Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)
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41% of users liked it
(1,703 ratings)
Noted genre specialist Steve Miner (Lake Placid and Halloween: H20) takes a break from horror to direct Dukes of Hazzard star Jessica Simpson in this showbiz comedy concerning a pampered movie starlet who gets in over her head while attempting to land a lucrative film role. Informed by the producer… More Noted genre specialist Steve Miner (Lake Placid and Halloween: H20) takes a break from horror to direct Dukes of Hazzard star Jessica Simpson in this showbiz comedy concerning a pampered movie starlet who gets in over her head while attempting to land a lucrative film role. Informed by the producer that she is unfit to appear in an upcoming military-themed film, the ambitious but woefully shortsighted actress enlists in the Marines in hopes that the studio will take notice of her initiative. Though she immediately realizes her mistake upon arriving at Camp Pendleton, the patriotic actress determines to follow through with her plan and do her country proud in the process. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
- Directed By
- Steve Miner
- Genres
- Comedy
- In Theaters
- Feb 3, 2009 Wide
- Studio
- Major Productions
Critic Reviews
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David Nusair, Reel Film Reviews
As eye-rollingly silly and predictable as one might've anticipated...
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Brian Orndorf, BrianOrndorf.com
Valentine (aka Major Movie Star) is a graceless, flavorless farce built around the idea that Simpson's dimwit routine still holds appeal and the hope that the target demo has never heard of Goldie Hawn.
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