Stag Night (2009)

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• Dean !

  
  A average at best horror film that is a cross breed between the much better Creep and Wrong Turn. It borrows a lot from Creep but doesn't have the same tension, scares, or overall creepiness of that film. There is nothing subtle about this. People end up in the wrong place and… More
  A average at best horror film that is a cross breed between the much better Creep and Wrong Turn. It borrows a lot from Creep but doesn't have the same tension, scares, or overall creepiness of that film. There is nothing subtle about this. People end up in the wrong place and come across some underground cannibals. Some good gore scenes if you like that. Otherwise pretty average going.

• Brian D

  
  Intresting movie offers nothing new but it's well made and nicely acted.Movie gets going very quickly and it don't out stay its welcome with a short running time of 75mins.Some great gore sences and action too.If you looking for something not taxing and a easy watch give… More
  Intresting movie offers nothing new but it's well made and nicely acted.Movie gets going very quickly and it don't out stay its welcome with a short running time of 75mins.Some great gore sences and action too.If you looking for something not taxing and a easy watch give this a go.

• A.D. V

  
  Nothing much worth reporting in this low budget survival slasher. It's an uninspired amalgam of Creep and Wrong Turn except the tunnel dwellers all look like Rob Zombie.

• Todd S

  
  Cannibalistic, machete wielding, homeless men, living in the NYC subway system, where they raise families, keep farm animals, and can tap into electricity and cable tv. Yes, this movie is THAT bad! I don't mind a gorefest, but this movie wasn't even scary. There was zero… More
  Cannibalistic, machete wielding, homeless men, living in the NYC subway system, where they raise families, keep farm animals, and can tap into electricity and cable tv. Yes, this movie is THAT bad! I don't mind a gorefest, but this movie wasn't even scary. There was zero character development, as they spend all of about 10 minutes on a background story. It's just a bad movie, basically just a chase through the subway tunnels. We all know what's going to happen! What a fucking waste of time!

• Jason C

  
  There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING appealing about this movie. The story has nothing to offer, and at no time is it interesting. The actors are a few familiar "where have I seen him/her before" faces who have nowhere to go with this massively lame script. "Where the… More
  There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING appealing about this movie. The story has nothing to offer, and at no time is it interesting. The actors are a few familiar "where have I seen him/her before" faces who have nowhere to go with this massively lame script. "Where the hell did these Rob Zombie, hatchet wielding "mutant" type people come from," is all I kept asking myself throughout the movie. Avoid this at all costs, even if you're just looking for a cheesy horror film. It's a mess of a movie that uses all of the worst horror gimmicks you've ever seen in bad slasher flicks. I felt sorry for the actors who had to suffer this.

• Nick G

  
  Imagine you're an idiot who can't find your way out of a paper bag. Now imagine in that paper bag are the combined homicidal offspring of Rob Zombie, the neanderthal's from the Progressive commercials, and a family of inbred chimpanzees. Imagine that for whatever… More
  Imagine you're an idiot who can't find your way out of a paper bag. Now imagine in that paper bag are the combined homicidal offspring of Rob Zombie, the neanderthal's from the Progressive commercials, and a family of inbred chimpanzees. Imagine that for whatever reason, they want nothing more than to feed you to their trusty dogs that live in the one square mile of underground they call home; which, you couldn't find your way out of after 90 minutes of running, screaming and jitterer on crack camera work. That's this movie. Now imagine that you watched all 90 minutes of it like an even bigger idiot...... that's me -- son of a (@#!( I really wanted to like this movie. I very easily could have. It's got my favorite quirk: complete isolation.. with lots of opportunity for scares and suspense as a horror / thriller hybrid. These are opportunities lost though, and there are tons of ways this movie could have been done better, and very few that could have been done worse. Something as simple as reworking the annoying, grunting and moaning feral humans - which are apparently capable of stealing cable and electricity, but fail at life in every other way - and explaining their motivations with the dogs would go far. I'd give it one star.. except I really like the whole lost in the subway system angle. It was done better by Creep, and The Midnight Meat Train.. as well as many others.. but they get a bonus for going that route.. plus a halfway decent cast.

• Christopher B

  
  I'm usually the first guy to defend a lot of Ghosthouse Underground releases. No worries with me doing that with this turkey.

• John M

  
  'Stag Night' was a pretty decent low-budget horror flick, which delivered for what it was. It uses clichés well, fast pace and some solid gore.

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