Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood
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Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood
In this satirical horror-comedy, a gumshoe investigates a combination TV ministry/whorehouse/vampire infestation. After bounty hunter Vincent (Phil Fondacaro) unearths the remains of Lilith, queen of the vampires, he restores the alluring creature to life and lords over her using a magical talisman. Later, rowdy youngster Caleb Verdoux (Corey Feldman) convinces one of his dim-witted buddies to accompany him to a combination mortuary/house of ill repute where both young men fall prey to Lilith's charms. Rather than merely drinking her victims' blood, this vampire has a tendency to rip… More

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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 14%

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"Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague."
‑ Joe Leydon, Variety
"This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts."
‑ Peter Stack, San Francisco Chronicle
"Spends too much time on banking on Dennis Miller's snarky sense of humor to really allow the film to entertain as a sexy dark comedy..."
‑ Felix Vasquez Jr., Cinema Crazed
"The film is grisly enough to serve up some scant enjoyment as a slice of grand guignol, but it's otherwise just another dumb gore movie."
‑ , Film4
"Stupid, bloody excuse for gore, nothing more."
‑ Bob Bloom, Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
"Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun."
‑ Richard Harrington, Washington Post
"This sickeningly puerile mess will be attractive only to teen boys who aren't too picky about special effects or scripts."
‑ , USA Today
"Bordello of Blood fails as anything but a gory T&A spectacle for the mouth-breather set."
‑ Steve Newton, Georgia Straight
"This very guilty pleasure never produces much suspense, but I couldn't stop laughing at Dennis Miller's sardonic asides."
‑ Chuck O'Leary, Fantastica Daily
"... the series' die-hard fans will be left wanting."
‑ Dwayne E. Leslie, Boxoffice Magazine
"What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance."
‑ Jack Mathews, Los Angeles Times
"Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot."
‑ Lawrence Van Gelder, New York Times
"This is a travesty."
‑ , TV Guide's Movie Guide
"... run-of-the-mill horror movie."
‑ Christopher Null, Filmcritic.com
"For a horror-comedy film to work, it's got to be both funny and scary. Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is neither."
‑ Jeff Vice, Deseret News, Salt Lake City
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