Night Train to Terror (1985)

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• AJ V

  
  From the beginning of this movie, I expected a bad movie about some horribly cheesy musicians and their dancers getting killed on a train, but keep watching, it gets a lot better. This is actually an anthology horror movie with three different stories. These stories are bloody,… More
  From the beginning of this movie, I expected a bad movie about some horribly cheesy musicians and their dancers getting killed on a train, but keep watching, it gets a lot better. This is actually an anthology horror movie with three different stories. These stories are bloody, gory, and just really cool. I really enjoyed them. Sure there's a bit of cheese thrown in, but overall, I would highly recommend watching this movie if you're an 80s fan.

• A.D. V

  
  A bizarre mishmash of three previously (and understandably) unreleased films cut down to an hour and a half with a wrap around story of God and Satan watching these tales unfold while on a doomed train ride. It's so freaking bad yet so impossible to hate and must be seen to be… More
  A bizarre mishmash of three previously (and understandably) unreleased films cut down to an hour and a half with a wrap around story of God and Satan watching these tales unfold while on a doomed train ride. It's so freaking bad yet so impossible to hate and must be seen to be believed. Highlights include: tied up naked women, gore, hilarious stop motion creatures and some of the worst dialogue ever. If it weren't for that damn terribly annoyingly HORRIBLE 80's rock song that is played incessantly throughout the entire frigging film (and twice in the end credits for good measure) I'd have given it a higher rating. "Everybody's got somethin' to do/Everybody but you/Dance with me, dance with me/Come on and dance with me, dance with me." AHHHHHH!!!!!!