Casper Van Dien, Natasha Gregson Wagner, Rod Steiger

A borderline fascistic Dr. Van Helsing unwittingly hires crack smoking gang-bangers to pursue the decadent vampires who secretly control Hollywood and the United States.

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2,199 ratings

R, 91 min.

Directed by: Richard Elfman

Release Date: September 19, 1998

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DVD Release Date: October 19, 1999

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  • June 8, 2009
    never heard of it but sounds ok lol
  • May 3, 2009
    I am a major fan of vampire movies but this one has to be one of the worst.
  • March 28, 2009
    No thankyou - Not interested
  • December 27, 2008
    I TOTALLY LOVED THIS MOVIE.
  • December 15, 2008
    not thanks not my thing
  • December 2, 2008
    THIS IS A SO SO VAMPIRE FLICK.
  • April 13, 2008
    straight to home video
  • February 23, 2008
    You've got to see this one! "Modern Vampires" is a delightful horror-comedy. TV's Craig Ferguson is one of the vamps - priceless! I thoroughly enjoyed Casper Van Dien's performance as Dallas; he fit the film well. Like any quality vampire movie, this one offers a respectabl...( read more)e amount of blood and nudity. Yeah! Overall, a laid-back, fun movie chock full of laughs!
  • February 21, 2008
    Yes, well... I just have to see this, it can not be good in any way what so ever :)
  • February 19, 2008
    Wow! I had way more fun watching this movie than I expected to. It was everything you could hope for in a cheesy vampire movie. Hilarious!

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