Never Too Young To Die (1986)
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In this James Bond parody, the evil villain is also an evil villainess, Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons), an androgynous, leather-bound cross-dressing criminal genius out to finish off all of L.A. by contaminating the city's water supply. Standing in the way of his/her success is undercover… More In this James Bond parody, the evil villain is also an evil villainess, Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons), an androgynous, leather-bound cross-dressing criminal genius out to finish off all of L.A. by contaminating the city's water supply. Standing in the way of his/her success is undercover agent Drew Stargrove (George Lazenby), but he does not stand for long. Once he has been slain, his son Lance (John Stamos) takes up the fight assisted by Danja Deering (Vanity) who has the requisite sex appeal for her job. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi
- Directed By
- Gil Bettman
- Written By
- Steven Paul, Anton Fritz, Gil Bettman, Lorenzo Semple Jr.
- Genres
- Drama, Action & Adventure, Mystery & Suspense
R,
- In Theaters
- Jun 1, 1986 Limited
- Studio
- Paul Entertainment
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Cast
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John Stamos
as Lance Stargrove
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Vanity
as Danja Deering
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Gene Simmons
as Carruthers, Velvet Von Ragner
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George Lazenby
as Drew Stargrove
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Peter Kwong
as Cliff
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Ed Brock
as Pyramid
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John Anderson
as Arliss
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Robert Englund
as Riley
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Tara Buckman
as Sacrificed Punkette
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Tim Colceri
as Grady
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Jon Greene
as Coach Madsen
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Randy Hall
as Minkie
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Gary Kasper
as Wrestler
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John Miranda
as Mr. Wilder
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Branscombe Richmond
as Minkie's Partner
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Curtis Taylor
as Barton
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Ivar Mireles
as Waitress
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Art Payton
as Minister
- Patrick M. Wright
