Do me a favor. Think of all the shittiest plotted, acted, dialogued, effected, & illogically plotted movies you have watched. Now put all those movies into one, & you'll get "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon". There are almost no words to how laughable this movie is.… More
Do me a favor. Think of all the shittiest plotted, acted, dialogued, effected, & illogically plotted movies you have watched. Now put all those movies into one, & you'll get "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon". There are almost no words to how laughable this movie is. This is one of those movies where it's so bad, it terrible, & hilarious.
To sum it all up, all you have to watch is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc No really, that short clip form the movie is all you need to watch to know how bad this movie is. But if you want to keep reading, be my guest.
Where to begin? The acting in this movie make's the acting from A nightmare on Elm Street (re-image), Twilight & One Missed Call (remake) look like An American Beauty's acting. For real, this movie has probably the worst acting ever next to Dracula 300, & House of the Dead.
The special effects? Wow, just wow, I honestly could go on for hours saying how bad they are. You're just getting enlarged stock clips of a great white shark with very bad editing to make it look gigantic. The effects looked terrible to me even when I was only 13, 14 or 15 years old when I went to get my teeth checked in TJ (Tijuana). No wonder it's also called the "Stock photo movie".
Plot. I have no words to how illogically written it is.
Dialogue, don't get me started. "Oh my god, oh my go! Ohhh mmyyyy Gooooood!" dirty barnacles what is it with crappy movie using that same line over & over again? That was the exact same crap you get when you watch Troll 2. "They're eating her, & then they're going to eat me. Oh my Goooooooooooooooooood!!" D: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egwD4jTo3GE Seriously, watch this movie (Shark Attack 3) with subtitles, because at least the subtitles know how to act.
Final summation, this movie is just the worst special effects, acting, dialogue, & plot put together in one. You can watch House of the Dead rather than this movie & you'd still have the same effect.