Steal Me

Steal Me (2005)

  • 44% of critics liked it
    (16 reviews)

  • 41% of users liked it
    (105 ratings)

A family goes through some changes when an unusual sort of drifter crosses their path in this independent coming-of-age drama. Jake (Danny Alexander) is a homeless 15-year-old kid with a fondness for stealing things and a precocious appetite for older women. Jake is passing through a small Montana… More

Unrated,
Directed By
Genres
Art House & International, Drama
In Theaters
Jun 10, 2005 Wide

Critic Reviews

  • Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times

    Steal Me is a beautifully realized small film of understated power.

  • Jeannette Catsoulis, New York Times

    Everything about Steal Me, the new feature from the writer and director Melissa Painter, feels dangerously overripe.

  • Jami Bernard, New York Daily News

    Drifter comes to small town, gets all the ladies hot. But it's not the steamy, literate Picnic, starring William Holden - instead it's the pretentious Steal Me, an artily photographed, puzzlingly acted indie.

  • Lou Lumenick, New York Post

    Solid performances can't save Melissa Painter's pretentious teen drama Steal Me, which plays like a cross between Dangerous Skin (without the gay sex) and Picnic (without the production values or credible situations).

  • Ben Kenigsberg, Village Voice

    Steal Me has at least one indie-film cliché too many.

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