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STITCHES, starring funny man ROSS NOBLE, is the black-comedy horror that has become one of the most anticipated films of the season. Directed by CONOR MCHAHON (Dead Meat), the film enjoyed a hugely successful screening at this year's Frightfest and won TOTAL FILM's 'Best Death' Award. Jaded Richard Grindle is the sleaziest clown working the children's party circuit in Ireland. Arriving late to one birthday, his timing is off, the bratty kids a nightmare and a prank goes horribly wrong - he falls on a kitchen knife and goes to that Big Top in the sky. Years later the same… More

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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 44%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"It's like a twisted balloon animal filled with blood and guts, waiting to burst."
‑ Nigel Floyd, Time Out
"Neither funny nor scary, just amateurish in a bad student film way."
‑ Alistair Harkness, Scotsman
"Stitches is bursting at the seams with good ideas, but director Conor McMahon stumbles when it comes to the execution."
‑ Niki Boyle, The List
"Anyone with a fear of clowns would suffer an irreversible breakdown if they watched this kids' entertainer as he goes on a murderous spree of vengeance."
‑ Grant Rollings, Sun Online
"Often playing as bright and colourful as the clown's outfit itself, Stitches is better as an idea than it is in execution."
‑ Graham Young, Birmingham Post
"Aiming for a gruesomely silly vibe that plays like equal parts American Pie and Evil Dead 2, Stitches preys on teenage foibles and clown clichés alike, offering mostly solid if not quite cult-classic-level fun."
‑ Todd Gilchrist, ToddGilchrist.com
"Imitation blood flows like a tsunami and the aim of disgusting the audience while raising a few heartless laughs proves moderately successful."
‑ Philip French, Observer [UK]
"This low-budget throwback to Eighties slasher movies is stronger on gory deaths than lethal one-liners but if you have the stomach for it, it's an efficient little shocker."
‑ Allan Hunter, Daily Express
"It somehow wasn't funny or scary enough - though I do have to admit it is always more than revolting enough."
‑ Peter Bradshaw, Guardian
"The horror-comedy genre is notoriously hard to pull off, but this Irish effort makes a decent, trashy fist of it."
‑ Tim Robey, Daily Telegraph
"Stitches has all the makings of a perfect cult classic, effortlessly blending comedically dark clown work by Ross Noble with grade "A" horror shenanigans - plus you can't ignore that distinctively schlocky 80s feel."
‑ Matt Donato, We Got This Covered
"A must for those who appreciate imaginative gore-mongering, with scene after scene of brain-scooping, lung-exploding, eye-javelin-ing brilliance."
‑ Natasha Hodgson, SFX Magazine
"There are moments of inspired black comedy in this Irish slasher spoof, but the movie is undermined by its obviously miniscule budget."
‑ Rich Cline, Contactmusic.com
"There's nothing inherently funny or provocative about a bunch of obnoxious kids being relentlessly horrible to a psychologically troubled peer."
‑ Paul Callaghan, Little White Lies
"Stitches gets the gore-to-laughs ratio exactly right and is often both inventive and side-splittingly funny, but it's also slightly let down by dodgy dialogue, poor performances and lacklustre direction."
‑ Matthew Turner, ViewLondon
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