Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)

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Noted genre specialist Steve Miner (Lake Placid and Halloween: H20) takes a break from horror to direct Dukes of Hazzard star Jessica Simpson in this showbiz comedy concerning a pampered movie starlet who gets in over her head while attempting to land a lucrative film role. Informed by the producer… More

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PG-13,
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Genres
Comedy
In Theaters
Feb 3, 2009 Wide
Major Productions

Critic Reviews

  • David Nusair, Reel Film Reviews

    As eye-rollingly silly and predictable as one might've anticipated...

  • Brian Orndorf, BrianOrndorf.com

    Valentine (aka Major Movie Star) is a graceless, flavorless farce built around the idea that Simpson's dimwit routine still holds appeal and the hope that the target demo has never heard of Goldie Hawn.

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Featured Audience Ratings

  • Dead A


    The story wasn't really special but I enjoyed the whole movie.

  • Dean M


    This blonde comedy army film reminded me of <i>Private Benjamin</i> while Jessica Simpson is taking over her title role from Goldie Hawn. Simpson is actually quite good in this role. In fact, everyone does a good job, but I was particularly impressed with Simpson's… More

  • Coxxie M


    the same man who directed 2 Friday the 13ths and 1 halloween also directed this shit. so obviously im not the only one who this this is scary.

  • Sol C


    Major misfire. The film is not Private Benjamin. Simpson was much better in Employee of the Month, than this film. This film needed another director, rewrite, and a new cast for it to work. Vivica A. Fox and Cheri Oteri are the only good things in this film. There are 3 or 4 funny… More

  • Leo L


    Crazy funny! Low-key movie, but an interesting spin-off that reflects a bit like the Goldie Hawn "Private Benjamin" movie. The similarities between the two movies is simply that the two individuals choose a different path than the one that they are comfortably on. Jessica… More

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