Santa With Muscles (1996)

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Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne (famed wrestler turned actor Hulk Hogan) has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun… More Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne (famed wrestler turned actor Hulk Hogan) has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Rating, Runtime: PG, 1 hr. 37 min.
Directed By: John Murlowski
Written By: Fred Mata, Jonathan Bond, Dorrie Krum Raymond
Genres: Action & Adventure, Kids & Family, Comedy

In Theaters: Jun 1, 1997 Wide
Studio: Cabin Fever Entertainment

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Kalel J

Absolutely atrocious filmmaking, but what can you expect from the wrestler Hullk Hogan in a starring role? There is next to no believable charisma in this man and upon viewing this film it shows that every other facet suffers from the exact same lacklustre qualities. For a… More
Absolutely atrocious filmmaking, but what can you expect from the wrestler Hullk Hogan in a starring role? There is next to no believable charisma in this man and upon viewing this film it shows that every other facet suffers from the exact same lacklustre qualities. For a children's movie, Santa With Muscles has some potential for cheesy entertainment, but even for kids this movie will be shown as a sad endeavour for promotion and laughs. In time this film might make my worst films ever list, but for now it retains an extra half star for it's sheer qualities of it being a christman movie, which are notorious for making bad productions.
Dillon L

Most wrestlers should always refrain from acting, on and off the rink.
Matthew Y

For anyone who adores terribly bad cinema and delights in awful performances Holly Hulk Hogan must seem like a gift from god. Santa With Muscles is one of the few films you know is going to be so so so bad just by its title. Sold as a Holiday film this doozey is one for the ages in… More
For anyone who adores terribly bad cinema and delights in awful performances Holly Hulk Hogan must seem like a gift from god. Santa With Muscles is one of the few films you know is going to be so so so bad just by its title. Sold as a Holiday film this doozey is one for the ages in ridiculous concepts. To say it has bad acting, writing, or directing is pretty pointless, something tells me no one was putting in their best effort here.