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Plot: The cryptkeeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.
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MCT:October 3, 2008it dose have some very much...kraft cheese but its damn good though! "one two three you can watch me masterbate" heh funny...and the whole fight with waterguns with the song ballroom bliss...badass...
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MCT:August 20, 20081 2 3 you can watch me masterbate!!! haha funny line...but no you cant any ways fun little vamp movie from our pal the crypt keeper give it a shot best scene? when the priest and dennis go on a action bit with holy water guns and the song playing is ballroom blits just awsome
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MCT:August 15, 2008
okay if you have not seen this movie then you have to see it its a great vampire movie and a comedy one to ive seen this one all the time they always show it on tv and they never show demon knight which gets me mad so if you like the movie demon knight by tales from the crypt or you like the show tales from the crypt then you have to see it and corey feldman did great in it and so did dennis miller and its a gd vampire movie so if you like vampire movies then you have to see this film this film was gd and there were some boring parts and some parts i didnt like but still gd movie but i like demon knight better cuz its awesome but if you have not seen demon knight then you really have to see it becuz its by tales from the crypt and they have a great show to
so if you have not seen it then you should or you should not if you dont like horror movies or vampire movies but corey feldman did great in it to but to bad he turned into a vampire then they had to kill him lol -
MCT:July 9, 2008
Very appealing visually, especially with the scantily clad babes constantly walking around. Still, this movie is just pointless. Even though, it still owes up to it's apparent cheesiness and absurdity. Due to this, I'll have to admit that this movie still works.
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MCT:June 20, 2008
Pretty good movie. I've never been a huge fan of Dennis Miller but I *am* a huge fan of the Crypt Keeper. They balance out.
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MCT:June 2, 2008Plenty of nudity and silliness without any of the scares. Dennis Miller looks really young and probably the only person with any talent in here.
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MCT:April 30, 2008
tales from the crypt is coming back to the next screen after "demon knight" again.
this time about katherine(erika eleniak)'s brother is missing but she decide to hire private eye rafe(dennis miller)will search
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MCT:March 21, 2008
Bordello if blood is a bit sappy yet some great gore scenes that interested me so I went and bought it to complete a Crypt collection.
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MCT:January 20, 2008
My favorite moment is when a tough guy asks Dennis Miller if he wants to step outside. Miller tells him, "No thanks. I don't feel like a blowjob."
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MCT:January 12, 2008
This is deffently a guy movie and I don't mean for the action if you catch my drift and it has a true Tales from the Crypt ending.
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MCT:October 31, 2007
Haha, this movie was always so terrible, but for some sick reason I still watched half of the 500,000 times they played it on scifi or some nonesense back in the day.
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MCT:October 5, 2007
This is great. Dennis Miller is a lot funnier when he isn't talking politics and getting chased by big chested vampires.
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MCT:September 9, 2007Angie Everhart is hot and sexy... she would turn any gay man straight! Everyone else acting could have been better
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MCT:July 8, 2007Funny, fast, and full of gore. How many movies do you know where naked vampire hookers devour the still-beating hearts of their adolescent clients, or where the hero saves the day with a Super Soaker? Unfortunately even in this movie filled with half-naked women, Erica Eleniak keeps her clothes on.
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MCT:June 14, 2007Might have been decent if Dennis Miller wasn't so blatantly over the top and Angie Everhart wasn't allowed to speak. Other than those two shortcomings it's ok.
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MCT:June 11, 2007
The story sucks. No pun intended. But BOOBS! Yay! And Corey Feldman in one of the most nodding parodies ever - Edgar Frog, how we miss thee.
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MCT:May 6, 2007
In trying to keep the spirit of Tales From the Crypt, this movie really failed. Some of the humor was alright, but the acting was very annoying.
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MCT:April 16, 2007This movie failed so hard I asked for my money back at the theater. How do you follow up Demon Night with this shite?
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Danmybestmate333posted 591 days ago
