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A bottom-shelf bar band gets a second shot at the big time when they're transformed into vampires and start to develop a loyal following. Joey (Rob Stefaniuk) fronts The Winners, a go-nowhere rock group accustomed to playing empty bowling alleys and deserted bars. They've never had a hit, and their manager Jeff (Dave Foley) voids them like the plague. Dumped by his girlfriend and advised by a sinister bartender (Alice Cooper) to simply snuff it, Joey keeps plugging away at his dreams until the one fateful night when everything changes. Hours after disappearing to an after party with a… More
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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 44%

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"[Not] to be confused with the current Twilight-glomming insta-spoof Vampires Suck -- but that doesn't mean it's an altogether sharper comedy, either."
‑ Tom Russo, Boston Globe
"Cameos from the likes of Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Moby, Iggy Pop, and Alex Lifeson would seem to indicate that this is something to watch...instead, they clue us in that these no-longer-young rockers will apparently do anything for a buck."
‑ Luke Y. Thompson, Geekweek
"Stefaniuk, a one-man band as writer, director, actor and author of seven of the film's songs, leavens the schtick of band humour with vampire lore."
‑ David D'Arcy, Screen International
"An indie-rock-scene satire (plus vampires) whose songlist vastly outweighs its laugh (let alone scare) quotient."
‑ Dennis Harvey, Variety
"A weeknight rental for those who can appreciate material both broadly goofy and amusingly gory."
‑ Scott Weinberg, FEARnet
"Juggling conventions, skewering clichés and referencing genre cues, Stefaniuk packs the film with so many insider jokes that what could have been a wild ride simply isn't."
‑ Barbara Goslawski, Boxoffice Magazine
"Like the obscure Vampire musical, ROCKULA- but, you know-good."
‑ Chris Bumbray, JoBlo's Movie Emporium
"The cinema's insatiable appetite for all things vampire has just received a bloody musical helping of rock 'n' roll that aims for the jugular then doesn't let go."
‑ S. James Wegg, JWR
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