John Kassir, Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak
The cryptkeeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.
DVD Release Date: October 7, 2003
Stats: 657 reviews
Haha, this movie was always so terrible, but for some sick reason I still watched half of the 500,000 times they played it on scifi or some nonesense back in the day.
Funny, fast, and full of gore. How many movies do you know where naked vampire hookers devour the still-beating hearts of their adolescent clients, or where the hero saves the day with a Super Soaker? Unfortunately even in this movie filled with half-naked women, Erica Eleniak ke...( read more)
Ok, I am a female, so I really got annoyed by all the nudity in it of women... but, besides that, I think people are being too hard on this movie... If you rent a Tales From The Crypt movie, don't expect something very good... but I was a little dissapointed when I saw this, beca...( read more)
Nothing wrong with this movie. Tons of tits and gore. In fact, this may be the goriest vampire movie I have ever seen, gorier than Dusk Till Dawn 1 and 2 put together. I was suprised at how many people talk shit on this movie. It is incredibly entertaining
Love Tales From The Crypt and despite the fact that movie was ok it just felt more like an extended episode rather then a movie.
Bordello of blood? WTF!!?!!
In a second thought it sounds interesting lol
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This movie is great, but a little sterotypical about women, loads of nudity, but great. 10/10
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