Suck (2010)

A bottom-shelf bar band gets a second shot at the big time when they're transformed into vampires and start to develop a loyal following. Joey (Rob Stefaniuk) fronts The Winners, a go-nowhere rock group accustomed to playing empty… More

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Rated: R
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Release Date: September 28, 2010
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Critic Score: 44% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews
Tom Russo
Boston Globe

[Not] to be confused with the current Twilight-glomming insta-spoof Vampires Suck -- but that doesn't mean it's an altogether sharper comedy, either.

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Luke Y. Thompson

Cameos from the likes of Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Moby, Iggy Pop, and Alex Lifeson would seem to indicate that this is something to watch...instead, they clue us in that these no-longer-young rockers will apparently do anything for a buck.

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David D'Arcy
Screen International

Stefaniuk, a one-man band as writer, director, actor and author of seven of the film's songs, leavens the schtick of band humour with vampire lore.

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Dennis Harvey

An indie-rock-scene satire (plus vampires) whose songlist vastly outweighs its laugh (let alone scare) quotient.

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Scott Weinberg

A weeknight rental for those who can appreciate material both broadly goofy and amusingly gory.

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Barbara Goslawski
Boxoffice Magazine

Juggling conventions, skewering clichés and referencing genre cues, Stefaniuk packs the film with so many insider jokes that what could have been a wild ride simply isn't.

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Chris Bumbray
JoBlo's Movie Emporium

Like the obscure Vampire musical, ROCKULA- but, you know-good.

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S. James Wegg

The cinema's insatiable appetite for all things vampire has just received a bloody musical helping of rock 'n' roll that aims for the jugular then doesn't let go.

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Flixster Audience Score: 52% Flixster User Reviews
Cynthia S.
Oh so stupid funny. What's not to like? Rollicking fun with cameos by Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Iggy Pop, etc. Campy rock horror flick. I really liked… More
Dean McKenna
Vampires in rock 'n' roll! <i>Suck</i> is a tongue-in-cheek rock'n'roll road movie with a sense of humour blacker than… More
Dead Angel
<b>This movie sucks.</b>
jd cryptic
Not to be confused with that horrible new movie "Vampires Suck". This one is entirely different. I wrote a script similar to this movie, only it was… More
Steve K
A film that had no right to be good, and yet was consistently enjoyable. Not quite the next Rocky Horror like they're making it out to be, but certainly… More
Emily Armstrong
This is the best movie I've seen of the film festival yet. I can't get over what a great sense of humour Rob Stefaniuk has, and it's got… More