Simon Sez
Simon Sez (1999)

Former basketball star Dennis Rodman stars in this action-and-espionage thriller as Simon, an Interpol agent called into action when the daughter of a close friend is abducted. In order to track down the kidnappers, Simon seeks the… More

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Rated: PG-13
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Release Date: August 28, 2001
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Critic Score: 0% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews
Entertainment Weekly

This cockamamy action flick is excruciatingly formulaic -- brimming with spy movie cliches but devoid of the genre's fun, upper-class pretensions.

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Lawrence Van Gelder
New York Times

Neither the Rivera scenery nor the martial arts of Xiong Xin Xin, much less the automotive stunts attributable to Remy Julienne, can lift Simon Sez beyond the very ordinary.

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Chris Gore
Film Threat

It's as painful to watch as Rodman's star-posturing interviews.

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Nathan Rabin
AV Club

Dennis Rodman may be a great rebounder, but as a pop-culture icon, he's a one-trick pony.

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Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times

Movies and Rodman would seem to be made for each other, but the pictures will have to start getting better than this one.

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Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com

If you must watch it -- and I shudder to imagine the circumstances under which one must -- watch it in a light mood, perhaps under the influence of something.

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Joe Leydon
Variety

A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.

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Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide's Movie Guide

This on-the-cheap action thriller appears to exist purely as a showcase for the limited talents of self-created caricature Dennis Rodman, who in turn clearly needs to exploit himself while the exploiting is good.

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Dwayne E. Leslie
Boxoffice Magazine

The film's feeble attempts at humor are tedious; like the character of Nick, the film quickly goes from being funny to silly to annoying.

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Flixster Audience Score: 17% Flixster User Reviews
Steve K
Total indefensible trash. Great stuff.
Stephen Earnest
Sweet Jesus God Almighty, what have we here! Who in their right mind would even come close to imagining such an awful movie? What did the people involved with… More
Stephen Earnest
Sweet Jesus God Almighty, what have we here! Who in their right mind would even come close to imagining such an awful movie? What did the people involved with… More