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Plot:
High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother B...( read more 
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MCT:May 15, 2008
{WoW} hell has no fury like a woman's scorn...or this case TEETH! The movie was ok, didn't suck...BEWARE TO ALL MEN OF THE VAGINA DENTATA...lol Betta treat your girl right or chop lol
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MCT:May 14, 2008I was really excited to see this one. I thought the premise was really wonderful and you could go so many different ways with it. To me, I had envisioned it as a sophisticated, witty, and clever black comedy with some wonderfully horrific B-movie stuff here and there. I couldn't of been anymore wrong.
This could've been so good. In fact, I think even the first half hour or so was on a good track. It dealt with a lot of the things I wanted it to. For instance, the first thing I thought of when hearing the movie was that it'd criticize American censorship... we hide sex to the point where a vagina is could almost be considered as vulgar. Lichtenstein includes that by showing censorship in textbooks at school. He also compares this "evolution" or "adaptation" within the female to puberty, which is also a really interesting, clever, and humorous concept. Reminded me of Ginger Snaps in away... flesh eating vagina's and werewolves, same difference! After that, however, all the subtlety completely and quirkiness vanishes and the film as a whole completely falls apart.
True story: I forgot this was supposed to be funny until the last scene in the movie (where it was completely shoved in my face to a horrible extent). I have no problem with laughing at things that are absurd, vulgar, and downright disgusting... but, nothing in this was even remotely humorous. The closest I came to laughing was due to some horrific acting at points (Weixler was okay, but just about everyone else in the movie sucked). I should point out that I typically like cheesy horror, so it's not like I have these unattainable expectations.
This film completely starts to fall apart around the half way point after her first "victim"... and, what is left of the decency after that is completely shattered by the third act. Particularly the involvement of the brother throughout the film - his character was completely pointless and irrelevant. It was fine when he was a secondary character, but everything involving him near the end was absolutely atrocious and was absolute misery to sit through.
On a more minor complaint, I had a lot of problems with audio levels. I constantly had to turn it up and turn it down due to the dialog being almost whispered, while the music and sound effects were almost deafening. While on the subject of music - the soundtrack was absolutely wretched in every way.
I'm probably a bit too harsh with this review... but, I really don't see what anyone sees in it. I didn't find it any better than the constant onslaught of horrible horror movies that we're fed year after year. The concept was very creative and it starts off okay, but even that couldn't redeem the film by the end. Avoid this. -
MCT:May 14, 2008
Great setup, hilarious with well-established characters. Unfortunately, once the "teeth" start munching their way through suburbia, the film loses focus and peters out (pun intended).
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MCT:May 14, 2008Meh, it was alright but when you get right down to it there really isn't much plot, just a very simple premise.
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MCT:May 13, 2008You just have to watch it. You just. . .have. . .to watch it. This could have been really bad, maybe so bad it's good, but luckily, they made this one the perfect blend of camp and gore. Kudos to all the actors for treading that thin line between conscious bad acting with actual bad acting. Another reviewer mentioned this is more a black comedy than a horror movie, and that's right on. This movie takes aim at abstinence-only sex education, nuclear power, and uncontrolled male lust. It's about the most effective sexual revenge fantasy ever made. Be prepared to see more severed penises than you'll ever want to see in one movie. About the most shockingly hilarious movies I've ever seen.
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Wotanravenposted 8 days ago -
I did like the second half of the film because it drags in the beginning & the dialog don't seems to be that interesting.Once the movie gets to the twisted & perverse side of the tale of Dawn who have a vagina that has teeth which castrates men during sex then it becomes interesting.This is the type of film that will make you laugh & squirm at the same time.Original,provocative,wicked & gruesome film with a touch of humor.
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High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
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