Snakes on a Train
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A cursed woman sends a train literally into the mouth of a giant snake in this Snakes on a Plane knock-off from Asylum Entertainment. After a couple flees an unsuccessful attempt to marry one of them off to royalty, a curse is laid upon the woman which makes her puke up snakes every few minutes -- a fate that can only be cured by a distant relative. Unfortunately the snakes keep on coming and soon a horde of these man-eating reptiles begin to terrorize a passenger train whose final destination is nowhere other than ludicrous land. The director, Peter Mervis, also helmed the similar - but much… More
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Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"Unfortunately, neither undiscriminating action fans nor connoisseurs of high camp will find much bite in this latest direct-to-video product from The Asylum."
‑ Joe Leydon, Variety
"The Mallachi Brothers truly impress. Too bad they got stuck with a screenplay that can't hold itself above water and a studio stuck in one heck of a lame rut."
‑ David Cornelius, Hollywood Bitchslap
"It's not nearly as awesome as it sounds."
‑ Josh Bell, Las Vegas Weekly
"Asylum scores yet again with a hackneyed, lazy, horribly directed, and boring rip-off of another better film..."
‑ Felix Vasquez Jr., Cinema Crazed
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