Private Resort (1985)

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• AJ V

  
  Want to see Johnny Depp's worst movie? Here it is, one of the worst teen comedies of the decade.

• Conner R

  
  If you were to combine Weekend at Bernie’s, Caddyshack and Scarface into one movie, you’d have Private Resort. Taken Seriously, it is a terrible movie. The plot has little going for it. There is absolutely no exposition or set up aside from Johnny Depp’s voice-over saying that… More
  If you were to combine Weekend at Bernie’s, Caddyshack and Scarface into one movie, you’d have Private Resort. Taken Seriously, it is a terrible movie. The plot has little going for it. There is absolutely no exposition or set up aside from Johnny Depp’s voice-over saying that they are going to get laid this weekend. The comedy is terrible, being overtly obvious and dumb. The only thing giving it class is Johnny Depp, but it’s not like he’s able to save the movie. When you look at it as a B-movie, it’s amazing. The stupidity is just so interesting to watch and it can be so flat out weird at times that you can’t help but enjoy it. This politically incorrect, sexist, unoriginal teen comedy is so bad that it’s good.

• jay n

  
  if you want to see johnny depp and rob morrow before they were stars this is for you otherwise its pretty low grade stuff

• Byron B

  
  Cheesy 80's sex comedy with horrendous perfs. Lots of bikini bods and partial nudity. Lots of crude slapstick. The segment with Andrew Dice Clay is the least cringe worthy.

• Deb S

  
  This is an 80's sex comedy about two young horny dudes (Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp) who are on the prowl and trying to make the most out of a weekend in a luxurious Private Resort Hotel. A bit of light-hearted fun that is fairly entertaining, this movie is filled with cheap… More
  This is an 80's sex comedy about two young horny dudes (Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp) who are on the prowl and trying to make the most out of a weekend in a luxurious Private Resort Hotel. A bit of light-hearted fun that is fairly entertaining, this movie is filled with cheap laughs, slapstick and crude humor but if you want to chuckle at the young Depp in one of his earliest films, and catch a glimpse of his naked backside, then it's worth a watch. There's also a subplot about a jewel thief with the world's ugliest haircut (Hector Elizondo) plotting to romance a scatter-brained dowager to obtain a valuable diamond, as well as an exasperated hotel manager determined to catch our heroes in the midst of inappropriate behavior.

• Erin C

  
  This movie is very cheesy, but there were some really funny parts. The acting is bad, but if you can get past that, it's actually pretty entertaining.

• Alice S

  
  Not a great movie, no. But it provides some really good laughs.

• Chad R

  
  Damn this is old school, I remember watching hoping for a breast shot when I was about 12

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