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  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    May 28, 2008
    Easily one of the top five stupidest endings I've ever seen, if not number one. The rest of it's incredibly bad too, but MY GOD the ending.

    It also contains evil puppets, an on-again off-again Australian accent and lots of unwelcome nudity. It's bad all the way through, but the last ten minutes are a revelation and have some even Ed Woodian elements to them. Definitely worth the price of admission.
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    December 1, 2007
    Due to the fact I can't give it ZERO! Complete waste of time. Cult favorite? This doesn't even strive to be a GOOD bad movie.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 19, 2007
    I have to give this one four stars, definitely not for quality, but for the simple fact that few things in my life have made me laugh this much. This is easily one of the stupidest, most nonsensical, worst acted, worst directed movies of all time - but I enjoyed every moment of it. I laughed my ass of throughout pretty much the whole thing. You'll get to see such things as: an oven that's just pure evil, Jon Mikl Thor's beer gut slipping despite his best efforts to suck it in, Thor "wrestling" with rubber starfish being tossed onto him by someone off camera, a "monster" that looks mysteriously like a penis spitting into someone's coca-cola (?), and last but not least, the climactic final battle with a rubber doll of Satan. Tell me that doesn't sound like wholesome, all-American fun.
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    June 11, 2007
    Despite all the cheese this was a great horror movie that prayed on the "Rock and Roll is the Devil's Music" cry at the time. Cameo by Ozzy Osbourne as a television preacher :)

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