Moscow Zero

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Moscow Zero

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Moscow Zero

Alex O'Dogherty, Joaquim de Almeida, Joss Ackland, Julio Perillan, Oksana Akinshina

Val Kilmer plays Andrey, the head of a group of Moscovites who live in the city's underground. Vincent Gallo's character leads a rescue team in search of a Russian anthropologist who's disappeared ben...( read more  read more... )eath the underground system. They discover an eerie multilevel system of caves and catacombs.

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  • drblood
    November 16, 2008
    drblood
    Since I've been on a Russian kick lately with the brilliant "Night Watch" and "Day Watch" films, and then the passable "Trackman", I decided to watch "Moscow Zero" from 2006 as well. I wish I hadn't.
    If you've never heard of this film, here's a brief plot outline: "In Moscow, th...( read more)e priest Owen hires a team to guide him in the underworld to find his friend Sergei that is missing while researching the legend about the existence of demons and an entrance to hell beneath the city." And that's it. It's all just a load of running around tunnels looking for the lost archaeologists with a lot of meaningless waffle as dialogue.
    I actually fell asleep two or three times and had to watch it over again which made the torture even worse. There was just nothing to this film to keep my interest. There were no scares, was no tension or suspense, and was no action other than the aforementioned exploring of the tunnels. I was hoping that I'd missed something in this because, from the blurb on the DVD cover, it promises "horrifying caverns" and "terrifying secrets". What I didn't expect was that it would deliver such horrifying acting instead.
    Seriously, Val Kilmer and Vincent Gallo are so wasted in this that you wonder why they even bothered to show up. In fact, Val Kilmer is only in one scene yet takes top billing in a similar way to how the recent spate of Tony Todd and Robert Englund cameos in dozens of lacklustre indie horror movies fool a lot of people into renting those. Yes, I too have been duped a few times and such practices annoy the hell out of me. But I digressed.
    "Moscow Zero" is simply the most tedious and mindnumbing waste of 82 minutes that I've encountered this year. I've given it an overall rating of 1 out of 10 though simply because I can't give it the "Zero" it deserves. I should have learnt my lesson from Coke as this product is as insipid as a bottle of tasteless brown water too.
  • IfeellikeGregorSamsa
    March 10, 2008
    IfeellikeGregorSamsa
    Note: Movie so terribly written and directed one can only wonder what kind of a lunatic put out money on the table for this to be made. With its laughably lame special effects and supposed dark atmosphere so childish that Smurfs tales are more thrilling, it dragged literally all ...( read more)its length that only credits gave anything to be content about. Vincent Gallo must've had to make a quick buck doing this.
  • Ghw12158
    September 23, 2009
    Ghw12158
    ok stuff big cast kinda lame "monster"
  • iamthethinman
    August 31, 2009
    iamthethinman
    I?ve stalled with watching this for a long time because it just didn?t seem good, but I?m a fan of Kilmer and possible fan of Oksana, so it stayed in queue for a long time. I bumped it up finally. And I can?t say I was disappointed, because I didn?t expect much. And it still unde...( read more)rdelivered. And too much blue filter in the above ground scenes. I get it. Stop it.

    A strange aside, Vincent Gallo plays a priest in this movie. Was this casting a joke because he?s been in movies like Trouble Every Day and made Chloe Sevigny go down on him on film? Not to mention this priest is in a wholly illogical and inappropriate relationship angle.

    Kilmer plays the guardian to the Moscow underground and gets the accent down pretty good but seems like he just wanted a free trip to Spain to film the movie. Poor Lilya didn?t even learn enough English for the movie, as she speaks Russian most of the time to her costars who speak English back like they understand everything perfectly. And the movie isn?t scary at all. There are a couple of creepy moments, but not nearly enough to carry on, which makes this very boring. The digital camera fun house POV shots aren?t explained right away, which makes you wonder if it was an added effect at first. And the ending doesn?t bring closure to much. Oh, and this movie has Sage Stallone in it. I don?t remember him having a line in it, but it was hard to stay awake during this movie.

    Pass.
  • terris85017
    June 7, 2009
    terris85017
    (2006 Director: Maria Lidon) Several reviews here say it is a B movie..or worse@@! LOL LOVE a goodmystery!!
  • helwigs
    June 4, 2009
    helwigs
    Better than what I was expecting from people's oppinions. Less strange at that.
  • tess2697
    April 4, 2009
    tess2697
    this is a really strange movie, i did not like it, just to much strangeness in the moscow underground,
  • fridadahlgren
    March 25, 2009
    fridadahlgren
    Just because I love Oksana...
  • kmendoza20
    January 10, 2009
    kmendoza20
    This movie is really boring. Waste of time. Too bad that Val Kilmer is acting in this poor movie.
  • SadisticMinister
    May 5, 2008
    SadisticMinister
    I'm going against you all.
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