Recent Reviews for Terror Firmer

  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 3, 2008
    Though not one of Troma's best films its still a pretty fun watch when your turn your brain off for 90 minutes.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    May 21, 2008
    I just love Lloyd Kaufman! Terror Firmer made me laugh harder than I have in years. The ending is just ridiculous... it's great!
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    January 18, 2008
    Bizarre, disgusting, messed up, revolting, hilarious, bloody, and awesome. Greatest opening credits sequence in the history of film.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 7, 2007
    does it get any better than a fat, hairy red-headed man, who also happens to be blinded and naked, running rampant through Times Square in the middle of the day?
  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 6, 2007
    This is one truly bizarre movie, but of course, it IS a Troma movie. First time I saw it I was stoned as hell and I laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes. Then I saw it while totally straight and barely cracked a smile. Therefore, the 2.5
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 19, 2007
    Known as the "Gem of Troma" for a reason. Gore, sex, gore and independant filmmaking... sweeeeeeeet...
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    May 23, 2007
    You MUST have a strong stomach to see this! Once you get past that, the puns are terrible, the characters are outstanding, and the situation is totally worth seeing!
  • 1.5 Stars
    MCT:
    April 16, 2007
    dont take too seriously...this contains: vomit, diahrea, boobs and blood in pure gratuity mayhem only...another twisted tale from Troma studio.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    February 11, 2007
    My favourite Troma film, as much for the documentary included as the film itself. Sums up perfectly what Troma fans like about the company's movies: and all around lack of taste on any subject.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    January 31, 2007
    Another "so bad it rocks" Troma movie thanks to Lloyd Kaufman. This is probably my fvourite Troma flick to date. If you are a Troma fan... or just someone who appreciates pure cheese then this is a must-see!
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    December 28, 2006
    The incredibly talented Lloyd Kaufman scores big again with Terror Firmer. God Bless Kaufman directed Troma films. This world needs his witty social commentary so desperatly bad!
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    December 24, 2006
    Utter madness about a chick with half a dick murderer killing everyone on a B-movie set whilst they're filming...It is a Troma film...and i'm so happy about it :)
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    October 27, 2006
    This is so retard, but yet so brilliant. I am amazed this is even a film, but then again I am not. lol
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    September 27, 2006
    One of the greatest Troma/independent movies ever but will really test your endurances (you'll know if you're up to it during the defetussing w/in the first minute). This movie has something to offend everyone - bloody dismemeberment, disemboweling, bong water enemas, snot, puke, piss, shit, life affirming rape, pickling, hermaphrodites..hell Lloyd Kaufman chops up & throws a sacred mad cow @ just about everything (lol even Spielberg). There's some great hilarious dialogue (escpecially from Llyod himself as a blind director, nice site gags for the company's fans, cheap bloody/poopie effects that should have you thrilled or retching (depnding on your taste or lack of) and Ron Jeremy actually really creeped me out in this. It's all in bad bad taste but leave your scruples @ the door and you should enjoy (and not burn in hell too much)
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 12, 2006
    Take 20 years worth of experience making b-movies(if not c-movies in some cases), pick the experiences that will come across as the most amusing, throw in an admittedly weak plot dealing with a murderer on the set, add a dash of sheer and utter grossness, and let the audience in on many of the secrets of making movies with next to no money. The end result is awesomely entertaining, if the acting were better this would be 5 stars. I also highly recommend the included documentary and director's commentary.
  • 4.5 Stars
    MCT:
    May 28, 2006
    I love it. Disgusting. Sickening. Even made me feel like throwing up at times. Pure Troma gorgeousness. Twisted independent cinema. Cool.

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