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Plot: Two fun loving young men spend a wild weekend in a luxury Miami hotel where they engage in their favorite sport - sex. A snoopy house detective and a crazy thief almost spoil their "best laid" plans.
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MCT:August 25, 2008Okay, let's be honest here - this is a bad movie. The ONLY reason I'm giving it two stars is because JD shows his AMAZING ass. *swoon*
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MCT:August 13, 2008
Wauw! Funny movie, and better than I thought! Should've had more Depp though! ^^ He's absolutely gorgeous in this!
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MCT:July 26, 2008
This was HILARIOUS!!!! I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! It has A LOT of nudity in it though, which is REALLY gross!! But Johnny looks SUPER hot in this!!! He's also a playa playa in this!! lol, but this movie would be on the bottom of my list if it didn't have the best scene a movie could have...a scene with Johnny Depp's butt. XD
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MCT:June 25, 2008
Another zany weekend away from home at the beach resort flick. The slapstick works first time around but all of the gags tend to repeat. A few decent jokes might have saved this turkey
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MCT:June 15, 2008
Private Resort is yet another B-grade 80s sex comedy, delivering a few laughs and of course some actors early in their careers... but when it comes down to it, there's no real screenplay or plot to be applauded.
Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow are two teenage boys who are guests at a Florida resort for the weekend. The only thing they have in mind to do is find as many girls as possible in their time at the resort, and have some 'fun'. Of course, it gets to the point when it was known that a plot had to be thrown in there somewhere, so soon the two find themselves in comical situations that can either turn out to be hilarious or repulsive. Along the way there's loads of unnecessary nudity, which is to be expected but not at that frequency. At times Private Resort gets a few laughs, but even some of the comedy comes from the thin and unoriginal plot and unnecessary lines. Of course, there are a few times when they screenwriters got it right. There are those few times when the laughs turn genuine out of the comedy of the bizarre and eccentric situations.
George Bowers' directing was also nothing special. But, having said that, I wouldn't blame Bowers for this film's lack of success. I'll mention the screenwriter Gordon Mitchell again and see if it sticks in this time. The unoriginal and somewhat lame plot seems to be the thing that is giving Private Resort away. Honestly from first glance this doesn't look like a memorable and engrossing film. I think Private Resort had a different motive in mind; just to entertain the viewer. Whether it be the viewer is entertained by the comedy or the lack of dedication put into the film itself, it pretty much achieves the goal of being an entertaining movie.
The soundtrack didn't really add much to the atmosphere of the film, except for adding a few irritating tunes. Somehow they were appealing to the nature of this film overall, making most scenes even more cheesy than you could imagine them to be.
The acting in Private Resort was unexpectedly slightly better than average from some of the cast. Sure, there was no Oscar-material, but some a lot better than other low comedies around this time. Rob Morrow pulled off his role pretty well, creating a likeable character that was both quirky and entertaining. Seeing Johnny Depp in this flick hasn't necessarily made me think any less of him, despite this being not so well done overall, he also gave a decent performance. His character was amusing to watch, and he turned his not so original role into something that could be remembered by viewers. There were dozens of female performances that could easily have gotten the miss. Emily Longstreth and Karyn O'Bryan included with those. Although they have a lot of screen time, their performances were nothing special and their characters weren't essential to the plot. Hector Elizondo was again nothing special, and his character was only needed as some kind of threat to the story.
Overall Private Resort is by no means a movie that is necessary to be viewed, but I'd recommend it for a bit of light entertainment and something for a few laughs. With the idea of seeing Johnny Depp's butt in mind I'm sure it would be enjoyable and harmless to watch.. right?! -
MCT:August 21, 2007
This is a pretty silly movie...one of your stereotypical 80's movie concerning young guys and lots of bare breasts...the only exception? Johnny Depp gets naked! Woo-hoo!
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MCT:June 20, 2007
Hialrious. I love when he is trapped in teh hotel room with the older woman and the husband walks in. Classic 80's film.
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MCT:June 12, 2007
The movie was pretty lame but there is a scene where Johnny Depp has a bare behind and it is totally worth it! lol
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MCT:June 2, 2007i cant really get this dvd over here i need to order it from America.... i am waiting because it might be coming out over here :)
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MCT:May 9, 2007
Completely stupid but worth watching just to see 80s Johnny Depp in a teen comedy. Don't watch expecting anything intelligent!
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MCT:May 1, 2007Old and Cheesey....but it has a great shot of Mr. Depp's tush in it, and he is so young and cute....awwwwww.
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MCT:April 1, 2007
if you want to see johnny depp and rob morrow before they were stars this is for you otherwise its pretty low grade stuff
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MCT:January 22, 2007
Johnny looks like he is 12 in this movie. It's a stupid movie but Johnny's so cute in it that it's watchable.
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MCT:January 7, 2007
jai juste vu lannonce de se film et ses le 2eme meilleur film du onde ake johnny deppp,je suis amoureuse de sob cul !!!on le voie en gros plands sa
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MCT:December 6, 2006
honestly not one of my favorite Johnny films, but I have to put it on here because it's a Johnny film
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MCT:December 4, 2006
You must watch this movie if you haven't already, it's a typical silly 80's comedy featuring none other than Johnny Depp (before he went all SERIOUS) & Rob Morrow from NUMBERS. It's so bad it's good.
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MCT:November 19, 2006
Johnny Depp's 1st n only nude scene in his career. I'm not dta bian tai la. N itz shot from da back.
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MCT:November 2, 2006
Sadly this is the closest ANY of us are ever gonna get to seeing Johnny Depp naked. And he's beautiful! Rob Morrow is not too shabby either in this 80s teens trying to get laid flick. A little dopey , but worth a view to see its two stars run around sans clothing!
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MCT:August 17, 2006
hehe Johnny Depp in the nude. nice. Classic comedy involving two men out on the hunt for the most common prey. women. hehe. Nice.
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MCT:August 14, 2006
I havent actually seen this yet but looks very good though.I want to see it a lot and Johnny Depp looks sexy in this and hot and goodlooking as anything.
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MCT:August 9, 2006Ok, this movie was really bad but in that cute way. Plus you see both Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow's backsides NAKED!!!
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MCT:August 7, 2006Rob Morrow was adorably nerdy in it, but that's about as good as it gets. Lame story, very little Depp, and waaaay too many boobies.
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MCT:August 5, 2006
Ahem, it's not every movie you get to see Johnny's tush. Oh yes, I bet you can't get enough of those campy over sexed 80's flicks.
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danikaBLAHposted 250 days ago -
OMG!!! IM SO0O0OO0O0O0O0O ALSOMENESS TO POST A COMMET!!!!! mainly a movie that johnny was in he he he i wanna watch it like OMG!!!!
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