Recent Reviews for Python

  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    November 16, 2007
    When I see this genre I know what to expect. So I lower my standards :) But even though I did, this is utter shite.
  • 1.5 Stars
    MCT:
    September 26, 2007
    An obvious low budget, and not very good film about a giant out of control snake eating the town. I watched it merly because I was an Anaconda fan at the time, and really, this movie just made me despise anymovie about man-eating snakes, because it was so ridiculously out there. We know Anaconda probably wouldnt happen either, but atleast it left some possiblities and some reality. This movie, just completley, threw reality out the door, and took fantasy way too far.
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    August 25, 2007
    It blew. Sean Whalen was both the best and most annoying thing in this movie... I take that back. The whole movie was too annoying.
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 9, 2007
    So ridiculous I couldn't even keep watching it on one of the movie channels at 2 in the morning. A sucky rip-off of Anaconda.
  • Not Interested
    MCT:
    June 30, 2007
    The sad thing is that I saw this film "OUT" many times at Blockbuster. If you rented this, who are you and WHY DID YOU DO IT?????
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    May 30, 2007
    hehe ginat snake! and funny as hell. The CGI snake isn't that great. "Anaconda" was a much better movie.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    March 18, 2007
    A great cheesy movie it you don't take it too seriously. Robert Englund is the best! Oh,and let's not forget Kenny the Closer!
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    March 8, 2007
    great flick and really creepy especially if you don't like snakes very much. Plus Robert Englund plays one hell of a doctor!
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    January 21, 2007
    I found this one the most likeable out of the whole boa and python franchise. The woman trying to fight the snake off with shampoo and realizing its no tears baby formula is hillarious
  • 1.5 Stars
    MCT:
    December 4, 2006
    in general...its a pertty shitty movie....best parts are casper van dein and robert englund....and the lesbo sex scene...
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    October 12, 2006
    Jesus Christ! I know these stupid films always wanna outdo each other with the size of the beast (wink wink) but a snake the size of a fucking plane is stretching it a bit.
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    September 12, 2006
    Like Anaconda except with no SFX, acting skills, direction or plot. Doesn't even have the saving grace of making you laugh at the abysmal quality. Avoid like the plague.

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