Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
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Directed by Bob Clark, Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2 follows a new generation of ultra-smart talking toddlers who have landed in the center of a dastardly scheme perpetrated by media mogul Bill Biscane (Jon Voight). With the help of Kahuna (Leo, Myles, and Gerry Fitzgerald); part spy, part superhero, all baby Archie (Michael and Max Iles); Finkleman (Jordan and Jared Scheiderman); Alex (Joshua and Maxwell Lockhart); and Rosita (Keana and Maia Bastidas), the youngsters set off in hopes of preventing Biscane from launching a state-of-the-art satellite system which, if successful, would be… More
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"Unspeakably ghastly"
‑ Joanne Kaufman, Wall Street Journal
"No worry about brainwashing kids through this movie, though. They probably won't be that entertained."
‑ Nancy Churnin, Dallas Morning News
"These babies need a time out."
‑ Common Sense Media Editors, Common Sense Media
"[It's] the sort of intellectually offensive children's movie one would make if one knew nothing about children."
‑ David Cornelius,
"To call this immeasurably terrible movie 'stupid and nonsensical' would be an insult to stupid and nonsensical movies."
‑ MaryAnn Johanson, Flick Filosopher
"Why? Seriously, why?"
‑ Nathan Rabin, AV Club
"The action sequences are phony-looking; the dialogue sounds largely improvised on the fly; the laughs are few and far between; and the acting ... is, to put it kindly, wooden."
‑ Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post
"Apart from Jon Voight, slumming and turning in a rather droll, if lonely, performance as the German-accented villain, the movie amounts to cynical, cutesy claptrap."
‑ Jane Horwitz, Seattle Post-Intelligencer
"Clark's CGI-induced rugrat romp is about as inspiring in its hilarity as a diaper rash. Exceedingly nonsensical and...excuse the intended pun-infantile"
‑ Frank Ochieng, Movie Eye
"It is offensive on so many levels. First, let's just call SuperBabies what it is: child abuse."
‑ Marjorie Baumgarten, Austin Chronicle
‑ J. R. Jones, Chicago Reader
"Whatever wit could be mined from the idea of breaking the code to baby talk was exhausted in the original Baby Geniuses five years ago."
‑ Ruthe Stein, San Francisco Chronicle
"Camp primer for the Huggies Pull-Ups crowd."
‑ Eric Henderson, Slant Magazine
"Like dadaist art, Baby Geniuses challenge the artist-audience contract: We *hear* the babies talking, but we clearly *see* that they aren't."
‑ Stephen Himes, Flak Magazine
"You're not actually still reading about this stupid, crass, condescending, dreadful movie, are you?"
‑ Liz Braun, Jam! Movies
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