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Plot:
Jolly old Saint Nick (Bill Goldberg) isn't making a gift list this year -- he's making a hit list, checking it twice and unleashing his inner demon for an unforgettably terrifying Christmas. A ...( read more 
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Recent Reviews
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MCT:July 7, 2008really good horror/comedy totally funny at times with really crazy death scenes and bill goldberg is damn awesome!
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MCT:April 3, 2008
Pro wrestler Bill Goldberg as Santa AND Satan. Need I say more? Well,since this list is about LOST stars in movies, I'll mention that Emilie De Ravin (Claire Littleton) has a starring role and she looks gorgeous! She also does some hip hoppin. A big leap from Claire indeed.
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MCT:March 21, 2008I have never seen such a terrible movie.Its creators must have been drug addicts or something. Don't watch it! Never! That's my friendly advice!
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MCT:January 24, 2008This s Not for young children or any one that faints at the sight of Blood But I love this movie I have watched it maybe 20 times lol
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MCT:January 5, 2008It's not that I have any warm and fuzzy feeling about christmas or anything, but it really looks like shit. :)
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MCT:December 29, 2007
The film opens up with a bang, with Santa massacring an entire family, but then it slows down immediately, as they attempt to build a back-story. To be honest, I couldn't care less, it would have been both scarier and funnier if Santa started offing people for no reason, but nevermind, I guess they couldn't come up with enough action to fill an entire runtime, so they had to pad it out with b-movie crud.
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MCT:December 21, 2007
Bill Goldberg is Santa, who is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel. Now he goes on a killing rampage, with his trusty white flesh-eating bison driving his sleigh.
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MCT:December 20, 2007This movie is why I love the B genre. It wasn't all gore, but it had some great moments..and the one liners just make this movie excel.
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MCT:November 30, 2007
Santa is really a demon who loses a bet to a game of curl to Michael the angel, and has to do community service as a jolly gift giver. But his time is up, and now he kills people. Pretty ridiculous, but somewhat fun. In the first scene he kills a bunch of known actors who all play a quick cameo. Sadly, another film that tries to turn wrestlers into actors.
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MCT:September 4, 2007
One of the most OTT movies you'll ever see. Although most are likely to say this film is rubbish, if you enjoy slasher flicks with ridiculous plots and low budgets, then you'll love it!
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MCT:August 29, 2007
Not as bad as I thought it would be. It actually had a couple of funny parts in it. The cast in the beginning was also a surprise.
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MCT:August 26, 2007
Come on! A killer Santa Claus! How much cooler can you get? Bill Goldberg delivers the laughs as well as the maniacal murders. And there's a very fun scene where we see how Santa had to be good after losing a bet with an angel that's completely in claymation.
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MCT:August 23, 2007
the greatest and probably only christmas horror comedy ever made and probably the funniest movie ever
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MCT:August 11, 2007I wrote a script years ago about a killer santa LoL you dont wanna know about the other scripts. Rather brutal!
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MCT:August 5, 2007
Twisted and Demented way of scaring the hell out of children. Not a childs movie but what a movie.
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MCT:July 21, 2007
okay this is as cheesy as it gets. which means i loved it. goldberg plays santa which is cool as hell. there's quite a few moments where you think to yourself 'i can't believe they're doing this!' definitely my favorite dark christmas movie.
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MCT:July 16, 2007
Its hard to tell if the director was trying to make a scary movie and failed miserably, or if he was trying to make a comedy and did a pretty good job. It was funny, though.
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MCT:June 18, 2007I for one was startled at how good this movie was. Given to me by a friend as a gag I sat down and watched and found myself laughing and enjoying it greatly. What makes this movie good is the fact the director and the actors understand they are making a goofy movie and they are having fun with it. Goldberg is ideal for such a role and did much of his own stunts, adding to the fun. This movie is worthy of a renting and having a few drinks and a load of laughs.
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MCT:May 16, 2007
This movie isn't the bottom of the barrell. It's below barrell's. It doesn't even know what a barrell is. Just look at the cover. Hilarious, right? Well, guess what - the movie IS hilarious. Side splitting. I laughed longer and harder in this film than Borat, and that was a 4 star comedy. I've talked a lot lately about bad movies that know they're bad, that try to be bad, and love being bad, so they therefore become good (Snakes on a Plane, Congo, Planet Terror, etc). Now here comes a movie that's so bad it goes past good and right back to bad again. Let me describe the opening scene. Christmas dinner. James Caan is there. They all eat. Then Santa comes from the chimney and kicks the dog into the ceiling fan. He throws a Christmas star into the head of one person, decapitates another, and burns one girl to the ground as she screams "I've been good this year!!!" Oh, and he stabs James Caan's hands and then kills him by choking him with a Christmas turkey leg. You may have chuckled when you read that. I know I did. I was almost crying laughing when it was playing. But I guess there's a point where a bad movie is only in on the joke for so long, and even then - why bother? Yes, this film, unlike many other unintentionally funny horror films (like "Boo"), is also a comedy. They want you to laugh, as is evidenced in the scene where Santa, the spawn of Satan, is forced to be "good" for 1000 years from losing a Curling game. Or what about the line "I just wanna spread a little holiday FEAR!" I mean, it is a very, very funny movie. But it's so aggressively awful, so unbelieveably bad, so terrible in every conceivable way, that even while you're laughing your shaking your head increduously, wondering "How the hell did they DO this?" Now, I've got this flick on my Worst 100 Films of all time list. In fact, it's in my top 5 I believe. But the strange thing is that I would sooner watch this again than dozens of other films on that list. It's never boring, and it's never tedious, and when you're getting drunk with friends, you'll have a blast watching this. Good Lordy By, it actually sounds like I'm recommending this goshawful film. But that's the strange sort of spell Santa's Slay leaves - you'll never see anything worse, but you'll also never see anything funnier.
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nbhatti3000posted 217 days ago -
If you're expecting a movie called "Santa's Slay" to be about the true meaning of Christmas, it's pretty clear that you have trouble interpreting movie titles.
I mean, look at the DVD cover! I don't know about you, Mr. Censorship-Is-Good-Blasphemy-Is-Bad, but that doesn't look like traditional, family-friendly holiday fare to me.
And personally, I don't know what's more offensive: a movie that's in bad taste but meant to be fun and entertaining, or saying that anyone who enjoys said movie and gives it good reviews and ratings has no common sense...posted 293 days ago -
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Pathetic...
Criticizing a movie that,s meant to be fun because of religion...posted 460 days ago -
This movie not only goes against the santa clause stuff which is already not true. But is alright as long as you tell your kids what Christmas is really about and that is Jesus Christ. But this movie goes against the real meaning of Christmas and that's the birth of Christ. This movie is obscene it should not have got any stars from the critics at all if they had the least bit of commen sense but wait a sec they don't have commen saense so durr they are going to gave a movie that goes against God stars {yea} And the people will support it. But this movie is wrong and should have never made it to the theatre's {it's blasphme} And all I can say is {Boo!}
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