Have you ever seen a movie that was so incredibly stupid that it hurt just to watch it, but, like a train wreck, you felt compelled to take in every horrific moment as it collapsed in on itself, leaving nothing behind but a lifeless black hunk of twisted metal? Oh, I have. Squandering… More
Have you ever seen a movie that was so incredibly stupid that it hurt just to watch it, but, like a train wreck, you felt compelled to take in every horrific moment as it collapsed in on itself, leaving nothing behind but a lifeless black hunk of twisted metal? Oh, I have. Squandering all the goodwill earned by its predecessor, Mortal Kombat Annihilation is a shoddy excuse for a film, combining bad acting, a weak script, mediocre effects, poor editing, cheap production design, flat compositions, and pathetic choreography into a film that is as bad as the sum of its parts would indicate. This movie set back the cause of video-game cinematic adaptations for years, and almost killed the Mortal Kombat gaming franchise to boot (1997 featured a lot of genre-killing films, didn't it? I'm looking at you, Batman and Robin...). Most of the original cast has jumped ship, leaving only Robin Shou's Lui Kang and Talisa Soto's Kitana to flounder under the sub-par direction of one John R. Leonetti (whoever the hell that is...). In place of the funny, mischievous Christopher Lambert, here we have B-actor James Remar as the all-too-serious Raiden, God of Bad Lightning Effects. Sandra Hess makes for a better substitute as Sonya, but her character arc is telegraphed from a mile away, and she seems to serve no other purpose in the narrative than to get into a mud-wrestling match halfway through the film. As far as the newcomers go, the best is easily Lynn "Red" Williams as Jax, who manages to make a pretty funny movie (funny, that is, for ALL the wrong reasons) just a little bit funnier WITHOUT being the butt of the jokes- his attitude comes off more genuinely than anything else in the film, but only occasionally (when the poor scripting permits it). And it's hard to deny that Brian Thompson is perfectly cast as Shao Kahn, even if the director undermines the very qualities that make him a good choice; Kahn is hardly the domineering force that the characters treat him as (he gets his ass handed to him in the first five minutes, and he constantly panders to his father for approval), and without an indomitable villainous presence to drive the action, the narrative loses cohesion quickly. Making matters worse is the filmmakers' desperate desire to fit as many Mortal Kombat characters into the story as possible, which results in he introduction of a bevy of ill-developed characters who bear no relevance to the plot beyond the scene in which they appear. Sure, we get to see Smoke, Cyrax, Rain, Mileena, Baraka, Noob Saibot, Reptile(s), Nightwolf, Scorpion, and Sub-Zero, but, well, who cares? None of them are given any backstory or motivations, and most of them are dead after a few minutes (or else they Mysteriously Vanish, instead of, say, sticking around and HELPING to fight the battle to come- why, Sub-Zero?). And worst of all, the Maguffin that most of the plot is focused on- Queen Sindel- is not only stuck in a ridiculous costume with little to do except, well, stand there, but when they finally get to her, she turns out to be- surprise!- COMPLETELY USELESS, only sticking around long enough to say as much to our heroes before vanishing in a plume of stupid. So how do they overcome the forces of Kahn? Simple- they fight them, just like they SHOULD have done when the movie BEGAN. And don't even get me started on the skinless monster things (that can be beaten by, well, punching them. A lot.), the stupid dragon tattoos, the last-minute soap-opera twist, the overwhelmingly underwhelming death of Sheeva- the list goes on and on. If you actually want to watch this movie, then the only advice I can give you is to heed the tagline on the poster: "Destroy All Expectations." 'Cause if you go into this expecting anything resembling a good movie, you are about to be sorely disappointed.