Lia Montelongo, Martin Shannon, Dave Larsen

When an unexpected detour leads five college friends into the sinister Galloway Forest -- where strange disappearances and cannibalism are common -- their plans for a weekend getaway head south. Assur...( read more  read more... )ing her friends they can stay with her uncle instead, Lisa (Lia Montelongo) is shocked to find him missing, with a mysterious key left as the only clue to his whereabouts. Dave Larsen, Melissa Mountifield and Robin Brown co-star.

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Unrated, 90 min.

Directed by: Tiffany Kilbourne

Release Date: February 3, 2004

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DVD Release Date: February 3, 2004

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  • May 15, 2008
    Over the top comedy horror, not sure if it was supposed to be. Very low budget with lots of girls in showers, obviously!
  • July 16, 2007
    There is no chemistry between anyone, nobody reacts to what the previous person has said without a discernable delay, and I really think the box that the DVD comes in has more of an emotional range. I would like to say that all the nudity redeemed things but even that was so uner...( read more)otic that there was nothing good about this film at all.
  • January 1, 2009
    When I see the words "high school" or "college" and "students" in the first three sentences of the DVD jacket description of a horror movie, I want to hug the publicists for extending me an UTTER CRAP WARNING!
  • October 24, 2008
    Horror-Porn shouldn't even be on Flixster.
  • September 6, 2008
    Worse vampire movie i have ever watched,total crap.
  • July 25, 2008
    Wow. That?s it. Wow. This shot on video vampire epic had more gratuitous nudity than this humble reviewer has seen in many a moon. In a nutshell, 5 teenagers (all played by thirty and forty-something non-actors) are driving to a concert. They decide to spend the night at the home...( read more) of one of the girl?s uncle. Unbeknownst to the group is the fact that Uncle Marty (Martin Shannon) is an ages old vampire, who happens to be the horniest man on the face of the planet. Before we?re even 10 minutes into the film, we have already had full frontal nudity, more penis jokes than you can shake a stick at, a vomiting stripper and the debut of the completely over the top Uncle Marty. It just gets better. Characters start to die and come back (it really doesn?t matter in what order) and EVERYONE gets naked. The cast is comprised of a Penthouse model (Robin Brown), a tight real-life fitness instructor (Lia Montelongo) and a Troma Tromette, a girl that was in an ad in the back of Playboy and a few other local strippers. Shower of Blood is definitely cheaper than a nudie bar and there is no drink minimum. The story is generic kids in a vampire?s house sort of routine, the acting is atrocious and there is a hilarious (unintentionally) sequence of computer generated effects straight out of Super Mario Brothers. On the plus side, there are tons and tons of silicone enhanced breasts, some inventive death scenes, more breasts, great vampire transformations, more breasts and then it is over. The directorial debut of Tiffany Kilbourne is must-see exploitation! DVD transfer is superb (and it should be, considering the movie was shot on Betacam) and features a behind the scenes (more breasts) and a still gallery (of breasts and blood). All you mammophiles out there, get in line to rent Shower of Blood. You won?t be disappointed.
  • March 16, 2008
    must see! Lia Montelongo nude!

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  • dracken
    July 7, 2007
    well theres lots of sexy topless girls being bitten so it's ok by me lol

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