Romance and Cigarettes (2005)

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• Anthony L

  
  I love John Turturro so it really pains me to report that he misses the mark quite badly with this film - it's not a terrible film but it is pretty bad compared to how it should have turned out. I loved the acting - Gandolfini & Winslet in particular, I loved the singing and… More
  I love John Turturro so it really pains me to report that he misses the mark quite badly with this film - it's not a terrible film but it is pretty bad compared to how it should have turned out. I loved the acting - Gandolfini & Winslet in particular, I loved the singing and dancing - an unexpected surprise and I loved the way it was directed, very cool and stylish. It's just that the story drags like a one legged horse, yes its surreal non-liner narrative was interesting and fun in parts, but for the most part, it was frustrating, silly and not particularly entertaining. I really don't like writing bad things about this film, I guess because I like everyone involved and i really wanted to like it. Aw well, I hope he keeps directing, I've been meaning to catch up with Passione as it looks good!

• Alice S

  
  In agreement with Jim Hunter, unless you're Paul Thomas Anderson, having actors sing along with a recording of a song IS "remarkably lame." And especially since so much of Turturro's spoken dialogue has such intriguing rhythms (Kitty's "deep" poem),… More
  In agreement with Jim Hunter, unless you're Paul Thomas Anderson, having actors sing along with a recording of a song IS "remarkably lame." And especially since so much of Turturro's spoken dialogue has such intriguing rhythms (Kitty's "deep" poem), he should have gone the extra mile and hired a real composer. As is, the songs aren't as thematically relevant as the ones in, say <i>Singin' In the Rain</i> or <i>Moulin Rouge</i>, exemplars of this musical subgenre in which popular songs are put into a movie instead of originally written for it. Kate Winslet though. Man, has she got that va-va-vavoom! Love her trashy accent, her trashy dancing, her trashy talk.

• Jim H

  
  An adulterous man deals with his unpredictable mistress and vengeful wife ... with songs. When I read the basic genre details about this movie, I was excited to see John Turturro's audacious musical, but I hardly consider this a real musical. After all, almost all the actors,… More
  An adulterous man deals with his unpredictable mistress and vengeful wife ... with songs. When I read the basic genre details about this movie, I was excited to see John Turturro's audacious musical, but I hardly consider this a real musical. After all, almost all the actors, with the exception of Mandy Moore, sing along with a recording of the song. Am I the only one who sees this as remarkably lame? Structurally, this film is a mess. We are introduced to the offending mistress way too late into the film, and when we're meant to feel for her and suspect that she has true feelings for the adulterous man, it's too late for us to have any emotional attachment. Likewise, the subplots involving Mandy Moore's character and Cousin Bo's laments come in too late so that they seem like diverging storylines, not foils nor a complete exploration of the main characters' lives. Overall, the plot of <i>Romance and Cigarettes</i> seems like as if everybody in the neighborhood had an idea, and every idea found its way into the script with little coherence.

• paul s

  
  Imagine,if you will, a college film school assignment to create a modern day musical ground in the late 50's and early 60's. Imagine if the student putting together such a film was able to pull in some serious heavy hitters, from Gandolfini and Walken, to Surandon and… More
  Imagine,if you will, a college film school assignment to create a modern day musical ground in the late 50's and early 60's. Imagine if the student putting together such a film was able to pull in some serious heavy hitters, from Gandolfini and Walken, to Surandon and Winslett. Imagine the possibilities... I'm sure that somewhere in time, worlds collide and a film like this gets made - in part genious, in part juvinile hackism, in part serious drama and in part farcical over the top fun. Thus I give you Romance and Cigarettes, which prooves that John Turturro probably smoked too much pot in college - yet holds within it something almost magical. Garbagemen dancing to "A World Without Love" probably says all you really need to know - it's brilliant, but at the same time it's almost laughably obvious that someone is yanking your chain *wink, wink*. Christopher Walken channeling Elvis and then later crooning along with Tom Jones on Dalilah. Susan Surandon grooving along with the Dusty Springfield version of "Piece of My Heart", while Eddie Izzard backs her up on church organ - all you can say is "wow", especially when the tune switches into the Joplin version, with Surandon howling like a cat in heat. Through it all there are so many things that just don't mesh and charactors who aren't fully developed. Wasted are Aida Turturro and Mary-Louise Parker, playing Surandon's children (although there is a humerous moment where they are in a girl band singing "I Want Candy" as Bobby Canaval strutts like a peacock (and his "Hot Pants" is hilarious). Making it all worthwhile (aside from some very nice photography from the always stellar Tom Stern (see just about every Eastwood film ever made - Stern is always there), is a guttsy, no holds barred romp by Kate Winslett as the red headed embodiment of carnal love. She's bold and bawdy, with a wonderful accent - but when the film has to resort to a cat fight between Kate and Surandon - well, that just shows how wrong some of the choices were. I'm sure that the principal actors had a ball with this, but really, the film can't be taken seriously, though I think that serious was somewhere in its resume. An A for trying, a C in execution.

• Chris W

  
  I was pleasantly surprised by this movie. Going into it, I didn't know what to expect, but I hoped for good things given the cast. Turturro is an interesting writer/director. I'd like to see more from him. This is a musical, but a very unique and unconventional one.… More
  I was pleasantly surprised by this movie. Going into it, I didn't know what to expect, but I hoped for good things given the cast. Turturro is an interesting writer/director. I'd like to see more from him. This is a musical, but a very unique and unconventional one. It's quite a bawdy and filthy movie, but also very funny, touching, and whimsical as well. Look this one up and give it a chance.

• Saskia D

  
  Wow, this movie is soo underrated! I saw it for the third time yesterday, and it's not only absurdly funny, but also a beautiful and unusual lovestory. I love movies that mix comedy with drama, and this one is beautifully executed. Sarandon is an amazing a versatile actress,… More
  Wow, this movie is soo underrated! I saw it for the third time yesterday, and it's not only absurdly funny, but also a beautiful and unusual lovestory. I love movies that mix comedy with drama, and this one is beautifully executed. Sarandon is an amazing a versatile actress, (I'm going to add her to my favorite actors list immediately), Walken is hilarious, and Gandolfini proves that he's more than just (the amazing) Tony Soprano. Winslet? You can't believe the words that come out of her mouth in this movie n_n Hilarious! And if that's not enough, Buscemi has a small part in it too, a star cast if you ask me! <div style="width:462px;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com/photos/james-gandolfini-romance-and-cigarettes-10803818"><img src="http://content8.flixster.com/photo/10/80/38/10803818_gal.jpg" border="0"/></a><div style="text-align:center;font-size:10px;"><a href="http://www.flixster.com">

• Robert C

  
  With a cast like this, I thought "how could you go wrong?". And there are some truely wonderful scenes featuring most of the big names. In particular Kate Winslet, Susan Sarandon, Christopher Walken, Elaine Stritch and Aida Turturro did not disappoint on an individual… More
  With a cast like this, I thought "how could you go wrong?". And there are some truely wonderful scenes featuring most of the big names. In particular Kate Winslet, Susan Sarandon, Christopher Walken, Elaine Stritch and Aida Turturro did not disappoint on an individual basis. (also watchfor Amy Sedaris in a small role as the crazy neighbor) However, the film as a whole is a schizophrenic mess. Lots of interesting ideas, none of which ever really seem to gel very well together. While not horrible...I can't say that I'd recomend it unless you are a fan of any of the cast mentioned above.

• Fernando Rafael Q

  
  John Turturro's project, that suffered distribution issues (opened 2 years after it was made) and i can see why... It relies on a poor script, the direction is fine, but doesn't save the movie... Features some good songs and one of the best ensemble casts i've seen in… More
  John Turturro's project, that suffered distribution issues (opened 2 years after it was made) and i can see why... It relies on a poor script, the direction is fine, but doesn't save the movie... Features some good songs and one of the best ensemble casts i've seen in my life, all of them did a very good job: James Gandolfini (finally, a performance different from Tony Soprano), Susan Sarandon, Kate Winslet (great, and super sexy), Mandy Moore, Mary-Louise Parker, Aida Turturro, Bobby Cannavale and Steve Buscemi... It was definitely a waste of talent, since the movie didn't measure up to the actors... It gets serious towards the end, but doesn't make up for the ridiculousness of the rest...

• Curtis L

  
  Pretty much the abused prostitute of a musical. Pretty filthy and ridiculous, and the 'crazy musical numbers' were just something to get through. The only good part was when Christopher Walken stabs a girl and fights cops with a knife while singing and dancing.

• Lanning :

  
  To loosely quote Susan Sarandon, James Gandolfini came out of himself in this movie. It's true. This may be the first time I've thought that Gandolfini had anything to give to the screen. Generally an average player at best, he rises to a new level of performance. I… More
  To loosely quote Susan Sarandon, James Gandolfini came out of himself in this movie. It's true. This may be the first time I've thought that Gandolfini had anything to give to the screen. Generally an average player at best, he rises to a new level of performance. I would never go out of my way to see him in anything, but this performance is special. <p> To loosely quote John Turturro, Christopher Walken is always interesting. This, for the most part, is a true statement for me. But something truly "interesting" has happened to Walken over the years. While most actors seem to try to position themselves for leading roles, if they have the look and the talent, Walken has moved in the opposite direction. Since, let's say, the success of <i>The Deer Hunter</i>, it's been pretty much a long slide into solid character acting roles for him. He once had great potential, from my perspective, to be a leading man, and while he definitely manages to play one "interesting" character after another, he has fallen quite deep into some kind of one-dimensional abyss. Perhaps it is the "Oscar curse" of early success in <i>Deer Hunter</i>, perhaps it has something to do with the whole Natalie Wood tragedy. Whatever the reason(s), he really just always is only an "interesting" caricature of what he once was or could have been. Is there resurrection in his future? Who knows. <p> The only real joy here is Kate Winslet. Had I not seen her guest shot on <i>Extras</i>, I would have been more surprised by what she gives us here, but it is still pure joy to hear the words that tumble so effortlessly out of her mouth. As Gandolfini says, "You're a crude woman" -- probably the best line in the film. Although her character really exists in the realm of tragedy, the words she speaks and the moves she makes provide some of the funniest moments in an otherwise very average "musical love story." <p>Please don't misunderstand me, flixster friends: I love John Turturro. He is gifted, and I am fan enough to think he can do way better work.

• Manu G

  
  I didn't think it was that good but it was decent. A nice cast also in this film. From the Cohen brothers and John Turturro comes this twist on the not-so-ordinary tale of adultery and salvation. Nick (James Gandolfini) engages in a torrid extramarital affair with a younger… More
  I didn't think it was that good but it was decent. A nice cast also in this film. From the Cohen brothers and John Turturro comes this twist on the not-so-ordinary tale of adultery and salvation. Nick (James Gandolfini) engages in a torrid extramarital affair with a younger woman, Tula (Kate Winslet), while his wife, Kitty (Susan Sarandon), grows ever more enraged by his behavior. As her world crumbles around her, Kitty grapples with her husband's infidelity, but will Nick ever realize the magnitude of what he's done?

• William D

  
  [size=3]"Romance & Cigarettes," from writer/ director [b]John Turturro[/b], is wildly inventive but ultimately shallow. The first half was tremendously funny and fairly burst off the screen with energy and uniqueness. I'm sure everyone who enjoys cinematic… More
  [size=3]"Romance & Cigarettes," from writer/ director [b]John Turturro[/b], is wildly inventive but ultimately shallow. The first half was tremendously funny and fairly burst off the screen with energy and uniqueness. I'm sure everyone who enjoys cinematic inventiveness and dark humor will love the first half of this film.[/size] [img]http://agentprovocateur.blox.pl/resource/romance1.jpg[/img] [size=3]But the story doesn't deepen as the film develops. You can rely on innovative techniques in the first half of a film. But ultimately people want to care about the story and the characters. (At least this person does.) This doesn't develop, so the inventiveness starts to feel more like a gimmick than something substantive and artistically significant.[/size] [size=3]The film has become something of a cause celebre among the art-film crowd in New York City (what there is of an art-film community left in NYC) because the film is somewhat avant-garde and set in NYC, and Turturro fought so hard to get the film shown. After struggling for what I believe was more than a year, he decided to distribute the film himself! I find that heroic. This director clearly loves his work, and that is great to see.[/size] [size=3]But it's also depressing. Turturro couldn't get a modest art-house distribution deal based on his own reputation and that of his stellar cast, which includes [b]James Gandolfini[/b] (playing the main character in the film), [b]Kate Winslet[/b], [b]Susan Sarandon[/b], [b]Mary-Louise Parker [/b]and [b]Christopher Walken[/b]? That is very disturbing. I know the film is unusual, but it's a lot less experimental than many of the films from David Lynch and David Cronenberg, and they've all gotten distribution.[/size] [img]http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPO/503480~Romance-and-Cigarettes-Posters.jpg[/img] [size=3]As the film opens, we meet the character played by Gandolfini: a middle-aged, working-class man in an environment that looks like Queens. Upon arriving home he is confronted by his wife (played by Sarandon), who has found a sexually explicit poem written by him that is addressed to a woman who has given him great sexual pleasure. [/size][size=3]That woman is played beautifully by Winslet. She has only a few scenes, but Winslet shows she can act circles around her peers and even those older than her. Her acting skill is so great that it's almost frightening. She is the next Meryl Streep. She and Cate Blanchett are the best thirtysomething actresses working in cinema today, I feel.[/size] [size=3]The confrontation between the Sarandon and Gandolfini characters is fairly predictable. But when Gandolfini goes outside to calm down, the film takes its first radical turn. That is, Gandolfini's character starts [b]singing[/b]. Not just a cappella singing: a full production number with music and dancing comes up out of nowhere. Pretty soon, a group of neighborhood men join in, and it becomes a full-scale, old-fashioned movie-musical number, all with working-class men. It was a riot. The song is also funny, concerning a man's need for love.[/size] [size=3]This technique is used several more times, including a rip-roaring rendition of Janis Joplin's "Take Another Little Piece of My Heart" that Sarandon's character leads. Adding to the humor, she does it with her church choir backing her up. On the church organ: [b]Eddie Izzard[/b].[/size] [size=3]More musical comedy is obtained by having Gandolfini's daughters ([b]Mary-Louise Parker[/b], [b]Aida Turturro[/b], and [b]Mandy Moore[/b]) in a punk band. Parker is particularly hilarious singing out her character's angst.[/size] [size=3]But this ironic humor and surprising use of music only goes so far. When the joke is over, you're left with a rather superficial story of middle-aged infidelity. But watching Christopher Walken sing a musical number with Susan Sarandon, and watching Kate Winslet sing in the hottest wig and costume I think I've ever seen is probably worth the price of a DVD rental.[/size]

• Antony S

  
  A disappointing musical, Romance and Cigarettes sounds a lot better on paper than in actuality. Gandolfini having an affair with a Northern redhead? Christopher Walken offering up dance-based support? Winslet allowed to do a regional English accent for a change? But on the whole,… More
  A disappointing musical, Romance and Cigarettes sounds a lot better on paper than in actuality. Gandolfini having an affair with a Northern redhead? Christopher Walken offering up dance-based support? Winslet allowed to do a regional English accent for a change? But on the whole, Turturro's third effort behind the camera is a loose affair. Sporadically funny and very meandering, R and C frequently feels like an indie knockabout, a big joke lost on everyone outside of the production. Having said this, Walken doesn't disappoint, not only making the best of very amusing dialogue but also performing a stellar version of Delilah! However, the best efforts come from the actresses, with Sarandon illustrating quiet strength as the jilted wife and mother-of-three, and Winslet understandably smouldering as a foul-mouthed sexpot. It's just a shame the film has precious little consistency or quality control.

• Mark A

  
  I don't usually care for comedy, but this had me laughing all the way through. Snappy dialogue, great visuals, and the music just made the movie for me. The movie did take a serious turn at the end, but that only reinforced the message that actions have consequences and love… More
  I don't usually care for comedy, but this had me laughing all the way through. Snappy dialogue, great visuals, and the music just made the movie for me. The movie did take a serious turn at the end, but that only reinforced the message that actions have consequences and love hurts and betrayal hurts even more. This film was a departure for Turturro and the Coen influence was apparent. Great cast. Great collaborative effort.

• Walter M

  
  [font=Century Gothic]"Romance & Cigarettes" is a vulgar, crude and tasteless musical set around a working class neighborhood in Queens. All of which might be slightly excusable if this had been a cheap knockoff made by a young kid right out of film school. It is… More
  [font=Century Gothic]"Romance & Cigarettes" is a vulgar, crude and tasteless musical set around a working class neighborhood in Queens. All of which might be slightly excusable if this had been a cheap knockoff made by a young kid right out of film school. It is incomprehensible that John Turturro wrote and directed this mess, considering that he nailed the working class milieu in his directorial debut, the autobiographical "Mac." Even stranger, there is a great and eclectic cast on hand but they are unable to make any difference, especially considering that Aida Turturro and Mary-Louise Parker are cast as teenagers.(Steve Buscemi, Mandy Moore, Christopher Walken, Eddie Izzard and Barbara Sukowa are also in the cast.) The so-called plot involves Nick Murder(James Gandolfini) having an affair with Tula(Kate Winslet), much to the consternation of his wife(Susan Sarandon). In order to please his mistress, he goes to get a circumcision.(Aren't guys supposed to think with their penises, not about them?) But by the end, everybody comes to their collective senses and the movie at least partially redeems itself but by then it is too late.[/font]

• Sol C

  
  The film isn't bad but it isn't great either. John Turturro has a good idea with the story of this film, but he didn't execute it correctly on screen. The film seemed like an attempt to make a Coen Bros. type of film like "Oh Brother Where Art Though?" That… More
  The film isn't bad but it isn't great either. John Turturro has a good idea with the story of this film, but he didn't execute it correctly on screen. The film seemed like an attempt to make a Coen Bros. type of film like "Oh Brother Where Art Though?" That film was much better than this one. The film reminded me of films like "Everyone Says I Love You" and "American Beauty". Turturro does cast a great ensemble for the film. The problem with the film is that it feels unbalanced and uneven stylewise. Some of the musical sequence were great and funny and others were too over the top and not good.

• Alec B

  
  The most basic thing you have to do for a musical is establish 'the rules' of the world it takes place in. Are the songs part of that reality or are they the fantasy of one or more of the characters? Even the film Chicago (which I'm not crazy about) establishes this and… More
  The most basic thing you have to do for a musical is establish 'the rules' of the world it takes place in. Are the songs part of that reality or are they the fantasy of one or more of the characters? Even the film Chicago (which I'm not crazy about) establishes this and this movie does not. That and the movie is all over the place, is it a comedy, or a romance, or a bittersweet drama,etc.? Its a experimental film to be sure, but its one that fails.

• Yinalí R

  
  I absolutely loved this movie!!! It's a must see!

• Joey N

  
  I enjoyed this less and less as it went on, and even fast forwarded the last 5-10 minutes so it would be over. But what it does have going for it: originality and a game Kate Winslet. I just thought there'd be more music.... And I'm so tired of Christopher Walken and his… More
  I enjoyed this less and less as it went on, and even fast forwarded the last 5-10 minutes so it would be over. But what it does have going for it: originality and a game Kate Winslet. I just thought there'd be more music.... And I'm so tired of Christopher Walken and his unamusing, no-longer-against-type comedy roles.

• Daniel P

  
  A wannabe "The Singing Detective" for the noughties, this gets props for having a stellar cast - Winslet, Gandolfini, Sarandon, not to mention the fantastic Mary Louise-Parker - but loses points for the sudden gear change in pace and story about two-thirds through, from… More
  A wannabe "The Singing Detective" for the noughties, this gets props for having a stellar cast - Winslet, Gandolfini, Sarandon, not to mention the fantastic Mary Louise-Parker - but loses points for the sudden gear change in pace and story about two-thirds through, from which it never recovers (although this does at least allow for some good acting). The film sludges through its final reel, and what is actually a failry short film conversely feels dragged out, because we haven't had enough time with all the characters (Gandolfini and Sarandon aside, the other players are mostly pushed to the background). Still worth a watch though.

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