Recent Reviews for Pieces

  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 15, 2008
    Her snakker vi underholdning på høyt nivå!
    "Pieces" har bestandig vært en av mine store favoritter, og det er ikke uten grunn.
    Denne har alt; en blanding mellom giallo og slasher, en stor motorsag, latterlig grafiske drapsscener, overspill du ikke tror før du får se det og noen av de mest absurde og morsomste scenene noensinne satt på film.
    "Pieces" blir alt for ofte oversett, mye grunnet at folk ikke klarer å ta den seriøst. Men disse filmene har da aldri vært ment at man skulle ta seriøst!
    Dette er underholdning i sin reneste form (for oss som liker slikt vel og merke), og er ikke ment å være noen dybtgående karakterstudie om en forstyrret mann som liker pusslespill med nakne damer på.
    Exploitation blir ikke stort bedre enn dette, og nå er det bare å vente 5-6 år, så er Grindhouse Releasing klar til å gi ut DVD-en deres ;)
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 7, 2008
    Juan Piquer Simon's "Pieces" is one of the most hilarious slasher movies ever made.In the early 1940's a little boy is caught by his mother while he is assembling a puzzle with a naked lady on it.The boy gets mad when his mother takes his puzzle,so he kills her with an axe.40 years later somebody butchers random college chicks with a chainsaw."Pieces" is a highly entertaining gore trash filled with enough blood to satisfy horror fans.There is for example a lopped off arm,a severed flying head and a knife through the mouth murder scene.The ending is incredibly surprising and hysterical.There is also a violent kung fu teacher and death by mirror.So if you're a slasher/giallo fan give this one a look-you won't be disappointed.
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    May 1, 2008
    This movie is so beyond bad ...Aside from the over-acting & REALLY BAD DUBBING...it has some really fresh (for it's time)"GORE SCORE"...No doubt this belongs in the horror hall of shame...may it burn in hell
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    April 26, 2008
    One of the goriest, most offensive, funniest and WORST slasher films ever made. You won't believe it's happening while watching it. It's THAT bad.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    April 4, 2008
    A stoopid slasher film. So stoopidly executed to make it ENJOYABLE!!! And where the hell did the kung fu guy come from? You gotta see this one!
  • Want To See
    MCT:
    February 25, 2008
    A movie titled "Pieces", with a picture of a chainsaw on the cover above a tag line that reads "it's exactly what it sounds like"?! Sadly my torrent has been stuck at 97.7% for the last month, and I'm poor. :-(
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    January 12, 2008
    Pieces is one of those flicks with plenty of gore,silly moments,bad dubbing,bad dialogue & it might give a reason for people to find it hilarious but others will probably will hate it.Personally i think is trash from the 80's.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    September 21, 2007
    insane, dopey, sleazy, ridicilous but still very entertaining horror film from 1983. christopher george is rather enjoyable in the film, i dunno. it's not a movie everyone will get a kick out of but i really liked it.
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    August 23, 2007
    This movie was garbage (classic bad acting/script/direction, etc. etc.). If you enjoy garbage, then you'll likely enjoy it. Only thing I remember about it is that the killer sneaks a chainsaw onto an elevator. Behind his back (not underneath a trenchcoat or anything.)
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 8, 2007
    Alot of people dont like this movie but I personally LOVE IT. The gore in this movie is supreme for it's time.
  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    May 10, 2007
    horrible acting and horrible writing, it was worth watching just for fun though. there were some decent kills but thats about it.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    February 10, 2007
    THIS is a horror movie. Absolutely stomach-churning storyline, just horrid. This is how it SHOULD be done. No good acting, no comic relief, disgusting storyline, gross death scenes.
  • 4.5 Stars
    MCT:
    January 29, 2007
    I love pieces to pieces. With crazed kung fu teachers, crotch-grabbing corpses, chainsaw massacres and Bluto, if you don't like this film you should really take a long, hard look in the mirror. And try not to spit in disgust at your reflection.
  • 4.5 Stars
    MCT:
    December 18, 2006
    A hilarious camp classic. One of the most unintentionally funny movies of the 80s! I had to stop the movie for 10 minutes because I broke out laughing in the first scene, where the little boy chops her mother up with an axe. Really awesome gore, and lots of nice gratuitious nudity.

    Bastard! BASTARD! BAAAASTARD! BAAAAAASSSTTAAARRDDD!!!!
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    October 31, 2006
    Best viewed as a Cult Classic and not a serious Horror flick (Although there's plenty of blood, gore and murder to go around). When a little kid kills his mother in the first scene you know you're in for a gut-wrencher of a movie. Hilariously dubbed into English, some of the quotes in this are hilarious "Bastard!Bastard!Bastard!Bastard!" Classic!
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    October 6, 2006
    This movie was so incredibly stupid but its so undeniably entertaining because of the funny plot bad acting and gore.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 27, 2006
    pure trash-the opening sequence is 100% enjoyable, sadly the rest of the film isn't. good ol' trashy slasher gore.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    April 20, 2006
    Bloody, gory, sloppy, campy and un-intentionally funny are ways to describe this slasher flic. Terrible writing, acting, directing, dialogue and camera work are all here. But then again, what else would you expect from an 80's horror/slasher movie? Uniquely violent sequences, an intense opening frame and appearances from good looking college ladies as well as Linda Day George make up for the slack.

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