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Plot: The cryptkeeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.

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Recent Reviews

  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    October 3, 2008
    it dose have some very much...kraft cheese but its damn good though! "one two three you can watch me masterbate" heh funny...and the whole fight with waterguns with the song ballroom bliss...badass...
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    August 20, 2008
    1 2 3 you can watch me masterbate!!! haha funny line...but no you cant any ways fun little vamp movie from our pal the crypt keeper give it a shot best scene? when the priest and dennis go on a action bit with holy water guns and the song playing is ballroom blits just awsome
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    August 15, 2008
    okay if you have not seen this movie then you have to see it its a great vampire movie and a comedy one to ive seen this one all the time they always show it on tv and they never show demon knight which gets me mad so if you like the movie demon knight by tales from the crypt or you like the show tales from the crypt then you have to see it and corey feldman did great in it and so did dennis miller and its a gd vampire movie so if you like vampire movies then you have to see this film this film was gd and there were some boring parts and some parts i didnt like but still gd movie but i like demon knight better cuz its awesome but if you have not seen demon knight then you really have to see it becuz its by tales from the crypt and they have a great show to
    so if you have not seen it then you should or you should not if you dont like horror movies or vampire movies but corey feldman did great in it to but to bad he turned into a vampire then they had to kill him lol
  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 9, 2008
    Very appealing visually, especially with the scantily clad babes constantly walking around. Still, this movie is just pointless. Even though, it still owes up to it's apparent cheesiness and absurdity. Due to this, I'll have to admit that this movie still works.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 20, 2008
    Pretty good movie. I've never been a huge fan of Dennis Miller but I *am* a huge fan of the Crypt Keeper. They balance out.
  • 1.5 Stars
    MCT:
    June 2, 2008
    Plenty of nudity and silliness without any of the scares. Dennis Miller looks really young and probably the only person with any talent in here.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    April 30, 2008
    tales from the crypt is coming back to the next screen after "demon knight" again.
    this time about katherine(erika eleniak)'s brother is missing but she decide to hire private eye rafe(dennis miller)will search
    her brother. angie everheart play lillith the head of the vampire.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    March 21, 2008
    Bordello if blood is a bit sappy yet some great gore scenes that interested me so I went and bought it to complete a Crypt collection.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    January 20, 2008
    My favorite moment is when a tough guy asks Dennis Miller if he wants to step outside. Miller tells him, "No thanks. I don't feel like a blowjob."
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    January 12, 2008
    This is deffently a guy movie and I don't mean for the action if you catch my drift and it has a true Tales from the Crypt ending.
  • 1.5 Stars
    MCT:
    October 31, 2007
    Haha, this movie was always so terrible, but for some sick reason I still watched half of the 500,000 times they played it on scifi or some nonesense back in the day.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    October 5, 2007
    This is great. Dennis Miller is a lot funnier when he isn't talking politics and getting chased by big chested vampires.
  • 4.5 Stars
    MCT:
    September 9, 2007
    Angie Everhart is hot and sexy... she would turn any gay man straight! Everyone else acting could have been better
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 8, 2007
    Funny, fast, and full of gore. How many movies do you know where naked vampire hookers devour the still-beating hearts of their adolescent clients, or where the hero saves the day with a Super Soaker? Unfortunately even in this movie filled with half-naked women, Erica Eleniak keeps her clothes on.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 14, 2007
    Might have been decent if Dennis Miller wasn't so blatantly over the top and Angie Everhart wasn't allowed to speak. Other than those two shortcomings it's ok.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 11, 2007
    The story sucks. No pun intended. But BOOBS! Yay! And Corey Feldman in one of the most nodding parodies ever - Edgar Frog, how we miss thee.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    May 6, 2007
    In trying to keep the spirit of Tales From the Crypt, this movie really failed. Some of the humor was alright, but the acting was very annoying.
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    April 16, 2007
    This movie failed so hard I asked for my money back at the theater. How do you follow up Demon Night with this shite?

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  • Danmybestmate333
    This movie is great, but a little sterotypical about women, loads of nudity, but great. 10/10
    posted 591 days ago