Snatch Reviews and Ratings



  • November 21, 2009
    Similiar to Get Shorty or The Bank Job, after it has finished, you ask yourself: "What the f*ck just happened?" In a good sense. The story is humorously good and Brad Pitt is wonderful as always.
  • November 18, 2009
    Esperaba algo bueno..... No Algo EXCELENTE!
  • November 16, 2009
    One of my all time favorite movies. Brad Pitt made it for me with his accent.
  • November 13, 2009
    Ritchie has a certain style about him when it comes to his filmmaking. He's slick where most people try to be too slick but his films have just the right amount of action and comedy to them. This one is a classic boasting a pretty impressive cast, most notably Brad Pitt as a Pike...( read more)y bareknuckles boxer and Jason Statham in a good role where he's not kicking the shit out of everybody in sight.. And Benicio Del Toro dressed as a rabbi. Is that classic? You decide!
  • November 13, 2009
    Fun movie if you understand Brad Pitt?!
  • November 12, 2009
    Very, very good! A must see especially if you loved Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels!
  • November 9, 2009
    this movie is funny especialy the fat guy tyron trying to get out the car.
  • November 7, 2009
    I'm still confused as to why Guy Richie is known as a 'struggling director'. They only movie that even hinted at the label was 'Swept Away' starring his ex wife, the queen of pop herself, Madonna. It was a diaster waiting to happen, which even he admitted to regretting. To produc...( read more)e a rom com is insanity when his directing skills are designed for such brilliant films as this. Not giving anything away, but if you're a 'Lock, stock...' fan, then this is the movie for you.
  • November 6, 2009
    Gotta Love the Gypsie's!
  • November 5, 2009
    I heard it was funny...dunno
  • November 5, 2009
    i like the part when the two idiots try to get out a door and can't then the other guy opens it from the outside







    i liked Brad Pitt's charater in this movie and Jason Statham too
  • October 29, 2009
    Favorite Guy Richie movie.
  • October 27, 2009
    Fantastic! :D Was gonna see it becuse it had both Benicio and Brad in it and it turned out to be a awesome movie. Brad Pitt just make one of his many unforgettable performances in this. Wasn't a big Guy Ritchie fan before, but I gues I am now!
  • October 21, 2009
    Eye reckumend this moovy fir ay curivan!
    loved how you couldn't understand anything Brad Pitt was saying laughed for a good five minutes when i first saw the scene.
  • October 19, 2009
    Luv da cast ... kewl movie!!!!
  • October 13, 2009

  • October 11, 2009
    Guy Ritchie Gives Us His Masterpiece! The Story Of Many Men After One Diamond Has Lots Of Twists & Turns But All Comes Together In The End. Badass' Include Brad Pitt (In A Very Unusual Role), Vinnie Jones, Dennis Farina, & A Brilliant Performance From Jason Statham. ALL MUST SEE ...( read more)SNATCH!!!!!
  • October 9, 2009
    The best Guy Richie film imo. he has an incredible cast and directing pattern. Also, I would be doing the movie a great injusice if I didn't mention the beautiful Pikie performance by Pitt.
  • October 8, 2009
    Brad Pitt,Benito Del Toro,Dennis Farino,darkly comic crime thriller
  • October 3, 2009
    This is one of my favorite films. It was very funny and cool.
  • October 1, 2009
    Excellent. Very clever, quick and fucking funny.
  • September 26, 2009
    "Bueno, ya veo que tu eres el gran pene y esos que tienes a los lados son tus bolas. Hay dos tipos de bolas: bolas grandes de macho y bolas pequeñitas de marica. Los penes tienen instinto y visión clara, pero no son listas. Cuando huelen a vagina, quieren entrar en acción, y tú q...( read more)ue creías que habías olido una buena vagina y te has traído a tus dos bolas de marica para que también se unan a la fiesta. Pero te has confundido de fiesta. Aquí no hay vaginas, sólo una sifilis que te harán desear ser mujer. Como verga ya empiezas a tener dudas, empiezas a arrugarte, y tus dos pequeñas bolas también se arrugan. Y el hecho de que tengas la palabra REPLICA escrito en tu pistola, junto al hecho de que yo tenga DESERT EAGLE .50 escrito en la mía, debería precipitar el encogimiento de tus bolasy de tu presencia. Y ahora? larguense." no puede haber una mejor explicacioin que esa
  • September 26, 2009
    A film about boxing, diamonds, gangsters pretending to be Jews, a fat getaway driver, a rather vicious dog and man eating pigs. Guy Richie has followed the success of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels with an equally stunning and ambitious return just as Tarantino did with Pulp...( read more) Fiction. The characters are so colourful they jump right off the screen, the dialogue so snappy you want to learn it by heart and the acting simply wonderful. Vinnie Jones reveals he can act and Brad Pitt shows that he is far more than a pretty face and could well win a best supporting actor oscar for his role as Irish Mickey. See this movie!!!!
  • September 22, 2009
    Nonstop stylish fun a la Tarantino, bold and badass.

    84/100
  • September 22, 2009
    This movie proves that Guy Richie is a genius in making gangster crime movies and Brad Pitt is one of the great actors of our time capable of delivering a performance that not only stands out in a film but elevates it as a whole.

    There are so many memorable quotes that we have ...( read more)drinking games to them. This is one of my all time favorite British films and tops Richie's previous gem Lock stock and two smoking barrels.
  • September 17, 2009
    Louco,divertido um dos meus preferidos,aliás Guy Ritchie sempre impressiona com seus dubles bandidos atrapalhados.
  • September 17, 2009
    a smart complicated story and a twist at the end everything is perfect especially soundtracks .
  • September 14, 2009
    Another good movie from guy ritchie
  • September 14, 2009
    It's the brilliant cast that make Snatch a great movie because it certainly isn't Guy Ritchie's irritating script and average direction!
  • September 9, 2009
    What did Brad Pitt say - he's really good in this one
  • September 7, 2009
    Had high hopes, they were not met. Pitt had a great performance.
  • September 7, 2009
    Sulla stessa riga di Lock & Stock, molto godible anche questo
  • September 6, 2009
    rythmé, drôle, entrainant
  • September 3, 2009
    De las mejores bandas sonoras de las pelis, excelente humor negro, una maravilla de Ritchie convertida en 8 mm
  • August 30, 2009
    "You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster."

    This film is freaking hilarious, I never get tired of it. Guy Ritchie is a genius, and this is his best work up to date, both in writing and in directing. And by...( read more) the way, Brad Pitt's character in this is just priceless. Definitely worth a watch.
  • August 30, 2009
    The cinematography and performances are fantastic as well. EvThe performances. Brad Pitt. Absolutely amazing, as he delivers a funny performance, that is funny because we don't know what the heck he is talking about. But in other way, it isn't always funny, and that was very inte...( read more)resting, because Brad Pitt achieved to perform a funny role when it had to be and a serious role when it had to be.en the soundtrack is perfect.
  • August 28, 2009
    Guy Ritchie på sitt beste
  • August 26, 2009
    i have it, just haven't gotten around to watching it.
  • August 25, 2009
    Really? Mafia guys and drunken gypsy's beating the piss out of each other? I'm so in.
  • August 24, 2009
    im just enjoying this type of movie..full of surprises and enjoying how all the characters in this movie connected each other..typical guy ritchie's movie
  • August 22, 2009
    so bloody awesome !!
    where the f*ck was i when they showed this movie on tv ?!!! so gr8 actually !
    but it was deeply sad that benicio's part was a lil pit short !!
    like the last scene a lot :)
    lucky Turkish :P:P:P
    incredibly fantastic !
  • August 22, 2009
    lots of actions & twists & interesting characters... my faves Jason Statham & Benicio Del Toro are fantastic...
  • August 21, 2009
    Awesome!

    Turkish (Jason Statham), boxing promoter gets into trouble when he becomes involved in big time criminal Brick Top (Alan Ford), who wants him to arrange a fight. Things get complicated when the boxer they had lined up gets the shit kicked out of him by a 'pikey' Micke...( read more)y (Brad Pitt).
    Meanwhile, a diamond theft Franky Four Fingers (Benicio Del Toro), goes down but the 84 karat stone he stole goes missing. This leads Avi (Dennis Farina), the boss who was supposed to receive the stone, to come to England to search for it, with the help of his cousin, Doug The Head (Mike Reid) and Bullet Tooth Tony (Vinnie Jones).
    As events twist and turn, the two situations blend into one with a chain reaction of events carrying on for each and every character.

    Great set of actors, interesting way of filming, great characters. The movie is awesome.

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    Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
    Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
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    Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
    Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
    Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.
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    Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
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    Avi: Eighty-six carats.
    Rosebud: Where?
    Avi: London.
    Rosebud: London?
    Avi: London.
    Avi's Colleague: London?
    Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.
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    Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
    Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.
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    Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: [referring to Tommy's gun] Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.
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  • August 21, 2009
    A typical Guy Ritchie film. I love Jason Statham. A decent film all round...
  • August 21, 2009
    Guy Ritchie's follow up to Lock, Stock is equal mix of violence and black humour. This time with a few movie stars in the mix.
  • August 21, 2009
    One of the best movies ever
  • August 18, 2009
    Guy Ritchie's second feature is an effective gangster film that strikes a balance between drama and parody. Ritchie is an incredibly gifted visual director whose style is a tribute to the kinetic, hyperrealistic MTV aesthetics. In addition to his technical prowess Ritchie display...( read more)s a strong sense for storytelling. He interweaves different storylines which ultimately coalesce. The dramaturgy is economical incorporating several small climaxes and a final twist. The characters are designed as types but Ritchie still takes time to flesh them out adequately. Their motivations are clearly defined. The interplay of the images and the sound is particularly notable and deserves special attention. Ritchie accompanies the action set pieces with a vibrant, energetic soundtrack that highlights the visceral tension. 'Snatch' demonstrates Ritchie's directorial talent. The performances are topnotch across the board, the editing is crisp and well-paced and the cinematography is inventive and refreshing. Overall, it is a highly entertaining film.
  • August 17, 2009
    funny and action packed
  • August 17, 2009
    Very entertaining! Fast-paced, funny, violent, and best watched with a bunch of friends so you can mock everyone's incompetency. :D

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