Teeth Reviews and Ratings



  • November 27, 2009
    "Teeth" explores the horror in the fear of the entities existing and non-existing as it condenses it audience's imagination into the darker, more sexual enigma. It has lots of good elements of both comedy and horror that when combined makes a fantastic film to watch. Its gory apo...( read more)calyptic sense of feminism seeks to stratify the morality of younger generation. The music plays so much importance in this film because it effectively strengthens the aftermath of every scene. The cinematography is quite impressive, it's easy to watch, with camera movements and cuts that are well done. It's a complete package of laughter, sex, and violence.
  • November 24, 2009
    Which scene is the best? The loser getting what he deserves in bed during his pleasure; the boyfirend; the unchaste gynocologist; the abusive, incestous sodomizing brother, or the hitchhiker? It doesn't matter because I enjoyed every single moment of castration.
  • November 23, 2009
    very funny and disgusting
  • November 16, 2009
    I found this movie to be a huge disappointment. I thought that this wold be a pretty good horror/comedy, even something tongue in cheek, but this was more dramatic and slow that I found this movie rather boring. Jess Weixler is likable enough even though no one else is, but I tho...( read more)ught her acting was alright at best and overdone at worst. But once again a movie with some great potential, that does nothing with it. It was just a hard movie to get into.
  • November 16, 2009
    I don't know if this movie was meant to be funny or not, but IT WAS. This was hilarious in so many different respects: the bad acting, the chastity group, the gynecologist, the friend that she has sex with, and the old man in the end. It was great!
  • November 12, 2009
    surprisingly better than i expected and not what i expected at all!!!!
  • November 8, 2009
    Hilarious and charming.
  • November 8, 2009
    Pure entertainment, hilarious! You will laugh more than you squeam, well I did anyway
  • November 3, 2009
    qute intesteting story though horrific . A pussy cutting p***s....
  • November 1, 2009
    hahaha pa dobar je opis filma - horor komedija. Ja sam plakala od smija na neke scene i ovo je sigurno film koji cu pamtit samo tako. Doduse, nije izvrstan ali je u neku ruku morbidno zabavan! hahaha jos uvijek mi je sve smijesno. Al najjaca je zadnja scena sa onim starim, koji p...( read more)ogled :D
  • October 31, 2009
    Absolutely the strangest and most mesmorizing movie I've ever seen. The whole time watching was spent in total disbelief ....Highly recommended.
  • October 29, 2009
    how to watch this video? T_T
  • October 28, 2009
    This is the movie that makes a toothy B.J. look like a blessing. When I watch it, I can't help being reminded of Liquid Sky for two reasons. The first being the fact that the main characters of both films are sexually assaulted throughout the films, and their attackers meet the...( read more)ir ends in bizarre ways. The second is the fact that Anne Carlisle at one point in the Liquid Sky says, "This pussy has teeth.", whereas Jess Weixler's character in Teeth literally does have a pussy with teeth.

    Teeth is like a a frat boy's nightmare. The assholes in this movie get everything that's coming to them, which is something I love. I think this movie is the first to ever make me grab my crotch in fear, while simultaneously routing for more. When I first heard about Teeth I didn't know what to expect. Was it a Horror movie? A comedy? Cronenberg inspired sci-fi? Well, as it turns out, it was a little of each. It's full of twisted humor, graphic castrations, and vaginal mutations, all of which centers on the story of Dawn, an extremely cute high school virgin, who is the subject of much harassment by classmates for her beliefs about purity, and who also seems to be the target of every horny asshole in her town. Little do these date rapists in training know what lies below the belt of this particular Jonas Brother's fan. There's no holding back in this one. I had a hard time believing that this movie was rated R due to the abundance of severed penises. I highly recommend it to fans of perverse, offbeat horror.
  • October 27, 2009
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  • October 27, 2009
    weird but entertaining
  • October 18, 2009
    jajjaja muy charra pero es disq de terror
  • October 18, 2009
    Lets tell it like it is - it's a film a about a girl with teeth in her vagina. At first she's scared, then she learns to use them to her advantage. That's pretty much it. At first it's pretty funny and there are a few scenes that'll make you cringe (especially guys). On the o...( read more)ther hand, if you're a female and not in the mood that particular night - you can't go wrong. This will clearly demonstrate that the word "No", actually means "NO". Gory, over the top horror comedy. But unfortunatly, apart from the concept of putting teeth in a vagina, the film's not original in any way and can get a little tiresome after thirty minutes or so.
  • October 14, 2009
    Virginia Dentata!
    Well i dont get to start meny revewis starting with that word so thought i would use it as my first word lol.
    Well again virginia dentata a very strange concept to make a fil about, but it worked well.
    A girl in her late teenage years thats saving her self fo...( read more)r that one specail person on the wedding night finds out she has more lurking down stairs than other girls her age. Dawn suffers from a strangly mythical (with some truth ill have you all know) of a problem called Virginia Dentata. Dawn has setts or razor sharpe teeth that cover her Verginal walls, hence the name Teeth for the film.
    As this teenage girl sturrgels though the most confeusing time of her life with this strange problem it brings on some sick laughs for the veiwers, she goes in seach of a hero that can concour the beast that lies inside her.
    There are some top notch funny bits in this movie.
    I can see alot of people slating this movie, but i do think that you have to have abit of a twisted sick mind to find this movie fun, and funny. So i would advise only diehard horror fans and feminists see this movie.
    This is girl power in extrem force!
  • October 9, 2009
    This movie is just so bloody wrong it's right! Definitely an original concept... Vagina Dentata... It's like having a built-in chastity belt! This movie is funny, spiteful, and genius! But as a guy, you will be reaching for your ging gang goolies... Watch it and giggle.
  • October 6, 2009
    Comedy at its blackest. Probably the single best feminist horror movie ever made. It'll make you cringe while you're laughing your pants wet.
  • October 2, 2009
    Hilarious yet disturbing.
  • October 1, 2009
    I'm a bit disappointed with this film. I thought it was going to be a bit more like a Frank Henenlotter film I suppose. It was quite uneasy viewing really, which shocked me as I like all sorts of weird films that are more graphic and disturbing by far. I guess it was in the way i...( read more)t was handled. You expect to be shocked with a Takeshi Miike film but Mitchell Lichtenstein is that kind of director, he's not as talented. Also the humour element doesn't sit well, sure it has its funny bits (the dog eating the penis) but it doesn't draw a line between what is intentional and what is subsequent. It also depicts all men as perverted rapists, which is just lazy and stupid of the writers. I guess I've seen worse though!
  • September 27, 2009
    Ok.. watching this movie knowing its going to be very weird.. (SPOILER?) But the part where she sees a OBGYN.. First of all they don't go about it like that.. They would put the speculum in and look around.. Thats what the speculum is for.. Once they looked around they would see ...( read more)anything in there.. And second the OBGYN doesn't put fingers in to test flexability.. And they never say ooh wow your tight... And as soon as she looked up that stuff online only one thought poped into my head.. bro bro... Sorry whoever is reading this I am writing this as I watch the film.. Ohh my gosh she runs over to his house cring and telling him shes got teeth in her vagina and it kills people so he gives her a bubble bath, anti anxiety pills, alchohol and lights candles everywhere? Stupid boy! And why does it always have to be about penatration? Maybe she should get a g/f and try a vibe or just outer stim lol Or anal? thers no teeth in her ars? Wait so guy with candels can do her w out loosing his peen? Wow maybe anti anxiety pills work... Ooh I see she has to be relaxed.. Candel guy hot.. he kinda reminds me of a longlost ex... EWW BLOODY PENIS GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Wow guess bro aint the one.. hah dog ate his penis.. wow why am I still watchin this.. wow ok.. soo the movie never really had an ending..
  • September 25, 2009
    cuidado antes de introducirla podria ser que ,,,,
  • September 23, 2009
    Upon its premiere in 2008, Teeth quickly became the little Sundance movie that could. Word swept far and wide of the outlandish subject matter and hilarious delivery of that vagina dentate movie. Boys and girls alike cringed and joked for their own silly reasons, and one way or...( read more) another, everyone heard a rumored whisper of Teeth. At the very least, Teeth is weird. Framed in the world of Christians obsessed with abstinence, it may make you a little more uncomfortable to start with than you were expecting. Dawn, our fanged cunt heroine, is a ripe adopted little teen with two loving parents, one of whom is dying of something or other, and a metal worshipping tool bag of a brother who only does it in the butt. Funny right? We spend the first third of the movie drowning in a 2 inch deep pool while Dawn and her dimwittedly abstinent friends awkwardly flounder about with their decisions of purity. Then, finally, Dawn's love interest Tobey, decides to hell with purity and puts on the rape ring. Then his dick gets bit off. It's here when things stop being awkward and start being awkwardly funny. Have you ever seen a movie where a crab is chewing on a rotten, disembodied cock? Well thank god it's finally here. The movie takes a quick turn as Dawn, a lost and unsure soul, wanders through the never-ending ranks of skeezy guys populating her hometown. In fact, it seems the only stand up dude in the whole fucking community is her father. But negative portrayals of men aside (who can't say it's not deserve in the overwhelmingly misogynistic world of horror cinema?) Teeth manages to be disgusting, irreverent, and fun. I mean, I could cover more details of the plot, but honestly, very little happens until the semi-predictable and inconclusive ending. Teeth just kind of rolls through the motions propelled by its own premise until it feels like its time to stop. The dick-biting thing never really gets old, and its fun to see Dawn come into her own as the feminist cock smasher she deserves to be. It gets funny and goofy, balances sexy with slimy, and comes out as a semi-memorable and entertaining 90 minute distraction. If asked whether or not I recommended Teeth, I guess the first response that would jump to mind would be a resounding "why not?"
  • September 19, 2009
    Funny and a gore film, my favorite genres.
  • September 19, 2009
    Vagina teeth... Nuff said.
  • September 16, 2009
    Don't go in expecting a horror movie, or you will be bitterly disappointed. This is a dark horror comedy as well as an interesting social commentary. There are moments of hysterical humor, but as with "Burn After Reading" the humor depends greatly on your ability to violence an...( read more)d theater of the absurd. Christians are bound to be offended by some of the jokes at their expense.
  • September 13, 2009
    funny at some point. just a thought, if this is real, there could've been no rape cases around the world except for men. haha.
  • September 11, 2009
    LOL, this film is ridiculous but in a good way. The lead girl is brilliant.. perfect to watch with friends and laugh at.
  • September 11, 2009
    teeth vagina..a natural born chastity device :)
  • September 8, 2009
    The weirdest film I've ever seen, done badly too.
  • September 5, 2009
    eto pinaka horror sa lahat para sa mga lalaki.. may ngipin ung "toot" nung babae.. kinakagat ung "too" ng lalaki hangang maputol kapag galit ung babae..
  • August 30, 2009
    Fun for a while...then it's basically, "Yeah I get it. Please no more severed Penises."
  • August 29, 2009
    A bit of a disgusting idea for a movie. Found the main character rather annoying.
  • August 23, 2009
    Weird and highly entertaining. And very hilarious.
  • August 22, 2009
    If you're a fan of the X-Men series then you'll love this darkly comical coming-of-age film about a mutation that Marvel Comics never told you about.
  • August 9, 2009
    This movie would have been better if the director hadn't treated the audience like a buncha idiots. Ok, I saw the Nuclear Power Plant the first 14 times, stop showing the damn thing. I get it. Woohoo, I'm smart, look at me. ..and although, I'm kinda glad they didn't actually show...( read more) the "monster" (for that, seek out Killer Pussy: Sexual Parasite) Ya could have at least hooked a brotha up with some more female nudity. Also, it might just be me, but John Hensley's character was sucha cliche it made me laugh..
  • August 5, 2009
    this movie would receive s.o.'s for its wittiness
  • August 4, 2009
    Girl empowers herself by castrating lecherous men. Vile, banal and predictable.
  • August 4, 2009
    This amy have been the strangest movie I've ever seen
  • August 2, 2009
    Very weird and I positively grant a five star to it.
  • August 2, 2009
    This scared me...Think about it
  • July 27, 2009
    my boyfriends having an anxiety attack
  • July 27, 2009
    Too many severed cocks...
  • July 27, 2009
    This movie is funny!!!! I love it!!!!
  • July 21, 2009
    Not as good as id heard
  • July 20, 2009
    I NEED to see this, just based on what it's about. Just out of sick, morbid curiosity, I have to see this.

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