Recent Reviews for The 13th Warrior

  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    October 12, 2008
    There were definitely some things that The 13th Warrior possesses that I really enjoyed. On the other hand, there was something about it that just didn't impress me much. First of all, McTiernan had some pretty clever ideas with this movie. Mainly the way he sort of solved the language problem that movies have. In a lot of movies everyone is speaking english in a clearly non-english speaking region and it's just a turn off. In others, there is no english and you have to read subtitles if you don't speak the language and may miss something on screen. In 13th Warrior it starts w/ subtitles and then as Bandera learns more of the Viking language it starts being heard in english (yes i see the flaw here that his character probably doesn't speak english either, but still). Other than that though, the movie did contain some pretty good action and a story that was at least somewhat interesting. On the other hand Banderas brought a pretty weak performance, which i felt was sort of canned. Also, the hero roles were very hollywood. The Vikings in particular began the story as ruthless and cold. By the end of this movie they were the type of guys you would want to go out for drinks with. Over-all this movie wasn't bad, but just when it begins to rope you in, it starts to decline in quality. Good for a watch-once and disposal.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    September 21, 2008
    Beautiful places of shooting!
    Great fighting sequences!
    Suspense, creatures, old times, a lot of elements making this good heroic fantasy's flick.
  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    September 15, 2008
    He plays a pretty good arabian, I guess. A typical sword-swinging film with a speck of decent story.
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    August 15, 2008
    so shitty. although i imagine it's slightly more accurate to beowulf than the more recent one. i think people need to just stop trying to make beowulf into a movie, IT DOESNT WORK.
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 30, 2008
    Even though this is only supposed to be partly inspired by Beowulf, it is the best Beowulf "adaptation" I have seen.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 29, 2008
    Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers Lo, there do I see The line of my people Back to the beginning 'Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla Where the brave May live FOREVER.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 26, 2008
    I could watch this movie all day. Based off the book, The Eaters of the Dead (Michael Criton). Movie could have been better, but I like how the movie uses a lot of non-verbal communication. I aslso get a kick at how Antonio is more the story teller and less the hero. He keeps getting his peg knocked down by the vikings who keep showing him how little he knows. A brave movie for him to do. I wish the narration carried through the whole movie rather than just the beginning, because it would have explained more of the clash of cultures.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 26, 2008
    Fantastic,tells what happens when differant races and types of people combine toward a comon goal,BUSH TAKE NOTE!
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    June 24, 2008
    i dnt get why there was an arab there or why he was Antonio Banderas but ......... MON THE VIKINGS!!!!
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 18, 2008
    This was a touching tale of love and hate, and struggle to hold on to something that no one else wanted to deal with. In the end, the hate is subdued.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 12, 2008
    I thought this movie stunk. I was expecting more from Antonio Banderas, and although some of the action was cool, the overall storyline was weak, as was the direction.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 10, 2008
    This wasn't just an adventure type battle movie. It showed life of a polite, gentleman-like man who pretty much had to adapt to new life, new culture, new language and to still manage to make friends with those who were way different to him. On top of that he also had to get used to being a warrior and to protect an innocent village from an onslaught of savage enemies.
    All in all I enjoyed the movie, but some parts dragged on a bit and some of the fighting was hard to see because it was happening in the dark.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    May 10, 2008
    Only watched the film because I was reading the book "Eaters of the Dead". Strange accents and dodgy acting abound, the film did not do the book justice, and the finer details of the story were watered down by Michael Crichton to make the film more accessible to a younger audience.
  • 4.5 Stars
    MCT:
    April 26, 2008
    Fantastic film! I absolutely loved it. It was an original take on Beowulf. All the characters were well developed and the story line flowed well, not a dull moment. Great battle scenes which rate high on my must-have list. I highly recommend this one!!
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    April 4, 2008
    Sarcasm alert! - Antonio Banderas is a masterful actor! I'm not really sure this ever needed to be made, but I am sure that I shouldn't have watched it.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    March 24, 2008
    I really wished this movie was better. It sounded so promising and a lot of people recommended it to me. I was just a big let down at the end.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    March 24, 2008
    The 13th Warrior is a long, loud, dirt-caked, sweat-soaked, gets-medieval-on-your-ass, muddy, bloody, violent, and then more-violent sword 'n' shield-er about an Arab poet-turned-ambassador (Antonio Banderas) who is volunteered to join a band of no-nonsense Norsemen to fight a "mysterious enemy" to the north.

    It's true that there isn't a whole lot to The 13th Warrior other than the carnage of the battle scenes. And it's true that we're given little insight into the characters and their motivations. But the film still succeeds.
    In addition to Banderas and the quality of the action sequences, the excellent costumes, sets and locations also contribute to the experience.

    This isn't a great film by any stretch, but it's exciting to watch and it works as long as you aren't expecting something other than what it is.
    So enjoy it for what it is - an action/adventure picture filled with violent, bloody battles and larger-than-life heroic deeds. Think Conan the Barbarian crossed with Braveheart. There's more than a little of both to be found here - great deeds by great men in a forgotten era.
  • 4.5 Stars
    MCT:
    March 16, 2008
    One of the best fantasy films ever, and among the few films that I can say I think was better than the book! A neat adaptation of the Beowulf story from the perspective of a foreigner who gets caught up in the affairs of the Northern band of warriors.
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    March 9, 2008
    An interesting and exciting historical sword adventure. An entertaining enough film worth checking out although the way Banderas learns the language of his comrades takes some suspension of disbelief.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    February 17, 2008
    my fav Norse flick (the only Norse flick i've seen, lol), good action, good acting, great heroes, ultra cool villians, and a very, very ugly dog !
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    February 10, 2008
    Unlikely pairing of Beowulf and Ahmed bin Faden in 10th century northern Europe, loosely based on bin Faden's real-life travelogue and a Michael Crichton story.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    January 17, 2008
    Suprisingly good, his fellow who calls him 'little brother' has all the funny lines, i liked his character.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    January 13, 2008
    Absolutely loved it, such a coward found the courage to face his fears and become what people thought as evil.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    January 1, 2008
    love this movie, Antonio Banderas is awesome playing Arab, love the voice of Vladimir Kulich. Antonio is recruited to be the 13th warrior to fight the fire serpents.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    December 16, 2007
    this was a great movie! Antonio Banderas and Tony Curran both were great in this movie! See it if you have not!

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