad taste in your mouth from drinking too much cheap beer- it tries to be the good stuff, but it's still just crap.
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Tucker: Dude, its okay, the baseball bat to the head trick totally worked!
From the Whitest Kids U Know, comes a comedy that by all means should have been lame and unfunny, but dammit if it didn't have a number of very funny scenes.
The story involves a young guy, formerly… More
Tucker: Dude, its okay, the baseball bat to the head trick totally worked!
From the Whitest Kids U Know, comes a comedy that by all means should have been lame and unfunny, but dammit if it didn't have a number of very funny scenes.
The story involves a young guy, formerly lecturing kids about abstinence, about to have sex with his high school girlfriend, only to get drunk, trip, and fall down some stairs, ending up in a comma for four years.
Upon waking up, due to strange circumstances, Eugene and his best friend/worst enemy Tucker learn that the girlfriend has now become Miss March in playboy. The two now conspire to travel to the playboy mansion to confront her.
Eugene: This is a venereal disease!
The plot is stretched thin, but it certainly provides the setup for a number of very funny sequences. This includes a small role from Craig Robinson as rapper "horsedick.MPEG," a series of encounters with crazy firemen, and Hugh Hefner.
Filled with raunchy humor, I had a good time watching this.
Tucker: I stabbed her in the face!
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Unless your a horny freak, there is no way to like this movie.
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Sick and sadistic kind of surreal slapstick or redundant farce of a guy getting out of a coma that prevents him from losing his virginity, only to find out that the one he wanted to give it up to turns out to be a Playboy Centerfold. Getting out of the coma was one thing...but over… More
Sick and sadistic kind of surreal slapstick or redundant farce of a guy getting out of a coma that prevents him from losing his virginity, only to find out that the one he wanted to give it up to turns out to be a Playboy Centerfold. Getting out of the coma was one thing...but over coming atrophy, escaping out of the hospital, with the help of a friend that always seems to get him in all kinds of trouble....left and right... the slapsticks and the gags are non stop and almost predictable. Seee this if it is for free...only!
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This movie started out good but it turned out to be something only teenagers would find funny. This movie smells too much of lame high school humour. There were some funny scenes but overall not so much. This movie is about this guy who wakes up from a 4-year coma and discovers that… More
This movie started out good but it turned out to be something only teenagers would find funny. This movie smells too much of lame high school humour. There were some funny scenes but overall not so much. This movie is about this guy who wakes up from a 4-year coma and discovers that his virgin high school girlfriend has become a Playboy centerfold. He and his sex-fixated friend decide to go on a road trip to win her back. I don't think I will be watching this movie again, it was much too lame for me.
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Miss March is about a kid Eugene (Zach Creggar) who plans to lose his virginity to his girlfriend Cindy (Raquel Alessi) on prom night after leading a high school life of abstinence. His best friend, Tucker (Trevor Moore), tells him he should get drunk first, he ends up drinking too… More
Miss March is about a kid Eugene (Zach Creggar) who plans to lose his virginity to his girlfriend Cindy (Raquel Alessi) on prom night after leading a high school life of abstinence. His best friend, Tucker (Trevor Moore), tells him he should get drunk first, he ends up drinking too much, falls down the steps and winds up in a coma. Four years pass and the bewildered youth awakens to find that all of his friends and family including his father and girlfriend have abandoned him, except for his sex-obsessed buddy. Anyway, Eugene can't stand the fact that his (ex) girlfriend is now a Playboy bunny and Playmate of the Month so the two friends decide to make a cross-country trip to the Playboy mansion so he can see if Cindy still cares for Eugene and get his girlfriend back. Along the way they meet up with two lesbians Russians who make out 24-7 and a rapper going by the nickname Horsedick.MPEG. The story was easy to follow and there was a lot of fluff on show for the guys to drool over and you get to see Hugh Hefner himself.
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"Miss March, Is a Missed Manical film"
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Average but enjoyable adult comedy with few laughs. It is a good pick for those that like silly and crude humor.
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Mildly entertaining sex comedy. Not as funny as I wanted it to be considering it's from the minds behind "The Whitest Kids You Know". Good ending though.
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