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Artie Baxter, Blake Lively, Bruce Glover, Carrie Finklea, Crispin Glover
Setting out for a great spring break vacation in the woods, five teens, including Jenny (Blake Lively, TV’s "Gossip Girl," The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1 & 2), run into local twins Simon and ...( read more
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Id: 10860948
Moron characters that you care about anyway a few minutes before they die, inventive kills, a high gory body count and a demented killer in the form of Crispin Glover.
THIS is how you make an entertaing slasher movie.
One of the worst Horror films ever made! It?s a complete rip off of other teen Horror movies with terrible acting and over the top clichés.
Honestly the chances are you have seen it all before!!
bit of a dog horror. can't even fall back on the "it's so cheesy it's funny and good" line
Pretty fucking awful. Crispin Glover has given some fine performances in the past but what the hell is this? He gives possibly the worst performance of the whole film. It's stupid as hell as well, with the ending seeing a girl burst through a charred corpse and the often mentione...( read more)
Don't get me wrong - Simon Says is an absolutely abysmal film. Everything about it, save Crispin Glover's performance, is complete garbage. It's that bad. But, in being that bad, it has lapped the quality scale four times and ended up as a totally awesome movie. Heat-seeking ...( read more)
SIMON SAYS (2006)
Directed by William Dear.
A pair of hillbilly psycho-twins slaughter the requisite group of stereotypical American teens camping in the American backwoods.
The 'humour' is non-existent, the acting truly dreadful, & the script an embarr...( read more)
I watched this because I like Crispin Glover and figured it was an R rated movie with Blake Lively in it, we might see more than just the shitty cleavage she shows on Gossip Girl each week (which is much appreciated, by the way).. well, she's in it for a total of 17 seconds. The ...( read more)
The only reason this mess got three stars from me is that just about anything Crispin Glover is in, he is over the top cool. Other than Glover's portrayal of psychotic backwoods twins, this is just another formula slasher in the woods film. It was good to see Crispin's dad Bruce ...( read more)
Simon says is just a silly film,but not horrible.Is a campy & goofy horror film that isn't meant to be taken seriously.It has a slow start,but after 25-30 mins then it goes at a good pace.The film delivers few decent scenes that were entertaining,some nice gory moments,nice setti...( read more)
