Primeval Reviews and Ratings



  • July 22, 2007
    the croc is big but look artificial
  • July 21, 2007
    the commercials were very, very misleading. It's a crocodile!
  • July 20, 2007
    eh this movie was O.K
  • July 20, 2007
    Interesting documentary
  • July 19, 2007
    could have been better but I liked it..
  • July 19, 2007
    Not to bad. Good story at least.
  • July 18, 2007
    NOt about a crocodile. Stupid false advertising!
  • July 18, 2007
    Not that great. Entertaining though
  • July 17, 2007
    Room for improvement in this film that was never going to be that good, seeing as the killer is a crocodile!
  • July 17, 2007
    yeah i really really want to see this man
  • July 15, 2007
    NIKE!! ACROUPI ET AVERTI!
  • July 12, 2007
    AAAAAIIIIII!! Talk about a lightning fast enormous crocodile right on your ass! If that ain't bad enough, three tv reporters got evil hunters chasing them down for witnessing and taping a cold blooded murder scene.
  • July 12, 2007
    this film has the Greatest line iv herd in a LONG! time in a film. "jojo if i have to shove u up my ass to get your through customs your going to America' GENIUS!! great munching scene with the Russian poacher dude. great death scene. i didnt like that it didnt show orlando jones...( read more) dieing just his dead body. loved the final death scene of little gustov great head popping action.
  • July 12, 2007
    Yay for Dominic Purcell
  • July 12, 2007
    It's really fun when your stupid crocodile movie makes absolutely no attempt to resolve its main dramatic obstacle.
  • July 11, 2007
    I wish Orlando Jones stayed alive to the end!!!!! Other than that it was good!!!
  • July 10, 2007
    this movie is supposed 2 be scary but i laughed through the whole thing! i love orlando jones in this...and i love the part where the animal activist guy gets hit by the truck! i no it sounds mean but i don't mean it 2 be!
  • July 10, 2007
    This was the strangest combo I have seen lately: a killer crocodile in the midst of an African civil war. It actually works much better than I thought it would, but I just don't like killer crocodile stuff. It's not entertaining to me. But the cast is pretty good in this, Orla...( read more)ndo Jones (who seems to have disappeared over the years) is amusing at times with his comments, though a few fall flat and his serious moments are believable.
  • July 10, 2007
    based ona true story or not... very very overdone storyline
  • July 10, 2007
    too much with the political drama of drug warfare and not enough about the 25 foot croc which is what i thought it was about
  • July 9, 2007
    my mom screamed throughout the entire movie
  • July 8, 2007
    Can't believe this movie is a true story based on a very large reptile that is still at large in todays real world.
  • July 8, 2007
    i was duped, i didnt know it was a shitty crocodile movie
  • July 6, 2007
    It was a alright movie, but if Orlando Jones was not in it it would not of been that good.
  • July 6, 2007
    This movie was just good in my book and think that it is true in africa what is next to learn about africa
  • July 5, 2007
    Orlando Jones does make you laugh so much in this.
  • July 4, 2007
    The worst kind of horror movie...boring.
  • July 4, 2007
    i would only watch this because it has the other hot guy from prisonbreak in it
  • July 4, 2007
    It's a fucking giant croc. The hell with this.
  • July 4, 2007
    Recommended by; Brian.
  • July 4, 2007
    Best line, Orlando Jones' character to a local South African (who wants to go to America) after saving his life:

    "I don't care if I have to shoove you up my ass to get you thru customs, you're going to America."

    Actually, better than I was expecting. Pretty decent.

    I wa...( read more)sn;t expecting much as the only real reason I was watching this is because of Dominic Purcell.

    Kind of like Anaconda, but with a crocodile, and no annoying JLo.
  • July 4, 2007
    gosh...i might want to see it if it had the right orlando in it....
  • July 3, 2007
    everything was kinda expected
  • July 3, 2007
    crazy!! It feels like it ends too soon.
  • July 3, 2007
    nothing in this flick make sense..that what I'd say..to some extent its like anaconda, but the story&actor lack of performance (better lake placid),and too bad they claim it is based on real event .. perhaps they havent seen animal planet

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