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A family goes through some changes when an unusual sort of drifter crosses their path in this independent coming-of-age drama. Jake (Danny Alexander) is a homeless 15-year-old kid with a fondness for stealing things and a precocious appetite for older women. Jake is passing through a small Montana town as he continues his search for the mother who abandoned him years before when he meets Tucker (Hunter Parrish) while stealing the radio out of his truck. Though Tucker is a bit older than Jake, Jake's rough-and-tumble existence has added a few years to his life experience, and after a… More
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 44%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"Steal Me is a beautifully realized small film of understated power."
‑ Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times
"Drifter comes to small town, gets all the ladies hot. But it's not the steamy, literate Picnic, starring William Holden - instead it's the pretentious Steal Me, an artily photographed, puzzlingly acted indie."
‑ Jami Bernard, New York Daily News
"[Painter's] best achievement is the way she skillfully manipulates her almost-known cast into complicated characters that you can care about."
‑ Harry Haun, Film Journal International
"The plot is never overwrought, but it never fully ripens either, mostly because of some of the actors' self-consciousness and the stop-and-go pace."
‑ Kent Turner,
"Nobody in the film is going to steal the audience's attention span."
‑ Jeremy Mathews, Film Threat
"It's not really original stuff, and there are few genuine surprises, but Painter skillfully layers visual details and off-the-cuff dialogue into a smart, condescension-free piece on small towns and the complicated lives they contain."
‑ Ernest Hardy, L.A. Weekly
"Solid performances can't save Melissa Painter's pretentious teen drama Steal Me, which plays like a cross between Dangerous Skin (without the gay sex) and Picnic (without the production values or credible situations)."
‑ Lou Lumenick, New York Post
"The often meandering Steal Me is a film that says just enough and leaves the rest to us to work out."
‑ Jonathan W. Hickman, Entertainment Insiders
"The result is a film imbued with the tender awkwardness and poignancy of those first wary explorations--those electric moments that occur in the small space between childhood and newly discovered maturity."
‑ , E! Online
"A garbage bin for contrived poetic platitudes and ruminations on sex and stealing."
‑ Ed Gonzalez, Slant Magazine
"Everything about Steal Me, the new feature from the writer and director Melissa Painter, feels dangerously overripe."
‑ Jeannette Catsoulis, New York Times
"Steal Me has at least one indie-film cliché too many."
‑ Ben Kenigsberg, Village Voice
"If Alexander's performance isn't exactly a revelation, he's modest enough to allow pros like Seymour, a gifted actress usually relegated to supporting roles, do their thing."
‑ Ken Fox, TV Guide's Movie Guide
"Big Sky Country offers up an introspective teen drama about a teenage kleptomaniac who can't steal a break."
‑ Ron Wilkinson, Monsters and Critics
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